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Season 2023
Whatever, nerds. My grandfather took a chest full of REAL shrapnel back in WWII and all he got out of it was a lifetime of arrhythmia and medal from Mussolini.
Whatever, nerds. My grandfather took a chest full of REAL shrapnel back in WWII and all he got out of it was a lifetime of arrhythmia and medal from Mussolini.
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Cryptid Bros - Bigfoot Multiplayer Early Access Gameplay
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The Mothman, the Jersey Devil, Chupacabra, Nessie. Oh sorry. I was just listing things I'd rather be f*cked by than watch a single episode of Finding Bigfoot.
The Mothman, the Jersey Devil, Chupacabra, Nessie. Oh sorry. I was just listing things I'd rather be f*cked by than watch a single episode of Finding Bigfoot.
I'd like to say that Don Bluth would be offended by all this artwork but have you played Dragon's Lair? His only note would probably be that the nipples weren't long enough.
I'd like to say that Don Bluth would be offended by all this artwork but have you played Dragon's Lair? His only note would probably be that the nipples weren't long enough.
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Which of the X-Men Has the Dumbest Mutant Power? - Marvel Mondays
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If you ever have any trouble understanding the X-Men continuity, just remember that Professor X is MLK, Magneto is Malcolm X, the Legacy Virus is AIDS, and Maggot is f*cking stupid.
If you ever have any trouble understanding the X-Men continuity, just remember that Professor X is MLK, Magneto is Malcolm X, the Legacy Virus is AIDS, and Maggot is f*cking stupid.
Hawaii is by far my favorite formerly unincorporated, illegally annexed American imperial holding. But keep your chin up, Sarigan of the Northern Mariana Islands. Your day will come.
Hawaii is by far my favorite formerly unincorporated, illegally annexed American imperial holding. But keep your chin up, Sarigan of the Northern Mariana Islands. Your day will come.
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Double Teaming the Big Boss - Deadly Premonition with Alanah Pearce
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The death of a child is never EVER something to laugh about. Unless they were brutally murdered by Las Vegas funnyman Terry Fator, performing live every Thursday, Friday and Sunday at 7:30 and 9:30 PM, only at New York-New York Hotel and Casino!
The death of a child is never EVER something to laugh about. Unless they were brutally murdered by Las Vegas funnyman Terry Fator, performing live every Thursday, Friday and Sunday at 7:30 and 9:30 PM, only at New York-New York Hotel and Casino!
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Not Everything Gets Bigger When You Hulk Out - Marvel Mondays
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Jacob doesn't need gamma rays to make him angry. Once I asked him if Gundams were the same as Transformers and he got so mad he cut the tip of my dick off with his nippers.
Jacob doesn't need gamma rays to make him angry. Once I asked him if Gundams were the same as Transformers and he got so mad he cut the tip of my dick off with his nippers.
Sure, Outback Steakhouse says "No Rules, Just Right", but slip you d*ck into just one warm, welcoming, pillowy-soft loaf of their brown bread and see how fast the cops show up.
Sure, Outback Steakhouse says "No Rules, Just Right", but slip you d*ck into just one warm, welcoming, pillowy-soft loaf of their brown bread and see how fast the cops show up.
Instead of hosing out the innards of my Real Doll I just leave it all in there to cure. Over time you will create thriving microbiome of competing flora and fauna, much like a terrarium or your colon.
Instead of hosing out the innards of my Real Doll I just leave it all in there to cure. Over time you will create thriving microbiome of competing flora and fauna, much like a terrarium or your colon.
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The Saddest Corner of the Spider-verse - Marvel Mondays
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This is still better than the Spider-Man comic that takes place in a future where Doc Ock's arms drag his corpse around town and Peter killed Mary Jane with his semen.
This is still better than the Spider-Man comic that takes place in a future where Doc Ock's arms drag his corpse around town and Peter killed Mary Jane with his semen.
My partner was super picky about their diamond engagement ring. They demanded a certificate of authenticity, a laboratory purity test, and a dated photograph of the seven year old who yanked it from the ground.
My partner was super picky about their diamond engagement ring. They demanded a certificate of authenticity, a laboratory purity test, and a dated photograph of the seven year old who yanked it from the ground.
Leave it to Funhaus to once again rely on cartoonish Italian stereotypkjkiwsyh. Oops. Sorry about that. A meatball rolled off this plate of ziti my goomah made, right onto the keyboard. Mama mia!
Leave it to Funhaus to once again rely on cartoonish Italian stereotypkjkiwsyh. Oops. Sorry about that. A meatball rolled off this plate of ziti my goomah made, right onto the keyboard. Mama mia!
I'm not saying that model railroad building is the whitest hobby, but all those guys brewing undrinkable IPAs in their garages better watch their backs.
I'm not saying that model railroad building is the whitest hobby, but all those guys brewing undrinkable IPAs in their garages better watch their backs.
Okay, who had "Young Boy's Corpse Made Into Ventriloquist Dummy" in the Bits We Thought Were Too Dark Even for Funhaus pool?
Okay, who had "Young Boy's Corpse Made Into Ventriloquist Dummy" in the Bits We Thought Were Too Dark Even for Funhaus pool?
If the woke left can inflict their sex-obsessed, non-binary agenda on our leanest, smoothest, stickiest, most sinewy, pliable and latex-clad superhero, then nobody is safe.
If the woke left can inflict their sex-obsessed, non-binary agenda on our leanest, smoothest, stickiest, most sinewy, pliable and latex-clad superhero, then nobody is safe.
There's a reason Tennessee is known as "The Get Pregnant From a Hot Tub State."
There's a reason Tennessee is known as "The Get Pregnant From a Hot Tub State."
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Fall in Love with the Word of the Day Valentines Special!
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Nothin' says lovin' like puffy-nipped furries, tiny gorilla wieners, and Sylvester Stallone's underpants brimming with poop.
Nothin' says lovin' like puffy-nipped furries, tiny gorilla wieners, and Sylvester Stallone's underpants brimming with poop.
You've got a ant in me.
Yeah, you got a ant in me.
When the uh... ants look rough ahead,
And yer miles and miles
From your nice warm... ant bed?
Hold up, now. What do ants sleep
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You've got a ant in me.
Yeah, you got a ant in me.
When the uh... ants look rough ahead,
And yer miles and miles
From your nice warm... ant bed?
Hold up, now. What do ants sleep on?
Doit? Do they jus' sleep in the doit?
Oh well, Ol' Randy gon' push on through. Heah we go!
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got an ant in aaaaants!
This is a sentence that I hoped I'd never have to say, but... I've run out of murder-suicide jokes for these wrestling videos. I'm sorry I couldn't be a better whatever this job is. I'll go pack my things.
This is a sentence that I hoped I'd never have to say, but... I've run out of murder-suicide jokes for these wrestling videos. I'm sorry I couldn't be a better whatever this job is. I'll go pack my things.
