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Season 2016
The triumphant return of -- (What? Not triumphant at all? Ok, I'll try again)
The inevitable retu -- (Huh? Oh, right, we weren't sure we were going to bring it back. Once more from the
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The triumphant return of -- (What? Not triumphant at all? Ok, I'll try again)
The inevitable retu -- (Huh? Oh, right, we weren't sure we were going to bring it back. Once more from the top)
The classic Funhaus Comments Show is back and better than -- (Ok, fair enough - it's not "classic". And you're right, let's not promise that it's better. Gimme another take)
Funhaus Comdants is -- (Haha, that one was my bad. Again)
Funhaus Comments has finally returned! (How was that? Good enough? Ok, I'm going home. Make the check payable to Joel's Voiceover Agency LLC)
Hey. We're on to you. We know that you're leaving purposely inflammatory comments in the hopes that we say your name on the show and yell at you. Guess what? We can see through that
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Hey. We're on to you. We know that you're leaving purposely inflammatory comments in the hopes that we say your name on the show and yell at you. Guess what? We can see through that shit. What, you think we're idiots? You think we're like YOU? Wrong. We're geniuses. BABY geniuses. So none of those dumb comments are gonna make the show.
STOP TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME, MOTHER.
They said it was a crazy idea. They said it would never work. They were wrong. The reverse psychology title bait we're using today is going to revolutionize Funhaus. Just think about it.
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They said it was a crazy idea. They said it would never work. They were wrong. The reverse psychology title bait we're using today is going to revolutionize Funhaus. Just think about it. By asking - DARING - you guys to dislike the video, we're drawing your eye. Making you think. Suddenly, you start to consider the ramifications of your action on a global scale. "How will my thumbs down affect the price of millet in sub-Saharan Africa?" "Will my college admissions officer see my thumbs down as a reflection of my potential contribution to my residential house?" "Maybe my future spouse and I are thumbs-downing together at this exact second."
See? Really makes you think. Reverse psychology, huh?
Anyway, please dislike this video.
Want to get your comment featured on the Comments Show? Here's a hot n fresh tip: don't write a comment with the intent of getting your comment featured on the Comments Show! It's a bit
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Want to get your comment featured on the Comments Show? Here's a hot n fresh tip: don't write a comment with the intent of getting your comment featured on the Comments Show! It's a bit of a paradox, I know, but like all the best things in this world, once you give up and stop trying, you'll succeed. Just like finding a significant other, or a good job, or ultimate happiness, or the perfect quesadilla, or a cuddly puppy.
Just give up!
Ladies and Gentlemen - you're probably wondering why I invited you here today. There is a mystery afoot: someone burped. We know where he or she burped: here. We know how or or she
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Ladies and Gentlemen - you're probably wondering why I invited you here today. There is a mystery afoot: someone burped. We know where he or she burped: here. We know how or or she burped: with his or her stomach. What we don't know is the WHY or the WHO.
Lady Violet: you were seen eating a chimichanga not 2 hours ago. Did the burp come from you?
Corporal Ceylon: was it the saag paneer you had for dinner? TELL ME?
Senor Sienna: I observed you furtively exiting a Carl's Jr, and I say to you, that burp certainly SMELLED like a $6 burger.
Madame Mauve: After some research, I discovered you won a belching contest in preparatory school.
Doctor Schwartz: I just don't like Germans.
So: who was it? Come clean, and we can all repair to the solarium for iced jellies.
Man, your comments are getting more and more literate each week. Puns? Multi syllabic words? Gender politics? Quechua?! It's like you guys decided to actually pick up a book this week
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Man, your comments are getting more and more literate each week. Puns? Multi syllabic words? Gender politics? Quechua?! It's like you guys decided to actually pick up a book this week and do some reading. Congrats! Enriching your life is very important.
I watched with pride as your comments have evolved from caveman-like grunts to simple sentences. All it took was weeks and weeks of berating, mocking, belittling, and prodding you to do better. Now that you're writing at an 11th grade level, I know I can leave you better than when we started.
My 13-week project to civilize you has ended in success.
Voldemort forgot one important piece of information:
The wand chooses the wizard... IDIOT.
Something, something, Hermione's hot now.
Voldemort forgot one important piece of information:
The wand chooses the wizard... IDIOT.
Something, something, Hermione's hot now.
