Ashens

This parody contains adult situations and scenes of a very naughty nature. So, y'know, don't saw I didn't warn you.

A review of a horrible LCD home version of Out Run, made in 1989.

I apologise in advance.

Watch as I try - and fail - to work out the Barcode Battler with no instructions! New drinking game: Take a shot every time I say "Right," and "...or something." Alcohol poisoning may ensue.

Review of Karting Grand Prix, a 1988 game for the Atari ST.

A brief review of an alternate POPstation. And a FIENDISH PUZZLE, which has now been solved.

Crikey, it's been 3 years since I made this. About time I put it on YouTube. Apologies for the jerkiness but this wasn't originally designed for video encoding of this type.

A cheap video game system that looks like a PS3! Oh joy. The ticking noises throughout the video are made by drinking guinea pigs. Sorry.

Alternate version of the Neo Double Games. Thanks to Chris G. for letting me film in his bedroom with the horrible wallpaper.

Check out "Gunstorm by Steven McLachlan" on the YouTube channel "Cornutopia." GO ON THEN.

The games with the amazing invisible screens!

Sequel to Poor Monkey, now presented for the first time in YouTube-o-vision! This is now over 3 years old. How time flies.

Actually, less a review and more of an expose! Of an ancient Atari ST game.