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Season 1
The threat is more real than you may expect.
The threat is more real than you may expect.
Miscommunication has spoiled many a piece of otherwise sound advice.
Miscommunication has spoiled many a piece of otherwise sound advice.
This delectable item is available for half price on Tuesdays. Limit 1 per customer.
This delectable item is available for half price on Tuesdays. Limit 1 per customer.
Sometimes you actually should to listen to what your parents told you.
Sometimes you actually should to listen to what your parents told you.
A slipped disc can halt a whole symphony orchestra in its tracks.
A slipped disc can halt a whole symphony orchestra in its tracks.
Therapeutic merit still pending by the FDA.
Therapeutic merit still pending by the FDA.
Incompetence applied to a small mistake yields a large mistake.
Incompetence applied to a small mistake yields a large mistake.
An operative operator operating in an operation.
An operative operator operating in an operation.
It's not what you think.
It's not what you think.
...And you just did, too.
...And you just did, too.
If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again.
If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again.
This amp is ideally suited to kittycore DJs.
This amp is ideally suited to kittycore DJs.
Smart technology, dumb user.
Smart technology, dumb user.
Results may vary.
Results may vary.
Sometimes it's not just passive-aggression.
Sometimes it's not just passive-aggression.
Sometimes you're just completely stumped.
Sometimes you're just completely stumped.
It's just kinder this way.
It's just kinder this way.
Viewmaster has since discontinued its range of tactical optics.
Viewmaster has since discontinued its range of tactical optics.
This epidemic may yet claim the mood of thousands.
This epidemic may yet claim the mood of thousands.
You need to unlock the "Neurosurgical Sniper" perk in order to accomplish a pineal gland shot.
You need to unlock the "Neurosurgical Sniper" perk in order to accomplish a pineal gland shot.
Specialists say girth is actually more important.
Specialists say girth is actually more important.
As size decreases, thirst increases.
As size decreases, thirst increases.
If it looks like one, and acts like one...
If it looks like one, and acts like one...
There are a few telltale signs.
There are a few telltale signs.
I really had this one coming.
I really had this one coming.
Don't even ask about the tanker trucks.
Don't even ask about the tanker trucks.
There is no cure.
There is no cure.
The Zone has claimed another life.
The Zone has claimed another life.
Television will rot your brain and kill your family, but not necessarily in that order.
Television will rot your brain and kill your family, but not necessarily in that order.
Living together will do that.
Living together will do that.
Vomiting has always been public domain.
Vomiting has always been public domain.
The most important part of the comedy is timing.
The most important part of the comedy is timing.
The radio edit isn't much better.
The radio edit isn't much better.
Don't drop the hand sanitizer.
Don't drop the hand sanitizer.
Despite being banned in the Geneva convention, use of Xylene among PMCs is shockingly unregulated.
Despite being banned in the Geneva convention, use of Xylene among PMCs is shockingly unregulated.
Someone has a fever.
Someone has a fever.
I probably deserved more.
I probably deserved more.
It's all so very peaceful.
It's all so very peaceful.
This was better than some of their previous excuses.
This was better than some of their previous excuses.
He and a bunch of other robots were on a poster once.
He and a bunch of other robots were on a poster once.
It's best to not decline this one.
It's best to not decline this one.
The score is 647 to blue.
The score is 647 to blue.
Just a few interesting observations.
Just a few interesting observations.
The expansion "Clickquest: 10 points higher" ships fourth quarter this year.
The expansion "Clickquest: 10 points higher" ships fourth quarter this year.
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.
I can only do that once a day, so I save it for times like this.
I can only do that once a day, so I save it for times like this.
Testes, testes, one, two...?
Testes, testes, one, two...?
On the plus side, my clothes are nice and dry.
On the plus side, my clothes are nice and dry.
Everyone is an alien to someone.
Everyone is an alien to someone.
Disc may come pre-scratched.
Disc may come pre-scratched.
Its a known safety issue with that model of pistol.
Its a known safety issue with that model of pistol.
Too many cooks don't always spoil the broth.
Too many cooks don't always spoil the broth.
Drain opener makes a bad chaser, too.
Drain opener makes a bad chaser, too.