Watch till the end for a special announcement from Bruce.
Watch till the end for a special announcement from Bruce.
We hope you are all in a mood to hear about a dead woman’s sex organs, ‘cuz that’s what you’re gonna get on today’s hacky-sackin’ episode! We also explore why Adam seems so dead inside and the calming joys of watching Funhaus in the tub.
We hope you are all in a mood to hear about a dead woman’s sex organs, ‘cuz that’s what you’re gonna get on today’s hacky-sackin’ episode! We also explore why Adam seems so dead inside and the calming joys of watching Funhaus in the tub.
We get excited about getting you excited about comments about how excited someone gets by our comments. You’re waiting for a train; a train that will take you far away. (BRAAAAAAAAAAWWM)
We get excited about getting you excited about comments about how excited someone gets by our comments. You’re waiting for a train; a train that will take you far away. (BRAAAAAAAAAAWWM)
You monsters! How dare you besmirch Omar's editing skills?! His fingers bleed for you. We're not mad at you, Internet. Just disappointed.
You monsters! How dare you besmirch Omar's editing skills?! His fingers bleed for you. We're not mad at you, Internet. Just disappointed.
In which the Willems return from holiday, a ball is playfully hit about, a challenge is issued to the most cowardly of viewers, fanciful new garments are proposed, and a dog gets kicked in the face.
In which the Willems return from holiday, a ball is playfully hit about, a challenge is issued to the most cowardly of viewers, fanciful new garments are proposed, and a dog gets kicked in the face.
Get ready to bid a fond imaginary "Fare Thee Well" to Lawrence and Elyse as they quit mid-show to start their own hentai/celeb impression based channel.
Get ready to bid a fond imaginary "Fare Thee Well" to Lawrence and Elyse as they quit mid-show to start their own hentai/celeb impression based channel.
You ready for the whiggity-whackest, dopest, most lit episode of Your Cizzoments ever?! Neither are we.
You ready for the whiggity-whackest, dopest, most lit episode of Your Cizzoments ever?! Neither are we.
We try our best to keep it real positive this week while flexing our way through your comments. I just wish Peake wouldn't curse so much. He's better than that.
We try our best to keep it real positive this week while flexing our way through your comments. I just wish Peake wouldn't curse so much. He's better than that.
7. Bash felt a tightening around his neck and wrists. He suddenly noticed how little the bindings felt like rope.
“We’ve actually been pretty impressed with your work. There’s almost
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7. Bash felt a tightening around his neck and wrists. He suddenly noticed how little the bindings felt like rope.
“We’ve actually been pretty impressed with your work. There’s almost an art to it, the way you muck up these marks of yours. No trails left. Real clean shop you’ve got down here too.” said the voice with a wave towards the rest of the basement.
Bash sucked in a mouthful of wet, bleach-tinged air and weakly hacked out the only sensible thought he could muster.
“Wh-...who?”
And lo, she was called Elyse, and she was our savior. When the armies of Grathnar were at our gates, Elyse did drive them away with her enchanting tune. Well, maybe enchanting is too
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And lo, she was called Elyse, and she was our savior. When the armies of Grathnar were at our gates, Elyse did drive them away with her enchanting tune. Well, maybe enchanting is too strong a word. Pleasant? No, that's not right. It wasn't exactly enjoyable. What's the word I'm looking for. You know that thing when your ears have like that weird buzz. You know? Either way, the army or whatever ran away.
Bang Di finished his last set and nearly collapsed on the cold gym floor. He wanted so badly to get jacked, but it was becoming more and more difficult to find time for a pump. Through
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Bang Di finished his last set and nearly collapsed on the cold gym floor. He wanted so badly to get jacked, but it was becoming more and more difficult to find time for a pump. Through sweat-stung eyes he glanced at the the syringe his trainer had coyly left for him beside the bench.
No, he thought, I'll do this the right way.
I will remain true.
For James.
Hey, the heart wants what it wants. And sometimes what the heart wants is your all too attractive cousin. Who are we to judge? The entire town of Shelbyville was founded on the exercise of this precious freedom. Go nuts.
Hey, the heart wants what it wants. And sometimes what the heart wants is your all too attractive cousin. Who are we to judge? The entire town of Shelbyville was founded on the exercise of this precious freedom. Go nuts.