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We Take a Road Trip w/ Bubsy and the Olsen Twins - Playstation Garbage
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Hooters is a great place to eat if you kinda like Buffalo Wings, but REALLY like hiding your erection under a pile greasy paper napkins.
Hooters is a great place to eat if you kinda like Buffalo Wings, but REALLY like hiding your erection under a pile greasy paper napkins.
Ugh. I forgot about rollerbladers. I guess I have to add them into the list of people who were cooler than me in high school, right between the speech therapy class and the kid who read Farscape novels alone by the dumpsters.
Ugh. I forgot about rollerbladers. I guess I have to add them into the list of people who were cooler than me in high school, right between the speech therapy class and the kid who read Farscape novels alone by the dumpsters.
Is it still Fruit By the Foot if you dump them all in a bowl and eat them by the handful like Fiddle Faddle, paper and all?
Is it still Fruit By the Foot if you dump them all in a bowl and eat them by the handful like Fiddle Faddle, paper and all?
Somewhere right now in the multiverse, a father is stumbling through Disney's RTX Red Rock Land, getting hammered on "Mars Milk" while his shitty kids build replica IRIS bots.
Somewhere right now in the multiverse, a father is stumbling through Disney's RTX Red Rock Land, getting hammered on "Mars Milk" while his shitty kids build replica IRIS bots.
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Outwars Brings Us to Blows over Saturday Morning Cartoons
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Back in the 80s James was swimming around in toys like Scrooge McDuck, while all poor Wheezy had was a tattered Michael J Fox poster and a robot that transformed into Prime Minister Brian Mulroney.
Back in the 80s James was swimming around in toys like Scrooge McDuck, while all poor Wheezy had was a tattered Michael J Fox poster and a robot that transformed into Prime Minister Brian Mulroney.
Wait, we're searching for a wolf to mate with? Perfect! All my years of submissive peeing will finally pay off.
Wait, we're searching for a wolf to mate with? Perfect! All my years of submissive peeing will finally pay off.
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Patrick No Likey PS3 Shooters - Playstation Garbage w/ Zach Anner
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This video is brought to you by Reno, Nevada!
Reno: Enjoy all the racism of the deep south without the chance of running into any actual people of color.
This video is brought to you by Reno, Nevada!
Reno: Enjoy all the racism of the deep south without the chance of running into any actual people of color.
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You Mess with the Bull, You Get the Grenades in El Matador
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Funhaus Zany Chuck Norris Fact #87:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice, then endorsed accused serial sexual predator Roy Moore for senate in Alabama's 2017 special election.
Funhaus Zany Chuck Norris Fact #87:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice, then endorsed accused serial sexual predator Roy Moore for senate in Alabama's 2017 special election.
It's nice to finally see Ryan rushing to finish something other than a six-pack of Budweiser or a sperm donation.
It's nice to finally see Ryan rushing to finish something other than a six-pack of Budweiser or a sperm donation.
Seven Deadly Sins? I've done them all. Wrath. Envy. Using the term "awesome-sauce". Rooting through an ex-girlfriend's trash for old conditioner bottles so I can smell her in the nighttime. Sloth. You name it.
Seven Deadly Sins? I've done them all. Wrath. Envy. Using the term "awesome-sauce". Rooting through an ex-girlfriend's trash for old conditioner bottles so I can smell her in the nighttime. Sloth. You name it.
It's easy to laugh at some weirdo s***ing off a horse, but in reality it's sickening, cruel, and almost criminal to waste that much perfectly good seed.
It's easy to laugh at some weirdo s***ing off a horse, but in reality it's sickening, cruel, and almost criminal to waste that much perfectly good seed.
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The Mystery of the Too Tight Skin Suit - L.A. Noire Gameplay
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I prefer to wear the same color skin suit every day, like Einstein. That way, instead of worrying about fashion I can devote all my brain power towards mimicking normal human emotion in public.
I prefer to wear the same color skin suit every day, like Einstein. That way, instead of worrying about fashion I can devote all my brain power towards mimicking normal human emotion in public.
This International Women's Day treat the lady in your life to something truly special, like a luxurious spa weekend or finally letting her learn how to read.
This International Women's Day treat the lady in your life to something truly special, like a luxurious spa weekend or finally letting her learn how to read.
Ryan probably spent twenty minutes trying to convince that canvas he had a latex allergy before reluctantly slapping on a half-opened Trojan he found on the ground at a Fantomas show.
Ryan probably spent twenty minutes trying to convince that canvas he had a latex allergy before reluctantly slapping on a half-opened Trojan he found on the ground at a Fantomas show.
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Does it ROCK or Not? w/ Ryan Hailey - Hi-Fi Rush Gameplay
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Honestly, at this point I'd be surprised if Ryan DIDN'T know somebody that s*cked off at least one member of The Rat Pack.
Honestly, at this point I'd be surprised if Ryan DIDN'T know somebody that s*cked off at least one member of The Rat Pack.
I'd like to sit here and calmly deconstruct the offensive Italian stereotypes portrayed in this video, but my goomah just called and she finally scrubbed all the mortadella grease out of my good Sunday tracksuit.
Bubsy thumbnail art from gerkk
I'd like to sit here and calmly deconstruct the offensive Italian stereotypes portrayed in this video, but my goomah just called and she finally scrubbed all the mortadella grease out of my good Sunday tracksuit.
Bubsy thumbnail art from gerkk
I've had some rough experiences with law enforcement in the past, but luckily for me my kink is getting my neck knelt on by paunchy guys in polyester pants.
I've had some rough experiences with law enforcement in the past, but luckily for me my kink is getting my neck knelt on by paunchy guys in polyester pants.
You ever that have reoccurring dream where you're late for school and forgot to study for a super important test and when you finally burst into class you're in your underwear and
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You ever that have reoccurring dream where you're late for school and forgot to study for a super important test and when you finally burst into class you're in your underwear and there's a shadow demon with the voice of your mom holding your severed penis in a crystal goblet? Yeah, me neither.
Sure, women say they want a man in touch with his sensitive side, but burst into tears the second she touches your penis just once and see how fast that Uber shows up.
Sure, women say they want a man in touch with his sensitive side, but burst into tears the second she touches your penis just once and see how fast that Uber shows up.
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The Future of the Super Mario Movie Multiverse - Mario 64 Mods
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Okay, who picked Multiplicity in the "New Funhaus Obscure Mid 90s Movie Obsession" pool? I just lost my kid's entire college fund on The fucking Pelican Brief.
Okay, who picked Multiplicity in the "New Funhaus Obscure Mid 90s Movie Obsession" pool? I just lost my kid's entire college fund on The fucking Pelican Brief.
Jeez, with all the options out there you'd think 2.2 billion people could find a better savior than a foot fetishist with daddy issues.
Jeez, with all the options out there you'd think 2.2 billion people could find a better savior than a foot fetishist with daddy issues.
