Mad at the Internet

Tim Pool’s doormat doesn’t work, Chantal gets a nice postcard, and Ralph wins again.

I lose a box of silver, Pokimane loses 2 days of simp bucks, BBC gets protested, Sam Hyde loses fifteen grand making a documentary, Baked Alaska loses his case, Logan Paul loses three-and-a-half million dollars on Pokemon cards, Warski picks a fight with a man who has never lost in his life, and Kay forgets the cheese.

Your Internet daddy sucks, Ralph goes to Portugal, Fuentes gets subpoenaed, Spectre’s royal we gets someone in trouble, H3 gets remixed, Chantal premieres her season finale with Nader, Peetz shows an emotion, and Patrick Tomlinson loses – child!

Ralph goes to Portugal and gets his ass kicked.

iDubbbz releases a documentary, Ralph runs out of bridges to burn, and a philosopher elucidates his opinions on race relations.

Everything went quiet after the drama of last week, so I catch up on some topics and learn about a minor schizo.

When honking goes wrong, Louis Theroux and extremely online, and Trisha Paytas's anti-fans are angry she's pregnant.

The specific political distinction to which political actions and motives can be reduced is that between friend and enemy.

Court updates, Karens strike a blow at Chantal, “suspected pedophile influencer” gets slayed by a kween, and Russia’s little i интернет.

Lowtax’s mom dies, Drachenlord’s house dies, Nicocado’s neighbor dies, and Dave Rubin creates life rectally.

Pengo, writing an article, Jewel has a baby, Ralph has a baby, Narcissa gets banned from Twitch, Destiny gets banned from Twitch, Laura Southern gets ratio’d, Redemption of Peetz, and Tomlinson doesn’t get a restraining order against his stalker, stalker.

Keffals tries to ratio the forum, Peetz becomes Internet Famous, we honor a BIPOC, Alice accuses Ralph of surprising her in Las Vegas, and the forum is struck down.

Path.net legally threatens the site and I go over what brought down the forum on April Fool's. I then read Ralph and Alice texts for 2 hours to vibe.

During this Ramadan, reddit declares fatwa on a cat, Tomlinson brings a stalker to Milwaukee Sharia court, Ralph goes to a bowling alley and jihads Flamenco, and Chantal wants to behead those who put relish on burgers.

I go on a trip and come home to install Windows. Sligo is diverse, Elon Musk should hire me, H3H3 makes Hila cringe, Flamenco buys me a coffee, and I fill some dead air with dating profiles and ambulance sirens.

I have allergies, MOSCOW, I don't trust South Africans, Torba copes about Elon Musk, some lore discussion and catch-up with the usuals.

Walls fall out as Roe v. Wade might get overturned, a furry is 5 weeks clean, Judge Alito ratios Keffals, Fuentes wants to burn witches.

New US flag drops, TerraLuna crashes crypto again, Blizzard turns diversity into a science, cops ask if you're winning, Andy Dick joins IP2 and gets accused of 'sa'.

Monkeys strike back, the dead Internet, Australia is mad at the Internet, Ken Ashcorp releases a song, and manmade horrors beyond your comprehension.

Ethan Ralph returns to Portugal, Nick Fuentes gets sussy with the boys, iDubbbz gets a tattoo, and some adventures on TikTok.

I spend 2 weeks building a sluice gate, coming out as Ukraine-fluid, Rekieta starts GamerGate 2, Ethan Klein tries to be more like Sam Hyde, and Ralph (fat).

Take your Vitamin D, don’t get banned from YouTube, be careful what Steam groups you join, how to know if you’re a big P, Tim Pool’s Tactical Nuke, and an update on the Tranch.

The usual suspects were asleep this week, so in an unusually informal stream I cover odds and ends and regale chat with harrowing real-world tales of running a forum.

The USSC lays down the law by overturning the law, a giant demon leads a pride parade, Canada almost wins at something, and updates on the usual suspects.

Canada’s finest t-girl communist dabbles in findom only to discover the real paypigs are troubled teen boys on Twitch.

Some guy in Japan dies, Bald Dolphin, the Keffals fallout, R*cky B*rwick, OnA Cinematic Universe, and a white trash special.

Games of the future, everyone hates Flamenco, the great gunt hunt, Nick Fuentes and Hunter Biden, Godwinson and PPP, Keffals talks to a real woman, and a plural system attempts to kill themselves.

Quadball, skeleton beach trips, furry picnics, Jim talks to PPP, Ralph does stuff, Keffals comments on my Starcraft career, Didi stole Chantal’s man and reaps the rewards.

Following up on stories from the past weeks, Patrick’s police problems, Ralph’s continued baby mama drama, Sam Hyde’s gambit.

Ethan Reklein, WingsOfRedemption’s fabric softener, Archie followup, Tim Locksneed, and the simp uprising against a bunny rabbit in a fox costume.

Wings of Redemption just wanted to have a good stream - have a good time, Keffals just wanted to have a good stream - have a good time, Squizxy lives by the sword and dies by the sword, the Vickers-Ralph Pact crumbles, and remembering Terry Davis with cool indie video games.

The tranch's meat cleaver, anime and lawsuits, May's games, Ralph's old horse and new horse, and the on-going Pizza Day Crisis.

Internet demons conspire to #DropKiwiFarms.

Matthew Prince puts out a bold statement explaining their Terms of Service and desire to not moderate the Internet as the #DropKiwiFarms storm rages on.

Cloudflare relents to #DropKiwiFarms at 6pm on a Saturday on Labor Day Weekend, two days after putting out a statement reaffirming their stance against content moderation.

After getting hacked and taking a week off to deal with a personal emergency, I'm back, and so is my shitty website.

With the arrival of fall and the month of Halloween, things are looking up.

We build back better and return to tradition. The CEO's bedroom problems, Boogie's cryptocurrency, Ye goes #DEATHCON3, Jon Stewart acts a lot like Jon Leibowitz, and Dong Gon admits the war is not necessarily developing in his favor.

Ethan Klein starts writing the opposite of Schindler's List, Dong Gon's consent accidents, al-Chantal is engaged, Ralph sharts (and sees his son), Baked's miracle, Biden invites a skinwalker for cookies, and Machines have killed art and enslaved the coomer race.

After 11 months of getting Zayo set up, they block our network and terminate service in fewer than 12 hours thanks to Blake Willis out of Zayo Paris. With Tier 1 ISPs denying service to individual websites, is the Big-I Internet dead?

The Internet splits into the internets, and Americans find themselves unable to access an American website.

Drachenlord gets a documentary, "Transphobes Posting Ls" bones a dog, furries want to vore me, H3 proves comedy is dead, Chantal gets married, Amberlynn has withdrawals, and an update on the attacks.

I have audio issues for 5 continuous minutes, the British Treasury joins Discord, transgender people in San Francisco get free money, Japan says trans rights, and Ben Collins (NBC News) sends Keffals a tip (allegedly).

I enjoy a Thanksgiving Day pizza and pie, NBC journalist hack Ben Collins blames a non-binary shooter on a webforum, traumatized Twitter censors take to the media, and Nick Fuentes is seen with Kanye West having dinner with Donald Trump and Milo Yiannopolis.

China learns to go fast, pup play in nuclear waste, Balenciaga's photo shoots, Ralph's chair, Patrick Tomlinson has fun on Twitter, Nick Fuentes's take on sex with women being gay goes national, Kanye talks about Jews.

The last MATI of 2022! This year in review, we look at: the USA, Ukraine, Chantal, Peetz, Keffals, LifeByJen, Trisha Paytas, Kino Casino, Mister Metokur, Ethan Ralph, and more.