Offworld Cookery

Paul, Chico, and Alessandro are back with another season of outdoor food cockery! This time, these three English gents actually have a table! Can these posh pricks maintain such a high level of decorum?

There’s enough dope and rum in this breakfast that you’d swear it was straight from Sunnyvale. Join the Offworld Cookery team for an early-morning fucked-up exploration of the full English breakfast!

Join an expedition with revered winter big-bollocks Captain Scott in the ACTUAL barren terrain of Antarctica. Too much sugar, too much powdered shit, and not nearly enough women.

Chico makes the best of a medical emergency by not letting his kidney go to waste. Instead, he’s jamming it into a fucking pie, served alongside chicken soup and some kind of berry-nut-rum-jizz dessert!

Alessandro is under the frightening custody of Officer Paul Kerry, a man with no safe word. These three sorry shits manage to put together some horrible porridge, some surprising souffle, and dry prison brownies -- all before Judge Chico determines Alessandro’s fate.

It’s a tribute to a cinematic icon as the Offworld dicks dress like their favourite Mel Gibson characters and feast on Mel-inspired meals. Guest starring the voice-over talents of the raging, frothing, heavy-breathing maniac himself!

Time for some schoolyard nostalgia with two gonads known as "Sir" and "The Boy!" It's just like a day at school, except the milk gets you drunk and the science experiment gets you high!

Three ghoulish food fucks cook up some fearsome food, highlighted by a dessert of OJ Simpson's Gingerbread Glove. Meanwhile, glittery cock-faced Hitler pumpkin keeps grim watch.