My Dad Wrote a Porno

Tony agrees to Bella's promotion. Then, it's time for Belinda's big engagement at the O2, where she wows the audience with a nonstick tin wok giveaway.

Belinda reunites with the Duchess for a weekend at her lovely country home, and explores her collection of sex toys.

Belinda enjoys dinner with the Duke and Duchess and their high-society guests, all the while at the mercy of the Duchess's silver bullet.

The Duchess brings Belinda to a posh riding event. The women get randy on the ride home, then tragedy strikes on Belinda's journey back to the city.

Dr. Marco Origuez comes to Belinda's rescue and brings her back to London to evaluate her injuries.

Belinda attends a posh lunch meeting with Claus Bloch, and seals the deal with an animalistic sexual rendezvous.

Belinda heads to Belgium to meet with Alfonse Stirbacker. He brings her to a chocolate factory, where an attractive female chocolatier seduces Belinda in her enormous chocolate fountain.

Alfonse takes Belinda to an exclusive party at a members' club, which turns out to be a sex game.

Back in England, Belinda heads up to God's Own Country to meet with Yorkshire RSM Ken Dewsbury and resolve issues with a distributor—the only way she knows how.

Ken hosts Belinda at his basement flat in Leeds.

The Glee Team heads out for Giselle's hen do on a plane chartered by Hazel.

Giselle's hen do continues into the evening, and the Glee Team meets a young Swedish man who wishes to lose his virginity and learn about standard sex from them.

Des Martin brings Belinda to Bargain Basementland, where she meets the Schweinsteiger siblings.

After a successful day of business dealings, Belinda takes Des Martin home for a rendezvous at her central London apartment.

Herr Bish, a competitor to Steele's, meets with his mysterious "Special One" to discuss their plans to take over the world of pots and pans.