Chart Party

In the boldest Chart Party simulation yet, we’re sending Barry Bonds back in time to re-live every plate appearance of his historic 2004 season without a baseball bat. The only thing crazier than this experiment is the way it turned out.

You're a pitcher. You're pitching against someone who has never batted before, and isn't even trying to swing. All you have to do is throw three strikes over the plate. Don't screw this up. You're going to screw this up.

Some NFL teams are kind of predictable. Others win and lose in ways that defy explanation. This is a scroll through nearly a thousand years of combined NFL history.

The NFL kickoff is the stupidest play in sports. It's boring, bad, dangerous, and pointless, and we've got to get rid of it.

A common argument we hear these days is that Colin Kaepernick isn't good enough to play in the NFL. This is absolutely not true.

We finally visit the Browns, who are doomed to toil in football agony until the end of time.