I imagine the scene of Ryan entering the sperm bank is a lot like Norm walking into Cheers, except before the staff can shout his name, Ryan c*ms all over everything
I imagine the scene of Ryan entering the sperm bank is a lot like Norm walking into Cheers, except before the staff can shout his name, Ryan c*ms all over everything
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The Willems School for Gifted Pregnant Ghost Spiders - Kuon Gameplay
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In Japan, hanging out room full of pregnant spiders is the #3 most popular after work activity, right below karaoke bars and those clubs where you pay a woman dressed as Cinnamoroll to scream at your penis for an hour.
In Japan, hanging out room full of pregnant spiders is the #3 most popular after work activity, right below karaoke bars and those clubs where you pay a woman dressed as Cinnamoroll to scream at your penis for an hour.
I know Creator Clash has its heart in the right place, but making all those sick kids fight streamers just to get their medicine seems pretty messed up.
I know Creator Clash has its heart in the right place, but making all those sick kids fight streamers just to get their medicine seems pretty messed up.
I'm a lot like Garfield in that I love lasagna, I hate Mondays, and regular exposure to my poop has been known to cause miscarriages, especially in women over thirty.
I'm a lot like Garfield in that I love lasagna, I hate Mondays, and regular exposure to my poop has been known to cause miscarriages, especially in women over thirty.
I'd worry about offending some Canadians with this video but I'm pretty sure their YouTube is limited by the government to old Caillou episodes and grainy clips of the 1987 Canada Cup.
I'd worry about offending some Canadians with this video but I'm pretty sure their YouTube is limited by the government to old Caillou episodes and grainy clips of the 1987 Canada Cup.
What's really scary is to think that modern psychiatry might not even exist today if Sigmund Freud's mom had been just a little less f**kable.
What's really scary is to think that modern psychiatry might not even exist today if Sigmund Freud's mom had been just a little less f**kable.
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Unlucky at Cards, Unluckier in Love - Action Packed & Jacked
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Sure, people on dating sites all say they love to travel, but drive them across one state line and suddenly it's nothing but "Why isn't there a door handle?" and "Please, I have a family!"
Sure, people on dating sites all say they love to travel, but drive them across one state line and suddenly it's nothing but "Why isn't there a door handle?" and "Please, I have a family!"
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Who Will Be the Funhaus Twisted Metal Tournament Champion?
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My family couldn't afford a PlayStation when this game came out, but I did spend most of 1995 chained inside a rusted ice cream truck so I think I get the gist of it.
My family couldn't afford a PlayStation when this game came out, but I did spend most of 1995 chained inside a rusted ice cream truck so I think I get the gist of it.
Take it from me. You pick up somebody else's newborn in the real world and and start running, you'd better believe ol' Connie from hospital admin is gonna give you an earful.
Take it from me. You pick up somebody else's newborn in the real world and and start running, you'd better believe ol' Connie from hospital admin is gonna give you an earful.
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Beat 'em Ups Get Us Torqued w/ Freddie Wong - Action Packed & Jacked
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Bram Stoker's Dracula combined all the thrills and chills of high end residential real estate acquisition with the subtle gothic eroticism of Tom Waits eating spiders.
Bram Stoker's Dracula combined all the thrills and chills of high end residential real estate acquisition with the subtle gothic eroticism of Tom Waits eating spiders.
Ah, the good old days of cinema, when Italians portrayed Native Americans, Latinos, Arabs, or anyone else too dark to be played by Micky Rooney in a wig and false teeth.
Ah, the good old days of cinema, when Italians portrayed Native Americans, Latinos, Arabs, or anyone else too dark to be played by Micky Rooney in a wig and false teeth.
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This is Really, Truly the Final Episode of Deadly Premonition with Alanah Pearce
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Thank you all for watching the Ryan Hailey Seed Retrospective. Stay tuned for the In Memoriam segment in which we honor all those slick, squirming little troopers that were mopped off the clinic floor.
Thank you all for watching the Ryan Hailey Seed Retrospective. Stay tuned for the In Memoriam segment in which we honor all those slick, squirming little troopers that were mopped off the clinic floor.
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The Toughest Weebs This Side of the Pacific - Action Packed & Jacked
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Those undignified Doraemon urinals are only for tourists. Real native Japanese people are paid to relieve themselves overworked, clinically depressed businessmen DRESSED as Doraemon
Those undignified Doraemon urinals are only for tourists. Real native Japanese people are paid to relieve themselves overworked, clinically depressed businessmen DRESSED as Doraemon
The editor might be too old to even spell rizz, but not me. I've got so much rizz, I don't even know what to do with it. I talk to a woman in the club and rizz just starts shooting out
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The editor might be too old to even spell rizz, but not me. I've got so much rizz, I don't even know what to do with it. I talk to a woman in the club and rizz just starts shooting out of me. Later in bed, women tell me that most guys take a lot longer than forty seconds to rizz, so lately I've been rizzing by myself beforehand.
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How To Take a Bribe Like a Real Cop in Contraband Police
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You expect us all to believe that Ryan had access to some drugs and saved them for later instead of immediately ingesting or inhaling them? Suuure. Next you'll be telling us that he has a checking account and owns two matching socks.
You expect us all to believe that Ryan had access to some drugs and saved them for later instead of immediately ingesting or inhaling them? Suuure. Next you'll be telling us that he has a checking account and owns two matching socks.
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Star Wars: Jedi Academy Gives Us Big Lightsaber Energy!
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Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Rancor." That's when right as you're about to finish, you shut your partner's head in a window while a shirtless chubby guy in harem pants cries from the corner.
Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Rancor." That's when right as you're about to finish, you shut your partner's head in a window while a shirtless chubby guy in harem pants cries from the corner.
Efil ruoy ni stsohg naht smelborp tnatropmi erom evah uoy siht daer dna esrever ot emit eht nekat yllautca evah uoy fi.
Efil ruoy ni stsohg naht smelborp tnatropmi erom evah uoy siht daer dna esrever ot emit eht nekat yllautca evah uoy fi.
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Crime is a Disease. Idiot Detective is the Cure - L.A. Noire Gameplay
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Of all the movies that feature Molly Shannon getting blasted in the face by an infected pimple, Osmosis Jones is easily in my top three.
Of all the movies that feature Molly Shannon getting blasted in the face by an infected pimple, Osmosis Jones is easily in my top three.
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Cramming for Conversational Wookie 101 in Star Wars: Jedi Academy
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Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Attichitcuk." That's when you wear nothing but a dusty old fur coat and an Oculus, then pleasure yourself in the middle of your family's living room.
Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Attichitcuk." That's when you wear nothing but a dusty old fur coat and an Oculus, then pleasure yourself in the middle of your family's living room.
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How To (almost) Win Survivor w/ Four Time Contestant Ozzy Lusth!
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Just in case the call from Survivor comes in, Ryan starts every morning by keistering a spool of twine, four waterproof watches, a tallboy of Bud Dry, and the t-shirt he got for his walk-on roll in Memphis Beat.
