Musical Hell

One singular missed opportunity.

It's a hard-knock reboot.

Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd, a movie that's kind of...maybe almost...good, in a way?

How do you turn a story about a girl who can't get a good night's sleep into an epic struggle between good and evil? Not very well, as it turns out.

A classic movie becomes a classic musical becomes a not-so-classic movie.

Yes, it's as bad as you've heard. If anything, it's worse.

In which Don Bluth tries to out-Disney his former employers.

High School Musical meets Monster High. They don't get along very well.

Just another day at the office for Mystery, Inc.--but with singing.

Hey, remember when there was no Christmas for like thirty years until a cloying orphan and her assorted companions brought it back? No? Well, according to this movie it happened. So there.