Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Host Sam Tripoli shares the shocking revelation, that he will soon be going under the knife to repair his Super Heavy Leg(s) on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week the guys ponder whether Tom Segura and Christina P are primed to replace Howard Stern at SiriusXM.Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!Visit www.headspace.com/broken for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/broken.Visit www.thefreezepipe.com and use the code "BROKEN" for 10 percent off anything in the store.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard discuss Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, the Jeff Scott Memorial, and how the late Freddy Soto was an absolute killer.

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport, and whether Dave Chappelle did anything wrong in squashing a housing development in Ohio. We also discuss a possible explanation for the sudden, possibly coordinated attack on Joe Rogan's empire.Go to www.magicmind.co/broken and use discount code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off todayMatch with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Another jumbo sized Broken Sim includes host Sam Tripoli really sucking up to his famous friends. The guys also talk Marc Maron's legacy, whether Pita Pit is any good, and whether 50 Cent actually got fat.

On this week's Broken Sim we learn that Sam Tripoli's memory is failing, women in yoga pants won the culture war, and that nobody picks up the check anymore.

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli details his past arrest and brief stint in jail. We also get into the psy op that is breakfast, big Dorito's news, and Sam doesn't talk fasting at all (kidding).

We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comedian Ryan Long.

We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting another ticket, a recent special guest on TFH, and BLM's exorbitant spending.Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also get into Sam's recent encounter with nude street-walking "ladies.

On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host Johnny Woodard share dueling hype anthems, before getting into some more insane news.

This episode is all over the place, with hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recapping Sam's experience at FloteFest, discussing Eddie Bravo's comedy brilliance, and revealing why Sam has earned the moniker "Park Defender."Also this week the guys get into Dave Chappelle being attacked, and debate whether "Fat Sam" has returned.

Sam addresses the Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub thing, plus we talk more BLM hypocrisy and how Rand Paul sank the new government disinformation board.

Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly).Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam depressed.

We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything!

We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights.

Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this edition of Broken Simulation.

This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story.

On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly fakest "assassination attempt."

Could proof that the election was fixed actually come on Broken Simulation, thanks to Jeff Hilliard, who heard it from a hooker, who heard it directly from Hunter Biden? You'll have to listen to find out.

Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more insane news on this week's Broken Simulation.

This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews.

This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show.

This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show.

This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan.

What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife.

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation.

The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect has struck again.Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world of New Twitter.

We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison. Also in this episode, we get into the Kanye-Trump meeting, Sam's joke writing advice, and Jordan Peterson's big meeting with Ronaldo.

One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her.

This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel.