Wheelhaus

If those very special episodes of "Diff'rent Strokes" taught me anything as a kid, it's that a kidnapping is always good for a few laughs, everything works out fine in the end, and the experience is all but forgotten by the following week.

"Peashe hash cosht you yaw strength. Victory hash derfeated you." "What?" "You think daknush ish yaw ally? Thuh shadowsh betray you becaush they belong to me!" "Did anybody get that? Selena? You guys up in the rafters?" "I wush wunduring what would break fursht, yur shpirutt ow yur bawdy." "You're who's buddy? Whatever. Can we move this along? My back's not going to break itself."