IV: Brasik’s ruined body lay mercifully close by. Farinfoor braced himself on the corpse of a felled giant and slowly made his way towards the sound of desperate pleas. Brasik’s eyes
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IV: Brasik’s ruined body lay mercifully close by. Farinfoor braced himself on the corpse of a felled giant and slowly made his way towards the sound of desperate pleas. Brasik’s eyes brightened almost imperceptibly at the sight of his approach. He lay half-buried by the surrounding dead; his right leg ending in tatters at the knee. Farinfoor stooped to kneel beside him but was halted by his friend’s surprisingly resolute cry.
XII: Farinfoor slowly ascended the innumerable ivory steps in defiance of his body’s protests. As he climbed higher, strange sounds began to echo through the stairwell. A rhythmic
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XII: Farinfoor slowly ascended the innumerable ivory steps in defiance of his body’s protests. As he climbed higher, strange sounds began to echo through the stairwell. A rhythmic pounding, like some dense, buried heartbeat assaulted his ears. It grew increasingly unnerving as he turned the final corner and beheld the entryway to the lair of his world’s oppressor. Through that thin mahogany portal waited the monstrous, unseen font of all maladies. Through that door lay The Impetus.
XVII: “Whoa whoa whoa, wait, Stygian what? Hold up!”
As Farinfoor hoisted his axe to strike the terminal blow, the man closed his eyes, his pleas fading into a gentle but urgent
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XVII: “Whoa whoa whoa, wait, Stygian what? Hold up!”
As Farinfoor hoisted his axe to strike the terminal blow, the man closed his eyes, his pleas fading into a gentle but urgent muttering. Caring little for the prayers of some dark servant, Farinfoor brought his axe down. The blade’s path was true. It screamed towards its mark swiftly and without qualm.
And then it stopped.
XXV: Farinfoor seethed with disbelief. “You… you made this place. Why did you make it so ugly? So brimming with violence and death?”
“I dunno”, Harry shrugged without looking back. “I
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XXV: Farinfoor seethed with disbelief. “You… you made this place. Why did you make it so ugly? So brimming with violence and death?”
“I dunno”, Harry shrugged without looking back. “I was a kid. I guess I was working some stuff out. My dad was a jerk and girls wouldn’t come near me. Anyways, it’s kinda fun watching all you guys go at it.”
Again, Farinfoor endeavored to stand. This time he did not falter.
XXXIII: Summoning the entirety of his will, he cast his thoughts, his very being, outwards from that monument of dark creation. He took hold of this new and frightening revelation of
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XXXIII: Summoning the entirety of his will, he cast his thoughts, his very being, outwards from that monument of dark creation. He took hold of this new and frightening revelation of potential and let loose a tide of its wonderment out onto the confused and writhing masses across all that was known. He allowed them to fathom, for the first time, that their lives, their world, was their own. Farinfoor unhurriedly opened his eyes, turned them to the farthest boundaries his vision, and watched as his world shook, and boiled, and then was suddenly, graciously still.
I know, I know. You thought we were only capable of squeezing out one poop joke per episode. Maybe we could relax and move ourselves to drop two at best. Well take a seat because this
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I know, I know. You thought we were only capable of squeezing out one poop joke per episode. Maybe we could relax and move ourselves to drop two at best. Well take a seat because this week we managed to pinch off a third one near the end.
Don't worry. I hate myself enough for all of you.
Please don't make our editors angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry. Well to be honest, they're not all that likable when they're not angry either.
Please don't make our editors angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry. Well to be honest, they're not all that likable when they're not angry either.
I think Willy is going to work out just fine. He's punctual, fashionable, great head of hair, American, and does almost zero celebrity impressions.
I think Willy is going to work out just fine. He's punctual, fashionable, great head of hair, American, and does almost zero celebrity impressions.
You know that feeling when you're at work and you just sit back, beaming with pride, knowing that you've created something pure and good that will help to make this sometimes awful world just a little bit better? We we created this instead.
You know that feeling when you're at work and you just sit back, beaming with pride, knowing that you've created something pure and good that will help to make this sometimes awful world just a little bit better? We we created this instead.
It makes me sad that, as a man, I'll never be able to carry a child and experience the miracle of a tiny bug-eyed parasite leaching the calcium from my very bones to form it's own stupid worthless skeleton.
It makes me sad that, as a man, I'll never be able to carry a child and experience the miracle of a tiny bug-eyed parasite leaching the calcium from my very bones to form it's own stupid worthless skeleton.
