Dynamic Banter

The boys come back from the holiday break. Elliott Morgan stops by to speak with Steve Zaragoza & Mike Falzone about lightning, how heat effects farts, and being mean. It's great to be back. #HeatIsAFartTornado

High speed car chases, a John Dongle, and a roller derby team called Ellen's Degenerates. All this and more on today's episode of Dynamic Banter.

Steve and Mike tell a tale about a very special horn in a very hot recording studio. This is Dynamic Banter.

This is the worst episode of this show. Here's a list of topics discussed: upcoming 2017 WWE Royal Rumble, 2man O'brien, Royal Rumble tattoo pact, Resident Evil 7, Turkey Bacon, (Weird Silences and awkward moment), Mike is too sick and Steve is too tired to do this, "Can I get a Leel Air?!" (bit), More horn honking, A partridge in a pear, Bruce Willis, C3Mejo, and more.

Mike Falzone and guest co-host Zoja Thaqi talk about relationships apparently. I don't know, I haven't listened to it yet. Also, Mike usually writes these but he's making me do it because he's on a "plane" or something. Anyway, I'll listen to it eventually.

Say something...go ahead...say it out loud: You could put that on a shirt. This week Mike and Steve discuss putting things on shirts, having colds, and a myriad of other things. This is Dynamic Banter.

Mike and Steve talk about genetics without actually knowing anything about genetics. They also talk specifically about Jim Henson's genetics without knowing anything about Jim Henson's genetics, specifically. Mike also talks about why most video games are bad now and Steve comments on how big things are.

In this episode, Steve adds more toys to the podcast table, says the word "ornate" a lot, and adds a new sound making contraption for Mike to play with.

Every good show "Jumps the Shark". We had to.

William Haynes is today's guest co-host because Mike Falzone went on his honeymoon and didn't tell me about it and I had to find out via snarky texts.

Mike and Steve talk Honeymoon's, Mike's notes on the last episode, devastation involving the horn, and potentially the worst ad reads in the history of ad reads.

Steve Zaragoza and guest Mackenzie Stith eat on a podcast! We had to swtich things up a little bit due to SourceFed ending on Friday but we'll be back to regular episodes next week!

Mike and Steve talk about the end of SourceFed and also other stuff, but you're probably more interested in the SourceFed talk.

In episode 43 we discuss how Steve is an annoying YouTube idiot, Instagram streaming services, Sam Basher is a completely different person also named Sam Basher, and we explore a NEW AND DIFFERENT HORN...for those of you just tuning in.

Mike and Steve discuss a new instrument, Ren Faire, and "red boobs".

Mike and Steve are joined by the hilarious and multi-talented star of NBC's TIMELESS... Malcolm Barrett! The three talk about how they met each other and also, GEESE!

Andrew Delman & Elliott Morgan join Mike Falzone & Steve Zaragoza for what some are calling "A 4-Boy P'Cast". The stage is set, there is literally a mound old Chewy bars on the table, lets have a chat. The boys talk about having weird beaks, being married (or not), and casino stories.

Mike and Steve break another horn, talk about bad dogs, and laugh.

In this episode, Mike and Steve discuss their top 5 80s lady-crushes, grizzled men, joining clubs, and Mike agrees to watch the fantastic Disney film, The Rocketeer, with Steve.

Mike and Steve take a flying leap into the 21st century with VR porn and there's no coming back. There is also an inordinate amount or Flax Seed talk.

In the landmark 50th episode of Dynamic Banter, Steve talks about how he almost died, and the boys discuss plagiarism and love!

Steve and Bree go to Disneyland to look at hot glue garbage, a bunch of 1 second sponsor spots, and a new sexual position called "the 405".

I mean...we're just here trying to record a podcast...and Doug...Doug, on the drums everybody. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE! GO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO STEVE!

SPECIAL GUEST HOST SAM BASHOR IS IN FOR MIKE TODAY! IT'S GOOD!

VidCon is happening so we did a short episode with Will Haynes! ENJOY!

Mike & Steve are finally back together after two long weeks apart. In this episode the bois discuss famous duos, Vidcon 2017, the Transformers movies, EDM music and fancy cars!

This episode gets good after the 15 minute mark in complete defiance of our brand new 15-minute rule. Mike and Steve discuss their family of horns, funny Wi-Fi names in their apartment complex, and the correct pronunciation (if any) of the world "jewelry".

Fresh off his role as Flash Thompson in Spider-Man: Homecoming, Tony Revolori sits down at a dirty table with Steve Zaragoza and Mike Falzone to talk about all kinds of super things.

Steve and Mike are FINALLY live in front of a capacity crowd here at SDCC. The boys talk about any and all observations they've made at this year's con, including (but not limited to) the ALARMING number of dead birds in the area. Please sit back and enjoy our very first LIVE Dynamic Banter.

Mike and Steve open a ton of things sent in by fans to the PO Box and present them in the best way possible...a podcast.

Mike and Steve are in love with Owen.

We've got good knees and bad knees for you: these busy bois got together to "think about Culver City", talk about Dude Stop, and welcome The Nonchalant Nurse. Also, Karen has a rough day. PLEASE enjoy this episode of Dynamic Banter:

Episode 61 was really good so we tried to take it easy on episode 62, but then it accidentally got really funny again. Time to learn about SPATIAL AWARENESS with Mike Falzone & Steve Zaragoza.

Mike and Steve discuss having a personality, reality TV, and Friday the 13th the Video Game. They also open your mail!

The boys discuss how many tic tacs have been made. And also take a bunch of notes. Oh and also Fantasy Football.

Mike and Steve discuss Spreaker, "The Mario Man", and they open your mail!

Mike and Steve discuss the new IT movie, ruining jokes, and a slide whistle.

This is a live recording from the Open Space Theater LA, from Sept. 16th! Enjoy!

Special guest host William Haynes joins Steve on an episode about towing cars, weird emotions, and $1,000 phones.

Steve is out of town and I guess that serves Mike right for ditching out on the show last week. Mike enlists the help of long time tall man Elliott Morgan. Elliott and Mike speak about a myriad of things, including but not limited to a knock-off show based on The Office called The Workplace.

Mike and Steve talk about Halloween, Storage Wars, Edward Scissorhands, and Mike almost doesn't make it...

The epic conclusion to the question of how many Tic Tacs have been made, is finally revealed.

Mike and Steve talk about the trillion tic tacs bungle.

Mike and Steve discuss comedy, Beetlejuice and a certain horrible instrument makes a comeback...

Mike and Steve bungled it. It's time for a special episode where Elliott Morgan interviews anti-famous Wrestlin' Fred.

The boys discuss the pickle renaissance we're currently in, as well as other stuff on this special Thanksgiving episode!

Mike and Steve discuss wild mice, Christmas, and Mike goes through his list of recent observations.

Bree Essrig joins Steve on an episode without Mike. We get into a fight. Bree hates David Bowie.

Mike and Steve talk about Christmas. For like an hour. Merry Christmas!

The boys wish every boy and young lady a happy holidays, and to all a every one night first noel