Must Be Dice

A band of half-pint sized heroes face fierce foes, perilous puzzles, and a comical cast of characters as they travel far and wide to save the heir to the throne. But does this group of unlikely adventurers have what it takes? Find out in this season of Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest! It's just like all your favorite fantasy TV shows minus the rings, towers, thrones, returned kings, wheels, songs, ice, or fire.

In which our fun-sized heroes outwit a witless bridge troll, battle waves of hungry cave worms, and one of our cast rolls their way into the great beyond... forever! Who will it be? Find out in this season of Must Be Dice: Super Princess Rescue Quest! It's just like all your favorite fantasy TV shows minus the rings, towers, thrones, returned kings, wheels, songs, ice, or fire.

One of our brave heroes has fallen into shadow. But a single halfling death is a small price to pay to save the magical duchess or sword or whatever. I don't really remember. I'm too distracted by Jon sweating through his Elizabethan Ruff.

In which our heroes burst forth from gelatinous cubes, battle the mother of spiders, obtain powerful mystical texts, and learn the frog word for ejaculate. Huzzah!

In which our heroes pass the pipe with giant vermin, battle the endless limbs of a rat king, accidentally learn to read, and say farewell to one of their own.

In which our heroes bid farewell to another of their party, travel in a most unusual floating conveyance, and destroy their enemies from within. Literally. It's gross.

In which our fearless, furry heroes finally breach the dreaded castle, meet a monstrous yet buxom princess, and debate the inherent value of cooz. Plus, a specter from the past return to impart much needed wisdom at a crucial moment and also talk about cooz.

In which our heroes whip a one eyed monster, enter an actual dungeon with an actual dragon, meet the dreaded King Modo, and relax to the sensual, soulful sounds of Luther Vandrox!

In which our fearless heroes engage in a battle most bloody with the dreaded King Modo, a conjoined princess finds their wealthy pervert, a play is held, and the world finally breaths a sigh of relief, knowing once and for all that reading is for nerds and losers.