It's always so exciting riding that sweet delicate line between ironic racial jokes and full blown bigotry. We are truly doing the lord's work.
It's always so exciting riding that sweet delicate line between ironic racial jokes and full blown bigotry. We are truly doing the lord's work.
If you strike Bruce down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
If you strike Bruce down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Sure, you all have a good laugh at the concept of "Sonntaloguing". You don't realize that they don't end when the cameras stop rolling. We filmed this days ago and he's still talking about console demos.
Sure, you all have a good laugh at the concept of "Sonntaloguing". You don't realize that they don't end when the cameras stop rolling. We filmed this days ago and he's still talking about console demos.
For the curious (because EVERYone loves Overwatch), Hanzo says ""Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau" when he ults, which translates to "The dragon shall consume my enemy!" I think it's actually pretty cool that... wait, where are you going?
For the curious (because EVERYone loves Overwatch), Hanzo says ""Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau" when he ults, which translates to "The dragon shall consume my enemy!" I think it's actually pretty cool that... wait, where are you going?
That's it everybody. Internal struggles and years of seething animosity are finally tearing us apart. Friendships will end, jobs will be lost, and when the dust settles nothing will ever
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That's it everybody. Internal struggles and years of seething animosity are finally tearing us apart. Friendships will end, jobs will be lost, and when the dust settles nothing will ever be the same again.*
*Disclaimer: Everything will be the same again.
Except for that one girl in college who said the sight of my naked body "didn't make [her] sick but could we please still dim the lights a little". I don't like to brag but I'm pretty sure that she can be trusted.
Except for that one girl in college who said the sight of my naked body "didn't make [her] sick but could we please still dim the lights a little". I don't like to brag but I'm pretty sure that she can be trusted.
Hey, brother! What're you gonna do when Peake calmly takes off his hoodie, neatly folds it, shakes your hand like a gentleman, asks how your weekend was, complements your singlet, and comes for you?!
Hey, brother! What're you gonna do when Peake calmly takes off his hoodie, neatly folds it, shakes your hand like a gentleman, asks how your weekend was, complements your singlet, and comes for you?!
This truly is a tumultuous time in our nation's history. All these new faces running around Funhaus, Brangelina splitting up, and... wait... didn't something else just happen?
This truly is a tumultuous time in our nation's history. All these new faces running around Funhaus, Brangelina splitting up, and... wait... didn't something else just happen?
I want to personally call out whichever one of you fans out there shook hands with Adam and gave him Tuberculous. It's really starting to affect our content. Not cool.
I want to personally call out whichever one of you fans out there shook hands with Adam and gave him Tuberculous. It's really starting to affect our content. Not cool.
When I was a kid, all you could do with VR was sit in a gyroscope and have weird melty sex with Pierce Brosnan and Jeff Fahey.It's a joke. Because of "The Lawnmower Ma-" y'know what never mind.
When I was a kid, all you could do with VR was sit in a gyroscope and have weird melty sex with Pierce Brosnan and Jeff Fahey.It's a joke. Because of "The Lawnmower Ma-" y'know what never mind.
We finally got our million sub bling! Thanks to all of you out there who watch our stuff, spread the word, and allow us to keep doing what we love! Y'all are the best!
We finally got our million sub bling! Thanks to all of you out there who watch our stuff, spread the word, and allow us to keep doing what we love! Y'all are the best!
What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
What!
What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
What!
Will the success of 'Talking Stalkings' lead to renewed interest in the series and possibly a '24'/Gilmore Girls' style return to television?! No. No it won't.
Will the success of 'Talking Stalkings' lead to renewed interest in the series and possibly a '24'/Gilmore Girls' style return to television?! No. No it won't.
Don't even think about messing with Elyse's bros over at Achievement Hunter. She will straight up cut a fool if they hurt her baby boys!
Don't even think about messing with Elyse's bros over at Achievement Hunter. She will straight up cut a fool if they hurt her baby boys!
I don't know about the rest of you, but "Cold-blooded Hard Elyse" just passed "Heel-turn Larr" and "Mattitude" for my favorite new Funhaus character.
I don't know about the rest of you, but "Cold-blooded Hard Elyse" just passed "Heel-turn Larr" and "Mattitude" for my favorite new Funhaus character.
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