Just in case the call from Survivor comes in, Ryan starts every morning by keistering a spool of twine, four waterproof watches, a tallboy of Bud Dry, and the t-shirt he got for his walk-on roll in Memphis Beat.
Which button do I press to make a creepy 28 year old floor manager spend half the rush being WAY too interested in the dating life of a 16 year old hostess.
Which button do I press to make a creepy 28 year old floor manager spend half the rush being WAY too interested in the dating life of a 16 year old hostess.
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Caution: Student Speeder Bike Drivers - Star Wars: Jedi Academy
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Jacob's new favorite sex position is called the "Endor Feast" That's when you get spit-roasted by a bunch of short hairy guys until a dude covered in gold body paint orders them to stop.
Jacob's new favorite sex position is called the "Endor Feast" That's when you get spit-roasted by a bunch of short hairy guys until a dude covered in gold body paint orders them to stop.
Check out the LOST footage from our most recent episode of Jacob's Jedi Academy! Only for Funhaus Members!
Check out the LOST footage from our most recent episode of Jacob's Jedi Academy! Only for Funhaus Members!
The media loves to portray being in the C.I.A. as so glamorous and exciting, when it's really mostly just paperwork and flooding inner cities with crack.
The media loves to portray being in the C.I.A. as so glamorous and exciting, when it's really mostly just paperwork and flooding inner cities with crack.
Join the boys next week when they laugh for a full six minutes about periods and do that thing where you and a friend lock your fingers together, then spread them and peek inside
Join the boys next week when they laugh for a full six minutes about periods and do that thing where you and a friend lock your fingers together, then spread them and peek inside
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Always Two, It Takes. No More. No Less - Star Wars: Jedi Academy
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Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "Jabba's Last Sail." That's when you pay a woman in a gold bikini to choke you out while three men wriggle their hands around inside of you.
Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "Jabba's Last Sail." That's when you pay a woman in a gold bikini to choke you out while three men wriggle their hands around inside of you.
And lo, it has been written, do not be led astray by the artifice of these smooth, sinewy, and deliciously shredded angels of the host! True servants of the lord only spill their seed upon the dust to eight-winged eyeball monsters. Amen.
And lo, it has been written, do not be led astray by the artifice of these smooth, sinewy, and deliciously shredded angels of the host! True servants of the lord only spill their seed upon the dust to eight-winged eyeball monsters. Amen.
If you suddenly realize you forgot to buy TP, don't panic. Just grab some newspaper, a handful of leaves, the cover of a Highlights magazine, or anything else within arms reach of your ex-girlfriend's welcome mat.
If you suddenly realize you forgot to buy TP, don't panic. Just grab some newspaper, a handful of leaves, the cover of a Highlights magazine, or anything else within arms reach of your ex-girlfriend's welcome mat.
Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Mustafar Crawl." That's when you crank up the heat in your apartment, have your partner sit on three of your limbs until they go numb, then drag yourself to the bed with your one good arm.
Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Mustafar Crawl." That's when you crank up the heat in your apartment, have your partner sit on three of your limbs until they go numb, then drag yourself to the bed with your one good arm.
This video is brought to you by Christian Rock!
Christian Rock: Helping youth pastors get to second base with their teen students for over fifty years!
This video is brought to you by Christian Rock!
Christian Rock: Helping youth pastors get to second base with their teen students for over fifty years!
Somewhere right now, Patrick is sitting in a cozy chair, feeling the delicate flutter of his new child's heartbeat against his chest, and is f*cking livid that we didn't make our fighter look like Turin Turambar.
Somewhere right now, Patrick is sitting in a cozy chair, feeling the delicate flutter of his new child's heartbeat against his chest, and is f*cking livid that we didn't make our fighter look like Turin Turambar.
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called " The Sebulba." That's when you and your partner run laps around the house, then give each other angry foot-jobs until morning.
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called " The Sebulba." That's when you and your partner run laps around the house, then give each other angry foot-jobs until morning.
I haven't been to the gym in awhile. What color leg warmers are people wearing these days? And which side of my running shorts are my balls supposed to peek out of?
I haven't been to the gym in awhile. What color leg warmers are people wearing these days? And which side of my running shorts are my balls supposed to peek out of?
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How To Cheat on Your Wife Like a Real Hard Boiled Flatfoot
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It's always the little things that get you caught cheating, like late night texts, a crumpled hotel receipt, or that tiny smear of lipstick she finds on your a**hole.
It's always the little things that get you caught cheating, like late night texts, a crumpled hotel receipt, or that tiny smear of lipstick she finds on your a**hole.
When the OJ verdict finally came in, the kids in my high school were so shocked that they stopped giving me a pink belly for six whole seconds before pantsing me and tossing my Farscape novelization into the toilet.
When the OJ verdict finally came in, the kids in my high school were so shocked that they stopped giving me a pink belly for six whole seconds before pantsing me and tossing my Farscape novelization into the toilet.
I haven't seen Jacob this angry since he found out they started letting all those girls in Afghanistan learn how to read.
I haven't seen Jacob this angry since he found out they started letting all those girls in Afghanistan learn how to read.
I think I'll pass on this Mario Kart ripoff until the DLC when I can play as my favorite new Disney acquisition: Rennervations first assistant director Jayant Rao.
I think I'll pass on this Mario Kart ripoff until the DLC when I can play as my favorite new Disney acquisition: Rennervations first assistant director Jayant Rao.
Ah, 1996. 7th Heaven taught us how to love, Suddenly Susan taught us how to laugh, and a bottle of Herbal Essences taught a young Bones to be careful choosing what to beat off with in the shower.
Ah, 1996. 7th Heaven taught us how to love, Suddenly Susan taught us how to laugh, and a bottle of Herbal Essences taught a young Bones to be careful choosing what to beat off with in the shower.
Of the $300,000,000 budget of the original Lord of the Rings Trilogy, nearly twenty percent went exclusively towards hair and makeup scrubbing loads out of Orlando Bloom's extensions.
Of the $300,000,000 budget of the original Lord of the Rings Trilogy, nearly twenty percent went exclusively towards hair and makeup scrubbing loads out of Orlando Bloom's extensions.
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Making the New X-Men Animated Series w/ Cartoon Maker for Windows 3.1
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I cranked it to Rogue so much in the 90s that to this day, every time I hear the word "sugar" I instantly make an Omega Level mess in my chonies.
I cranked it to Rogue so much in the 90s that to this day, every time I hear the word "sugar" I instantly make an Omega Level mess in my chonies.
Was 1997 the peak of disgusting, bloated, wonky, rock-hard, fake tiddies, or do I need to adjust the dial on this time machine?
Was 1997 the peak of disgusting, bloated, wonky, rock-hard, fake tiddies, or do I need to adjust the dial on this time machine?
At my wedding, Jacob refused to leave until he had proclaimed Prima Nocta on my wife, the officiant, four caterers, and the middle tier of our cake.
