For a Jedi, the line between the light and dark side can often become blurred, especially after a few beers. Join us in this alternate Star Wars universe.

Not even the chosen one is prepared for the zone.

Every party must come to an end, and for the Jedi, that time is now. Anakin has seen what the future holds for him, and he knows he needs to make a choice: stand by his friends through these difficult times, or suck it up and get a job. When your best friend is the ultimate cock-blocker, the choice seems easy.

Every story has a beginning.....That may or may not start somewhere in the middle of a six or maybe nine part franchise.... With a revolving door policy on extended continuity. This is that story.... Maybe!

"When young like you I was, party we did. Confidence, high. Midichlorian count, higher"

The conclusion of the epic saga that didn't used to have a coherent story but now kind of does.