It is also inadvisable to mention your similarity to "a boss" around him.
It is also inadvisable to mention your similarity to "a boss" around him.
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Because you donated to Child's Play for it, here it is!
Because you donated to Child's Play for it, here it is!
You would need an awful lot of Chiquitas to make a bomb though.
You would need an awful lot of Chiquitas to make a bomb though.
25¢ gets about 10 minutes worth.
25¢ gets about 10 minutes worth.
The one thing you don't bring is guaranteed to be the one you wish you had the most.
The one thing you don't bring is guaranteed to be the one you wish you had the most.
For the horde!
For the horde!
More like "suck of the draw".
More like "suck of the draw".
Also handy in a hailstorm, if you can stand the noise.
Also handy in a hailstorm, if you can stand the noise.
...Because everything is bigger there.
...Because everything is bigger there.
The most groinally violent hit of the 2010s!
The most groinally violent hit of the 2010s!
Definitely not a teaser. Nope.
Definitely not a teaser. Nope.
Last one in this series for a while, we promise.
Last one in this series for a while, we promise.
I get more stuff cleaned this way.
I get more stuff cleaned this way.
Urban cred is inversely proportional to your accuracy.
Urban cred is inversely proportional to your accuracy.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
Just keep on rollin'
Just keep on rollin'
If he'd played a Memnite, I would have hanged myself.
If he'd played a Memnite, I would have hanged myself.
They do say it's mightier than the sword.
They do say it's mightier than the sword.
Andy Week 1/3
Andy Week 1/3
Andy Week 2/3
Andy Week 2/3
Andy Week 3/3
Andy Week 3/3
When we said we wouldn't do more, that may not have been strictly accurate. We were in the area.
When we said we wouldn't do more, that may not have been strictly accurate. We were in the area.
In unrelated news, our new shirts are shipping.
In unrelated news, our new shirts are shipping.
...As if you couldn't guess.
...As if you couldn't guess.
Available everywhere.
Available everywhere.
I can stop anytime I want.
I can stop anytime I want.
!oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT
!oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT
But in all seriousness, we have a Google Wave document packed with ideas.
But in all seriousness, we have a Google Wave document packed with ideas.
I really spoil that boy.
I really spoil that boy.
Not gonna lie, I did this one in a hurry. Dohohohohhho...
Not gonna lie, I did this one in a hurry. Dohohohohhho...
Of my cardsleeves, I'm very... Protective.
Of my cardsleeves, I'm very... Protective.
Excessive gloating counts as passing priority. Also, Jace singles really do retail for around $80usd. Foils can hit $150.
Excessive gloating counts as passing priority. Also, Jace singles really do retail for around $80usd. Foils can hit $150.
Alex has two haircuts: On and off.
Alex has two haircuts: On and off.
Nepotism beats qualifications any day. But seriously, stop hiring incompetent workers just because you like them personally.
Nepotism beats qualifications any day. But seriously, stop hiring incompetent workers just because you like them personally.
Punchline unnecessary.
Punchline unnecessary.
This is why you always go to the Genius Bar. They're better at hiding things like that.
This is why you always go to the Genius Bar. They're better at hiding things like that.
One should always think through every step of the process.
One should always think through every step of the process.
Anointed antacid tablets are probably the better choice here.
Anointed antacid tablets are probably the better choice here.
It's less awkward this way.
It's less awkward this way.
Update schedule? What update schedule?
Update schedule? What update schedule?
At least it was a clean toilet.
At least it was a clean toilet.
Seriously now, don't do it.
Seriously now, don't do it.
Administer directly to face. Each tablet contains 100mg wharrgarbl. Do not operate heavy machinery while using this product.
Administer directly to face. Each tablet contains 100mg wharrgarbl. Do not operate heavy machinery while using this product.
Side-effects include: kidney failure.
Side-effects include: kidney failure.
What? They're cool guys. We hang out all the time.
What? They're cool guys. We hang out all the time.
Well, it's one way to avoid corporate branding.
Well, it's one way to avoid corporate branding.
"Are you sure? You're messing with me again, aren't you?"
"Are you sure? You're messing with me again, aren't you?"
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