At my wedding, Jacob refused to leave until he had proclaimed Prima Nocta on my wife, the officiant, four caterers, and the middle tier of our cake.
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Still Better Than Fallen Kingdom - We Reboot Jurassic Park Again in GMOD
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And now, THE definitive Hollywood Chris rankings:
1. Meloni.
2. Pretty much all the other ones tied.
3. Kattan
4. Pratt
And now, THE definitive Hollywood Chris rankings:
1. Meloni.
2. Pretty much all the other ones tied.
3. Kattan
4. Pratt
In 1998, Will Smith dominated the airwaves, releasing three hit singles, topping the previous year in which he released two teaspoons of what would eventually become Jaden.
In 1998, Will Smith dominated the airwaves, releasing three hit singles, topping the previous year in which he released two teaspoons of what would eventually become Jaden.
Used cars? What are you, some kind of disgusting poor person? I buy a new car, use it for a week then throw it away. Like contact lenses, or a condom.
Used cars? What are you, some kind of disgusting poor person? I buy a new car, use it for a week then throw it away. Like contact lenses, or a condom.
Oh yeah, smart guy? Well, if Y2K never happened then why have I been drinking my own filtered urine in this bunker for the past 23 years?
Oh yeah, smart guy? Well, if Y2K never happened then why have I been drinking my own filtered urine in this bunker for the past 23 years?
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I'll Take the World's Worst Voice Recognition for a Hundred, Alex.
Episode overview
Don't forget to phrase your enraged shrieks of frustration and disbelief in the form of a question.
Don't forget to phrase your enraged shrieks of frustration and disbelief in the form of a question.
Treasures from Ryan's storage unit include six broken papasan chairs, two milk crates full of iguana eggs, some reeaaally unconvincing Dixie Carter deepfakes, and the poop that killed Elvis.
Treasures from Ryan's storage unit include six broken papasan chairs, two milk crates full of iguana eggs, some reeaaally unconvincing Dixie Carter deepfakes, and the poop that killed Elvis.
Now, I'm not saying Train's 2000 hit "Meet Virginia" is the ONLY reason they flew those planes into the towers. "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down wasn't doing us infidels any favors either.
Now, I'm not saying Train's 2000 hit "Meet Virginia" is the ONLY reason they flew those planes into the towers. "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down wasn't doing us infidels any favors either.
So I guess a Mensa membership is just something you get for a few bucks on the internet, now? Like those cards that say you're a minister, or a drifter's kidney.
So I guess a Mensa membership is just something you get for a few bucks on the internet, now? Like those cards that say you're a minister, or a drifter's kidney.
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Which Terrifying Avatar Will Win the Funhaus Wrestling Battle Royale
Episode overview
Tune in next time for the "All Ryan Cage Match Spectacular" featuring Sith Lord Ryan, Pastafarian Ryan, a VERY nude F*** Farm Ryan, and Post Sperm Donation Sleepy-time Ryan.
Tune in next time for the "All Ryan Cage Match Spectacular" featuring Sith Lord Ryan, Pastafarian Ryan, a VERY nude F*** Farm Ryan, and Post Sperm Donation Sleepy-time Ryan.
Ryan looks like he smells like the lost and found bin at a Jack Johnson concert.
Ryan looks like he smells like the lost and found bin at a Jack Johnson concert.
Funhaus Movie Trivia Time!
Did you know that Bill Paxton is the only actor ever to be killed by a Terminator, a Xenomorph, a Predator, and a stroke?
Funhaus Movie Trivia Time!
Did you know that Bill Paxton is the only actor ever to be killed by a Terminator, a Xenomorph, a Predator, and a stroke?
Man, I haven't seen Jacob this on edge since that time his illegitimate son almost found out his address.
Man, I haven't seen Jacob this on edge since that time his illegitimate son almost found out his address.
Starting next week Funhaus will transition into an all pop culture character fight simulator channel. We were thinking of calling it something like Demise Skirmish or Extermination Sortie.
Starting next week Funhaus will transition into an all pop culture character fight simulator channel. We were thinking of calling it something like Demise Skirmish or Extermination Sortie.
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We Get Bullied Through Another Round of Cinemoji Speedrun
Episode overview
"Do you like apples?"
"Yeah."
"Well, apples stahted being domesticated 4000–10000 yeahs ago in these wicked tawl mountains in Central Asia. How d'ya like that infawmation?"
-The informant! (2009)
"Do you like apples?"
"Yeah."
"Well, apples stahted being domesticated 4000–10000 yeahs ago in these wicked tawl mountains in Central Asia. How d'ya like that infawmation?"
-The informant! (2009)
Jim Henson was taken from us far too soon. But take solace in knowing that right now he's up there in heaven, shoving his hands up the butts of the angels.
Jim Henson was taken from us far too soon. But take solace in knowing that right now he's up there in heaven, shoving his hands up the butts of the angels.
To prepare for his roll in Brick Mansions, Paul Walker spent five months pop vaulting over women of consenting age on his way to the local high school.
To prepare for his roll in Brick Mansions, Paul Walker spent five months pop vaulting over women of consenting age on his way to the local high school.
"I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . . particularly in and out. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much
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"I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . . particularly in and out. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier! [I'll come back as] a Tampax. Just my luck! My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.”
-Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and other Commonwealth Realms
The only prepping I'll be doing for the apocalypse is deciding if I want spend it as a leather-clad pass around sub, or a blood bag strapped to Omar's Tesla.
The only prepping I'll be doing for the apocalypse is deciding if I want spend it as a leather-clad pass around sub, or a blood bag strapped to Omar's Tesla.
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Aliens, Predators, and Picard Boldly Go Into the Jank Tank
Episode overview
"Ensign Peters, please report to the holodeck immediately for an unscheduled maintenance check. The away team just had a three day orgy in ancient Rome and "boldly went" all over the walls again.
"Ensign Peters, please report to the holodeck immediately for an unscheduled maintenance check. The away team just had a three day orgy in ancient Rome and "boldly went" all over the walls again.
Hey, gorillas. Don't let Jacob's little anatomy lesson get you down. Just do what I do and angrily accuse your mate of having the world's biggest vagina until they brain you with lamp and run to their ex boyfriend's house.
Hey, gorillas. Don't let Jacob's little anatomy lesson get you down. Just do what I do and angrily accuse your mate of having the world's biggest vagina until they brain you with lamp and run to their ex boyfriend's house.
Did the sidekick from Home Improvement really host Family Feud for a minute, or is that just the Howie Mandela Effect messing with me?
Did the sidekick from Home Improvement really host Family Feud for a minute, or is that just the Howie Mandela Effect messing with me?
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The Rock's Lost Spy Movie Chokeslams Its Way into the Jank Tank
Episode overview
Those coin pushers at Chuck E Cheese were a great way to pass the time while waiting for the staff to hose most of the diarrhea out of the ball pit.
Those coin pushers at Chuck E Cheese were a great way to pass the time while waiting for the staff to hose most of the diarrhea out of the ball pit.
