Carl's Pissed

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  • Premiered: Oct 2007
  • Episodes: 106
  • Followers: 0
  • Ended
  • Adult Swim
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  • Animation

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Season 5
5x1
St. Louis vs. Detroit
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Sep 01, 2012
Carl gives his first prediction of the 2012 season.
5x2
Cleveland Browns vs. Cincinnati Bengals
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Sep 08, 2012
Carl gives a rundown of last week's winners and losers and predicts Ohio's big showdown victor for this weekend.
5x3
Kansas City Chiefs vs. New Orleans Saints
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Sep 15, 2012
Carl discusses the importance of time management on Monday nights and how any coach can (and should) apply the film career of Tom Berenger to their technique.
5x4
No Lock No Way Nohow
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Sep 22, 2012
Carl protests the detestable performance of replacement referees by undertaking a lock-strike.
5x5
Atlanta Falcons vs. Washington Redskins
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Sep 29, 2012
Icing the kicker? Don't make Carl laugh. You wouldn't like him when he's laughy.
5x6
Denver Broncos vs. San Diego Chargers
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Oct 05, 2012
Drew Brees does not impress Carl. Nor should he impress you. You kids with your pads and your helmets.
5x7
Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston Texans
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Oct 12, 2012
Unbeknownst to some, Carl has a literate side, and he wants to tell you the true Baltimore score, and the Ray Lewis sore, evermore.
5x8
Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets
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Oct 19, 2012
Carl breaks down New York's catch-22 and gives the world the gift of "Carling."
5x9
Pittsburgh Steelers Vs. New York Giants
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Oct 26, 2012
When it comes to the lock, Carl will not be deterred by a waist-high toxic river in his "living room."
5x10
Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles
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Nov 02, 2012
With the poor economy taken into account, Carl accepts the sucky NFL coaches to prevent a blackhole from sucking up his flooded mobile home.
5x11
Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ers
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Nov 07, 2012
Carl picks apart the issue of head injury with the authority of a recipient.
5x12
Detroit Lions vs. Indianapolis Colts
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Nov 14, 2012
Carl and his lips are thankful to know that a man can't always be responsible for what happens with his feet.
5x13
New York Jets vs. Jacksonville Jaguars
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Nov 21, 2012
Carl's got one hand swaying with a lighter and the other clutching an omelet of sweet broken eggs.
5x14
Atlanta Falcons vs. New York Giants
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Nov 28, 2012
If only football players doubled as contortionists, there would be fewer injuries.
5x15
New Orleans Saints vs. Dallas Cowboys
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Dec 05, 2012
The coming apocalypse calls for a sacrificial ceremony because Carl can't lock it in worth crap.
5x16
Indianapolis Colts vs. Baltimore Ravens
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Dec 12, 2012
Carl reviews Black Monday's firings and why they all deserved it.
5x17
Seattle Seahawks vs. Atlanta Falcons
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Dec 19, 2012
Carl discusses his MMA physique and pulls back the curtain on the myth of "jetlag."
5x18
Conference Championships
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Dec 26, 2012
Carl goes two for one this week as he gives fashion its due consideration in the San Francisco / Atlanta and Baltimore / New England matchups this Sunday.
5x19 Season finale
Baltimore Ravens vs. San Francisco 49ers
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Jan 02, 2013
Carl gives the biggest game of the year his official insultalysis.

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