Damon Dominique

In 2012, great prophet Rihanna reminded us to "Shine bright like a diamond" and that would be great IF I COULD FIND MINE. Who did it? Was it my innocent sub-letters? My loyal cleaner? My infamous ex who hates it when I wear jewelry? I request that you join me as we start the year off with this New Year mystery: first, who the fck stole my jewelry and more importantly, who the F would even want it?

⭐️ I DID WHAT I COULD DO! I PUSHED THE ENVELOPE AS FAR AS I COULD! I AM (mostly) happy with how my first (and last? lmao) book turned out. My experience working with a publisher was hit or miss (and I mean I'm sure would they the same working with me), but it's not even about that. It's about how thousands of you have already bought the book before launch day, how the book tour is already sold out, and how the book is really just a symbol of this movement we're all helping push forward. I'm working on the Europe tour now...and I'll be filming the behind the scenes over the next few weeks!

If you enjoy roasting reindeer (for jokes, not food), asking 98273498237234 questions on a tour, and bonding with local taxi drivers, this might be the Arctic Circle video for you.

Yous ok, yeah? I still don’t know what half the people said to me in Wales.

Apparently in 1839, sparkling water was recommended for urinary tract infections, so...

GO CLOVERS! ???? Lads, Ireland was fireland. Actually, untrue – it rained all day, every day. The only thing that was actually on FIRE was our punchlines, AY! ???? du duh DUHN! ???? We really were out there in Ireland, making it do what it do in Doolin, like two dingalings in Dingle, road tripping from Barack Obama Plaza to Hold a Baby Lamb (no like, those were real places we went…).

???? After everyone and their mom told me how much they hAtEd Dubai, my inner demon rebel had to go and test out the air conditioning for himself. Turns out, Dubai looks like a city from 2148...or if the area around airport hotels...was the entire city. Did I love it? Or did I hate it? THIS is the Damon Daniel Dubai Dominique guide to Dubai.

IDK if that was the answer you wanted but that's the answer you got.

I just know Ganesh gets me...

The sisterhood of the traveling linen pants ends here, in Kuala Lumpur – a city I came to only because I can’t get a very specific commercial out of my head from 2002. ACTUALLY IT’S A SCALE MODEL OF THE PETRONAS TWOERS IN KUALA LUMPUR – IT’S THE WORLD’S TALLEST BUILDING!