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Latvian Dating Sims and Christian Fish Racing for Free?
Episode overview
Apostasy! I was taught that only God could design the throbbing, sinewy grace and delicate yet complex flavor of a horse.
Apostasy! I was taught that only God could design the throbbing, sinewy grace and delicate yet complex flavor of a horse.
This video is brought to you by Whippits!
When you just can't wait for your next batch of Jenkem to ripen, reach for Whippits.
This video is brought to you by Whippits!
When you just can't wait for your next batch of Jenkem to ripen, reach for Whippits.
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We Lost Our Maidenhead Racing Forklifts in the Jank Tank Gameplay
Episode overview
If you understood Patrick's Redwall reference and would like to know more, please send us a self-addressed stamped envelope so I can come to your house, swat the inhaler out your hand, and toss all your SeaQuest novels into the trash.
If you understood Patrick's Redwall reference and would like to know more, please send us a self-addressed stamped envelope so I can come to your house, swat the inhaler out your hand, and toss all your SeaQuest novels into the trash.
The Italian Ice of my people is a lot like tradition shaved ice except instead of covering crushed ice with syrup, we cheat on our wives. Mama mia!
The Italian Ice of my people is a lot like tradition shaved ice except instead of covering crushed ice with syrup, we cheat on our wives. Mama mia!
Finally, a comedy channel with the courage to take on the fourth most popular band of the shortest musical trend of the last half decade of the twentieth century.
Finally, a comedy channel with the courage to take on the fourth most popular band of the shortest musical trend of the last half decade of the twentieth century.
Trust me, those gas station boner pills never work. I once shoved a bakers dozen of them up my pee-hole and all I got was a UTI and some dirty looks from the guy behind me trying to buy scratchers.
Trust me, those gas station boner pills never work. I once shoved a bakers dozen of them up my pee-hole and all I got was a UTI and some dirty looks from the guy behind me trying to buy scratchers.
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Saturday Morning Cartoons Take a Dark Turn - Demo Wheel
Episode overview
I'd like to pleasure my self to thoughts of Velma's heaving bosom, but every time I close my eyes Phyllis Diller and the Harlem Globetrotters show up to kill the mood.
I'd like to pleasure my self to thoughts of Velma's heaving bosom, but every time I close my eyes Phyllis Diller and the Harlem Globetrotters show up to kill the mood.
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Going Ears Deep into Star Trek Deep Space Nine(Members Only!) - Demo Wheel
Episode overview
Who do I gotta ear-f**k to get an entire member exclusive episode of Demo Wheel, anyway? What? Nobody? It's already finished. Well, if you change your mind, feel free to bring those wrinkled, waxy little beauties around here any time.
Who do I gotta ear-f**k to get an entire member exclusive episode of Demo Wheel, anyway? What? Nobody? It's already finished. Well, if you change your mind, feel free to bring those wrinkled, waxy little beauties around here any time.
Lovecraft may have been an unapologetic racist, but boy could he almost sort of vaguely describe a thing that was scary.
Lovecraft may have been an unapologetic racist, but boy could he almost sort of vaguely describe a thing that was scary.
Haha. My Nana liked to toss back a few glasses of wine every night too. Well, technically is was straight gin. And the sun was usually out. And if you tried to pour it in a glass she'd
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Haha. My Nana liked to toss back a few glasses of wine every night too. Well, technically is was straight gin. And the sun was usually out. And if you tried to pour it in a glass she'd grab the bottle, call you a p***y, then fall asleep watching Mr. Belvedere.
Man, in high school I had those giant chunky skate shoes, the baggy pants, backwards hat, and half the Blind catalog in my closet. A skateboard? Are you nuts? Those things are dangerous.
Man, in high school I had those giant chunky skate shoes, the baggy pants, backwards hat, and half the Blind catalog in my closet. A skateboard? Are you nuts? Those things are dangerous.
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Hot Moms Walk All Over Us in This Week's Exclusive Demo Wheel (Members Only!)
Episode overview
Roller coasters, Tom Clancy, and mom feet are all here to make you slightly sick in this week's members only episode of Demo Wheel!
Roller coasters, Tom Clancy, and mom feet are all here to make you slightly sick in this week's members only episode of Demo Wheel!
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Ryan's Terrifying and Hilarious Birthday Clown Routine (NSFW???)
Episode overview
Don't forget to use your Ryan the Clown punch card. Buy five party packages at the regular price and receive one free quart of surplus Hailey seed!
Don't forget to use your Ryan the Clown punch card. Buy five party packages at the regular price and receive one free quart of surplus Hailey seed!
Can next week's special guest please be somebody whose career is teaching editors how to remember their own comedy bits?
Can next week's special guest please be somebody whose career is teaching editors how to remember their own comedy bits?
"The NeverEnding Story is the moving tale of a level headed, hard-working father's quest to get his p***y son to throw away his sci-fi books and quit crying about his dumb dead mom. It's
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"The NeverEnding Story is the moving tale of a level headed, hard-working father's quest to get his p***y son to throw away his sci-fi books and quit crying about his dumb dead mom. It's no This Boy's Life, but still a solid attempt at an underrepresented genre. 5 Stars!"
James Willems
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Lemmings Paintball Somehow Leads to Echidna Cranks in This Week's Members Only Demo Wheel!
Episode overview
It's in videos like this that Jacob's background as an unlicensed freelance monotreme urologist comes in pretty handy.
It's in videos like this that Jacob's background as an unlicensed freelance monotreme urologist comes in pretty handy.
Whatever. I pleasure myself with a crucifix all the time and you don't see me making a bunch of movies about it.
Whatever. I pleasure myself with a crucifix all the time and you don't see me making a bunch of movies about it.
We figured out that in a true zombie apocalypse, Ryan would last slightly longer than he does during the average seed donation.
We figured out that in a true zombie apocalypse, Ryan would last slightly longer than he does during the average seed donation.
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Rise and Grind, Idiots: Crypto Bro is the ONLY Dream Job
Episode overview
A true crypto bro eats nothing but the finest imported wagyu beef and drinks nothing but the purest champion thoroughbred horse semen.
A true crypto bro eats nothing but the finest imported wagyu beef and drinks nothing but the purest champion thoroughbred horse semen.
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Ride or Die (A Lot) with the G-Wagon - Jacob & Elyse Play Gollum (Members Only!)
Episode overview
Join Elyse as they spit out bread and slap fish on rocks while playing Gollum for you lovely Funhaus members!
Join Elyse as they spit out bread and slap fish on rocks while playing Gollum for you lovely Funhaus members!
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Side Effects May Include Disk Shrinkage - Demo Wheel on Steroids
Episode overview
Other side effects may include cystic acne, hair loss, jaundice, infertility, and a rare but serious condition known as Sudden Wrestler's Family Death Syndrome.
Other side effects may include cystic acne, hair loss, jaundice, infertility, and a rare but serious condition known as Sudden Wrestler's Family Death Syndrome.
