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Season 1
Everything’s finally ready so just stick to the plan and you’ll do great! You do remember the plan... right?
Everything’s finally ready so just stick to the plan and you’ll do great! You do remember the plan... right?
Sure! I don’t see how anything could go wrong with this course of action!
Sure! I don’t see how anything could go wrong with this course of action!
Trust you me, nothing bad has EVER happened in a sewer!
Trust you me, nothing bad has EVER happened in a sewer!
Ah... the “stealthy” choice.
Ah... the “stealthy” choice.
I never much cared for flying but I appreciate you picking the more stylish option!
I never much cared for flying but I appreciate you picking the more stylish option!
There’s no WAY anything bad could happen with this choice!
There’s no WAY anything bad could happen with this choice!
This might be the biggest lapse in judgement I’ve ever seen from you. And that’s saying something!
This might be the biggest lapse in judgement I’ve ever seen from you. And that’s saying something!
I would like to point out for the record that that man is NOT an engineer…
I would like to point out for the record that that man is NOT an engineer…
Beautiful day for a walk, eh? Or a jog. Or a sprint…
Beautiful day for a walk, eh? Or a jog. Or a sprint…
These idiots won’t know what hit ‘em!
These idiots won’t know what hit ‘em!
That smart, handsome guard won’t know what hit him!
That smart, handsome guard won’t know what hit him!
The ocean can’t be that large. Someone will probably be by soon!
The ocean can’t be that large. Someone will probably be by soon!
Do muscles still work if you’re a doll?
Do muscles still work if you’re a doll?
I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere before…
I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere before…
Aw... but it could have been FUN! Oh wait no... no it couldn’t have.
Aw... but it could have been FUN! Oh wait no... no it couldn’t have.
Good thinking! I don’t trust anyone with a hat.
Good thinking! I don’t trust anyone with a hat.
What a charming man! Handsome too!
What a charming man! Handsome too!
Wow! That’s so noble of you! For the record, I would NOT have done the same…
Wow! That’s so noble of you! For the record, I would NOT have done the same…
Yeah, sure. Ok. Right. Uh-huh.
Yeah, sure. Ok. Right. Uh-huh.
Sure! Sounds fun! I do love a good jingle!
Sure! Sounds fun! I do love a good jingle!
Dig a hole. Dig a hole. Dig a hole.
Dig a hole. Dig a hole. Dig a hole.
Knowledge is power!
Knowledge is power!
Ignorance is bliss!
Ignorance is bliss!
How hard can it be to build a sign?
How hard can it be to build a sign?
Every island has a cave. That’s just the law.
Every island has a cave. That’s just the law.
Now I’m DEFINITELY sure I’ve seen this somewhere before!
Now I’m DEFINITELY sure I’ve seen this somewhere before!
I’m beginning to think this guy’s somewhat of a masochist, eh?
I’m beginning to think this guy’s somewhat of a masochist, eh?
I’ve also found that the solution to most problems is sudden, unexpected violence!
I’ve also found that the solution to most problems is sudden, unexpected violence!
Well I’m just as confused as when this adventure started so, why not?
Well I’m just as confused as when this adventure started so, why not?
Why is everything so close to that diner? And where is that diner, I’m hungry…
Why is everything so close to that diner? And where is that diner, I’m hungry…
FREE PRIME RIB. THAT’S ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR.
FREE PRIME RIB. THAT’S ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR.
Probably not the smoothest move. And speaking of smooth moves!
Probably not the smoothest move. And speaking of smooth moves!
Hurray! But I can’t help but feel like we’re forgetting something…
Hurray! But I can’t help but feel like we’re forgetting something…
Not quite what I expected…
Not quite what I expected…
Always best to have a couple extra back-up plans just in case.
Always best to have a couple extra back-up plans just in case.
You don’t read much manga, do you?
You don’t read much manga, do you?
NOPE!! NO THANK YOU! Wherever THAT goes it couldn’t have been good!
NOPE!! NO THANK YOU! Wherever THAT goes it couldn’t have been good!
This is most certainly a well-informed choice!
This is most certainly a well-informed choice!
I can see EXACTLY why you picked this option!
I can see EXACTLY why you picked this option!
Smells good! Oh wait... no it doesn’t Not at all…
Smells good! Oh wait... no it doesn’t Not at all…
Don’t you think you’re being a little JUDGEMENTAL?
Don’t you think you’re being a little JUDGEMENTAL?
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Drastic idiots call for drastic measures.
Drastic idiots call for drastic measures.
Wow... that’s uncharacteristically noble of you!
Wow... that’s uncharacteristically noble of you!
When I weigh my life versus literally everybody else’s I pick mine EVERY TIME!
When I weigh my life versus literally everybody else’s I pick mine EVERY TIME!
What’s that on his leg?
What’s that on his leg?
Oh so NOW you decide to be noble?
Oh so NOW you decide to be noble?
All according to the back-up plan.
All according to the back-up plan.
Take THAT Bob! If that IS your real name!
Take THAT Bob! If that IS your real name!
Not really what I anticipated…
Not really what I anticipated…
Never a bad idea to stick to the back-up plan to the back-up plan.
Never a bad idea to stick to the back-up plan to the back-up plan.
Just like tripping over a friend while you’re being chased by a bear! SMART!
Just like tripping over a friend while you’re being chased by a bear! SMART!
Never second guess yourself! Even in the face of OVERWHELMING evidence!
Never second guess yourself! Even in the face of OVERWHELMING evidence!
Wow... that was WAY sadder than I thought it’d be.
Wow... that was WAY sadder than I thought it’d be.
My favorite! Probably even better considering the age!
My favorite! Probably even better considering the age!
A classic! A really REALLY old classic!
A classic! A really REALLY old classic!
Well this was a long way to go for a simple joke that no one will remember. Oh well! When has that ever stopped me before?
Well this was a long way to go for a simple joke that no one will remember. Oh well! When has that ever stopped me before?
Take THIS Wade! Unless you have ANOTHER secret name!
Take THIS Wade! Unless you have ANOTHER secret name!
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