Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

Spooky Fact - In college, Matt had to paint a bowl of fruit. Like 14 or 15 times. By comparison, he only got to paint 2-3 naked ladies. So yeah...that sucked.

Spooky Fact - Alien Resurrection was an actual film that got released. People actually financed and directed this thing into existence. Fucking terrifying.

Spooky Fact - Children are basically fucking terrifying and ruin people's lives without thinking twice about it. No wonder the Devil likes them so much.

Spooky Fact - NASA wastes like a billion dollars every day on stupid space shit.

Spooky Fact - Schools just amount to desolate dark hallways filled with only pain and embarrassment. Trust us, we know.

Spooky Fact - There is nothing scarier than realizing you have wrongly recorded audio on your internal speakers and not your mic. BOO!

Spooky Fact - You're not even really safe within the confines of your home? Fuck me! I guess if you jump in the air, that 1 second you're off the ground is the only time one can truly be at peace.

Spooky Fact - I'm pretty sure Sean Bean must be the grim reaper disguised under the mortal coil of a handsome British man. How else could he have survived death so many times?

Spooky Fact - There isn't anything spookier than accidentally recording with an internal speaker and not your mic! Sorry!

Spooky Fact - Before Let's Playing, Pat often dreamed of using his natural physical abilities to become a Scissorman a few years ago. But he found it was a lot of work.

Spooky Fact - During college, Matt and Pat were invited to tons of parties, and were super popular. They didn't spend their nights like losers, alone in their mom and dad's houses, playing video games all night long. No way.

Spooky Fact: In England they call things different names than other countries. Also, they sound weird. I betcha Nightmare Creatures is called something stupid over there, like, "Fortnight Ghoulies" or some shit.

Spooky Fact - Matt and Pat run afoul some Irishmen! Now, being stalked and lost in the forest is bad enough...but being chased and lost in an IRISH Forest? JAYSIS!

Spooky Fact - While some may say that the butcher, the raging fires underneath the streets of Silent Hill or even the manifestations of someone's own GUILT are the true evils of the world...but we all know what the darkest, blackest evil is.... KONAMI.

Spooky Fact - Both Matt and Pat have each done a hard dime on the inside for various offenses.

Spooky Fact - In the 1930's, people were all basically weird mutants. They talked weird, they dressed weird, and a lot of them were poor for some reason. Lazy bums. The economy was doing great back then I'm pretty sure!

Spooky Fact - They call them fingers, but I never seem em' fing. Oh wait, there they go!

Spooky Fact - Stairs kill approximately four thousand children per second.

Spooky Fact - The asylum presented in Outlast is still a more fair and even-handed representation of a mental health facility than David Cage could do.

Spooky Fact - Did you know that Skeletons FORCE babies to accommodate their ever expanding growth? Against their own will? Skeletons are amazing!

Spooky Fact - Chefs are already pretty annoying to have to deal with in the best of times. But undead zombie chefs? During a fever-educed nightmare? Fuck.

Spooky Fact - Geo-political issues, overpopulation and global warming SEEM like important issues...but weird faces staring at you and creepy baby dolls are the real problems plaguing the earth.

Spooky Fact: Over 34,456 people are attacked by tentacles in Japan every hour.

Spooky Fact - Scientists have recently reported we unfortunately won't be able to nuke all of the oceans and their gross denizens until about 2035.

Spooky Fact - In the Pocono mountain region, 134 people who have weird polygonal PSX faces go missing every month.

Spooky Fact - Mannequins are pretty sexy, all things considered.

Spooky Fact - Capcom thought Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City was a good idea, released it as a finished product and charged money for it.

Spooky Fact - In the land of the rising sun, and want to take your family to a fun and exciting destination? Why not visit the gorgeous suicide forest?

Spooky Fact - If you decide to go to a cabin on a lake with a bunch of your sexually active friends, just say, "How about we just stay in, Netflix and chill?"

Spooky Fact - The monsters in this house of jump scares main method of attack is HEART ATTACKS???

Spooky Fact - There's a slim chance we won't be able to nuke the oceans and it's disgusting inhabitants before the end of our lives. That's the spookiest of all thoughts!

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