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Set Phasers to Yum for This Week's Steamy Members Only Demo Wheel
Episode overview
Sometimes I wish it was still 2016 so I could title this Set Phasers to C*m, or Spum, or something equally hilarious. But having a wife and kids is cool too, I guess.
Sometimes I wish it was still 2016 so I could title this Set Phasers to C*m, or Spum, or something equally hilarious. But having a wife and kids is cool too, I guess.
The Reverse Bear Trap? Isn't that the thing when you find a plump hairy dude and pay him to walk through the woods all night with you clamped naked around his leg?
The Reverse Bear Trap? Isn't that the thing when you find a plump hairy dude and pay him to walk through the woods all night with you clamped naked around his leg?
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A Night at the Aquarium w/ the World's Saddest Security Guard
Episode overview
Jacob's favorite new sex act is called "Spawning." That's when you and an ovulating woman sit on opposite sides of a kiddie pool, and you release load after load until the surface is covered in froth.
Jacob's favorite new sex act is called "Spawning." That's when you and an ovulating woman sit on opposite sides of a kiddie pool, and you release load after load until the surface is covered in froth.
Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Love Rollercoaster." It's basically just foreplay but you have to keep your hands and feet inside your partner at all times.
Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Love Rollercoaster." It's basically just foreplay but you have to keep your hands and feet inside your partner at all times.
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You All Will Suffer Greatly at the Hands of This Members Only Demo Wheel
Episode overview
You know if this was the old version of the show we would've titled this "The South Mouth of Sauron", then broken our wrists high-fiving each other for the rest of the day.
You know if this was the old version of the show we would've titled this "The South Mouth of Sauron", then broken our wrists high-fiving each other for the rest of the day.
I really thought I'd make it through my entire life without ever having to imagine what a prolapsed urethra looks like. Funhaus, however, had other plans.
I really thought I'd make it through my entire life without ever having to imagine what a prolapsed urethra looks like. Funhaus, however, had other plans.
Superman The Movie: Omnipotent refugee seeks to serve humanity rather than rule them.
Superman II: The sins of the father return to haunt Earth's faultless savior.
Superman III: I
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Superman The Movie: Omnipotent refugee seeks to serve humanity rather than rule them.
Superman II: The sins of the father return to haunt Earth's faultless savior.
Superman III: I dunno. Richard Pryor's there and I think Supes gets a blowie on the Statue of Liberty?
Superman IV: F*ck it. Put some Flo-Jo nails on that blonde guy and shine the Jon Cryer Signal!
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Star Trek TNG is Somehow Still Hot in This Week's Demo Wheel
Episode overview
The position is called "Amazon Style" and while it may seem a little emasculating, there's nothing more manly than having your d*ck snapped in two by the slightest of missteps.
The position is called "Amazon Style" and while it may seem a little emasculating, there's nothing more manly than having your d*ck snapped in two by the slightest of missteps.
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Enjoy the Big Cloaca Energy of this Members Exclusive Demo Wheel!
Episode overview
Somewhere right now sits a very confused Jacob Fullerton, climaxing uncontrollably into his Destiny chonies every time these boys say the word "cloaca."
Somewhere right now sits a very confused Jacob Fullerton, climaxing uncontrollably into his Destiny chonies every time these boys say the word "cloaca."
Much like Kubrick, Charlotte also made James and Patrick run the stairs scene 127 times. Luckily, Jacob nailed getting blown by a man in a dog costume in one take. Guy's a f*cking pro.
Much like Kubrick, Charlotte also made James and Patrick run the stairs scene 127 times. Luckily, Jacob nailed getting blown by a man in a dog costume in one take. Guy's a f*cking pro.
Spoiler Alert: Jon spoils the inside of that fish pretty bad.
Spoiler Alert: Jon spoils the inside of that fish pretty bad.
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DeviantArt Lives Up to Its Name in This Week's Demo Wheel
Episode overview
People fantasizing about f***ing a cartoon bunny is childish and absurd, especially when there are so many real rabbits out there who are ready to go.
People fantasizing about f***ing a cartoon bunny is childish and absurd, especially when there are so many real rabbits out there who are ready to go.
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Prepare to be Assimilated Into the Members Only Demo Wheel Finale!
Episode overview
Well, that about does it for this season of Demo Wheel. Time for you to wipe off your bellies, clear your search histories, and try to look your families in the eye again.
Well, that about does it for this season of Demo Wheel. Time for you to wipe off your bellies, clear your search histories, and try to look your families in the eye again.
Jacob's new favorite sex act is called the "Tom and Jerry." That's when you dress your partner up like a mouse and chase them with a frying pan as an old woman shrieks at you while standing on chair.
Jacob's new favorite sex act is called the "Tom and Jerry." That's when you dress your partner up like a mouse and chase them with a frying pan as an old woman shrieks at you while standing on chair.
I swear to god, if I have to watch one more string of pearls snap and scatter onto the soiled pavement of Crime Alley, I'm gonna take a tangerine-sized dump on Bob Kane's corpse.
I swear to god, if I have to watch one more string of pearls snap and scatter onto the soiled pavement of Crime Alley, I'm gonna take a tangerine-sized dump on Bob Kane's corpse.
In case you're wondering if you're metal enough to enjoy this video, just look down. If you're not wearing a fluffy green dragon onesie you're probably okay.
In case you're wondering if you're metal enough to enjoy this video, just look down. If you're not wearing a fluffy green dragon onesie you're probably okay.
Some guys will try and tell you that sex doesn't feel the same when you wear a condom, but believe me It feels just as shameful and embarrassing no matter how many rubbers you slap on.
Some guys will try and tell you that sex doesn't feel the same when you wear a condom, but believe me It feels just as shameful and embarrassing no matter how many rubbers you slap on.
Green: Will.
Yellow: Fear.
Red: L'appel du vide.
Blue: Da Ba Dee.
Purple: That uneasiness you feel when you see a Muppet's legs.
Amber: Your energy, whoa-oh.
Green: Will.
Yellow: Fear.
Red: L'appel du vide.
Blue: Da Ba Dee.
Purple: That uneasiness you feel when you see a Muppet's legs.
Amber: Your energy, whoa-oh.
There were going to make a FantaMan video game but devs shut it down when his origin story was revealed to be... problematic.
There were going to make a FantaMan video game but devs shut it down when his origin story was revealed to be... problematic.
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Why the Hell Are We Still Arguing About Lost? - Licensed to Kill
Episode overview
Did you know that if you scramble Damon Lindelof's name you get "modal ninefold"? And that 9 squared is 81. And the 81st episode of LOST focuses on Linus attempting to fi- aw fuck it. They were just in purgatory, weren't they?
Did you know that if you scramble Damon Lindelof's name you get "modal ninefold"? And that 9 squared is 81. And the 81st episode of LOST focuses on Linus attempting to fi- aw fuck it. They were just in purgatory, weren't they?
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Ryan's Dream City is Nothing but Casinos and Love Doll Factories
Episode overview
In the center of the Ryville town square there stands a statue of its courageous founder. In one hand he holds the town charter, hastily scrawled onto a McGriddle wrapper. In the other, a Powerade bottle brimming with frothy ejaculate.
In the center of the Ryville town square there stands a statue of its courageous founder. In one hand he holds the town charter, hastily scrawled onto a McGriddle wrapper. In the other, a Powerade bottle brimming with frothy ejaculate.
Right now, somewhere in Northampton, a seething Alan Moore is berating his mother for adapting one of his childhood drawings into a page in her scrapbook.
Right now, somewhere in Northampton, a seething Alan Moore is berating his mother for adapting one of his childhood drawings into a page in her scrapbook.
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called the "Queen Amidala." That's when you let so many people finish on your face that it's completely white except for three little spots on your cheeks and lower lip.
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called the "Queen Amidala." That's when you let so many people finish on your face that it's completely white except for three little spots on your cheeks and lower lip.
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We Swept Up the Demo Wheel Cutting Room Floor! (Members Exclusive!)
Episode overview
Sit back and enjoy all the Demo Wheel bits that were... too funny I guess? Only for Funhaus+ and RT First members!
Sit back and enjoy all the Demo Wheel bits that were... too funny I guess? Only for Funhaus+ and RT First members!
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Control, Alt, Defeat: Ultimate Typing Championship Round 2
Episode overview
In 1987 Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing was first released, instantly replacing homemade ASCII p*rn as the most boring thing to do with a computer.
In 1987 Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing was first released, instantly replacing homemade ASCII p*rn as the most boring thing to do with a computer.
Go sábhála Dia ár Rí grásta!
Go maire sibh ár Rí uasal!
Dia shábháil an Rí!
Seol buadhach air,
Sona agus glórmhar,
Is fada an rí orainn,
Dia shábháil an Rí.
Do bhronntanais is
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Go sábhála Dia ár Rí grásta!
Go maire sibh ár Rí uasal!
Dia shábháil an Rí!
Seol buadhach air,
Sona agus glórmhar,
Is fada an rí orainn,
Dia shábháil an Rí.
Do bhronntanais is rogha leat
Ar sé a bheith sásta a dhoirteadh,
Go maire sé i réim.
Go gcosnódh sé ár ndlíthe,
Agus tabhair cúis dúinn go deo,
A chanadh le croí is guth,
Dia shábháil an Rí.
This case is truly the "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" of twelve year old sandbox games featuring insurance claims investigators.
This case is truly the "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" of twelve year old sandbox games featuring insurance claims investigators.
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A Different Kind of Trench Run - Star Wars: Rogue Leader Gameplay
Episode overview
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called the "Bacta Soak." That's when you spend all day in a hot tub wearing nothing but a diaper, then make out with your sister.
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called the "Bacta Soak." That's when you spend all day in a hot tub wearing nothing but a diaper, then make out with your sister.
Every pic on the Salute Your Shorts IMDB page looks like somebody's last known photograph.
Every pic on the Salute Your Shorts IMDB page looks like somebody's last known photograph.
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Meet the Real Housewives of Dagobah in Star Wars The Clone Wars
Episode overview
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called the "Canto Bight." That's when you and your partner spend all day trying to find someone hot to bang, but end up double-teaming some rando with a speech impediment.
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called the "Canto Bight." That's when you and your partner spend all day trying to find someone hot to bang, but end up double-teaming some rando with a speech impediment.
The Santa Clause wasn't really a holiday staple in my house as a kid, probably because my dad went to prison for throwing a guy off a roof.
The Santa Clause wasn't really a holiday staple in my house as a kid, probably because my dad went to prison for throwing a guy off a roof.
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Things Get Dark Real Quick While Playing The Grinch (Members Exclusive!)
Episode overview
Some people call me a Grinch around the holidays just because I don't like to give presents and I have a congenital heart defect.
Some people call me a Grinch around the holidays just because I don't like to give presents and I have a congenital heart defect.
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The Ones Who Live Sure are Pretty in The Walking Dead: Destinies
Episode overview
I don't know, but after twenty-three seasons spread over five series, I'm beginning to think that maybe it's the people that are the real monsters?
I don't know, but after twenty-three seasons spread over five series, I'm beginning to think that maybe it's the people that are the real monsters?
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called "The Greedo." That's when you and your partner do a bunch of hand stuff under a table and take turns shooting first.
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called "The Greedo." That's when you and your partner do a bunch of hand stuff under a table and take turns shooting first.
I know our mental health resources are stretched, but could somebody please go do a wellness check on every single person who purchased the extended editions of The Hobbit Trilogy?
I know our mental health resources are stretched, but could somebody please go do a wellness check on every single person who purchased the extended editions of The Hobbit Trilogy?
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Why Doesn't This 25 Year Old Wheel of Fortune Game Work?
Episode overview
IN T_ _ TIM_ IT TOOK YO_ TO SOL_ _ T_IS YO_ CO_LD A _ F_D YOU_ NANA SO_P O_ GI_ N _LOOD O _ LD A MET _A_Y _ _T NO.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
IN T_ _ TIM_ IT TOOK YO_ TO SOL_ _ T_IS YO_ CO_LD A _ F_D YOU_ NANA SO_P O_ GI_ N _LOOD O _ LD A MET _A_Y _ _T NO.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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Busted Wheel of Fortune Bonus Round (Members Exclusive!)
Episode overview
IN T_ _ TIM_ IT TOOK YO_ TO SOL_ _ T_IS YO_ CO_LD A _ F_D YOU_ NANA SO_P O_ GI_ N _LOOD O _ LD A MET _A_Y _ _T NO.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
IN T_ _ TIM_ IT TOOK YO_ TO SOL_ _ T_IS YO_ CO_LD A _ F_D YOU_ NANA SO_P O_ GI_ N _LOOD O _ LD A MET _A_Y _ _T NO.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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How the Minch Stole Christmas: A Star Boys Holiday Special
Episode overview
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called "Tusken Raiding" That's when you're part of an orgy but you all bang each other single file to hide your numbers.
Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called "Tusken Raiding" That's when you're part of an orgy but you all bang each other single file to hide your numbers.
Universal Studios tour guide is a great job for someone who wants to break into showbiz but lacks the fiery charisma of the guy dressed as a minion in front of Grauman's.
Follow Us On Social:
Universal Studios tour guide is a great job for someone who wants to break into showbiz but lacks the fiery charisma of the guy dressed as a minion in front of Grauman's.
Follow Us On Social:
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Season finale
Welcome... to More Jurassic Park for Funhaus Members!
Episode overview
Even with a production budget of $93,000,000, ILM couldn't create a Tea Leoni that looked like she would be willing to bang William H. Macy.
Even with a production budget of $93,000,000, ILM couldn't create a Tea Leoni that looked like she would be willing to bang William H. Macy.
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