The new year has a body count. But the show will not be stopped.

Tonight is not a night for laughter. Tonight is the night Henry Zebrowski decided to tell the truth about UFOs. A second time.

Ed uses his HAMDATE to pay tribute a departed friend on the 5th anniversary of his passing. And to also play unrelated peepee and slapping videos.

A new bloodsport determines who among the LPN workforce is the EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

Marcus leads Ed & Jackie on an odyssey through the wonders of microwave cooking. And Jazzercise.

The laughter has returned to Henry's mandate. But he has a serious question for you.

Hamdate the Fourth is here: wherein Ed shares his deep affinity for Famous Amos.

The employee hunger games are back on. Who will ascend to Employee Of The Month status? And what prize will it net them?

It happened. It really happened. And a very specific word gets served.

Don't be an accuser of the brethren, we're trying to help you!

Ed brings the heat and the ham as he guides us through the mysterious world of mermaids and more.

The people who work here are absolutely fine, as evidenced by these eclectic staff picks. We are fine. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

Marcus teaches us how to park, what trees taste like, and who to call when you need a good cry. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

They tried to stop him, but the truth is too powerful (and not a laughing matter.) Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

Ed Larson is just the kind of selfless guy who would sacrifice his own hamdate to celebrate 40 years of Zebrowski.

Be sure to add "look up deranged videos" to your company time cards - it's Staff Picks VI. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

If you enjoy hard-hitting pizza commercial analysis, this is your episode and yours alone. Others may watch it with you, but no one can watch it for you. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

This is Henry. He's not like the other men on the internet. He's real. And he's got some redacted videos to show you. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut - every last clip of nude men and/or their poopoo - every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

What if shrimp had ribs? Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

What did the LPN worker gremlins have in store for the boys this week? Who walked with their money satchel $100 heavier? Watch and learn. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

Texas Marcus has such sights to show you. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

Henry would like to introduce you to his unique internet friends. And his feet. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream live & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET/6p PT

Rest in ham, Skeeter Snitherworth. This content is dedicated to you. In solemn observance of Skeeter's passing, 10p ET / 7p PT will be the new standard time for LSOTL YouTube replay premieres going forward. But Patreon subscribers can catch the stream LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Our staff put in the work to make sure that you, dear viewer, will probably hate something shown here. Alternately, your fancies may be tickled. It's just that kinda grab gag. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Marcus wanted to celebrate some nice ladies this week. But there's still plenty of room for very specific internet creatures and male breast closeups. Patreon subscribers can catch the stream LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

NASA's reckoning arrives in the form of cosmic storm Zebrowski. Plus: new fun shapes! Patreon subscribers like Bill Nelson can catch the stream LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Ed has a special vacation video to share with you. Dobby leaves the boys with many unsolved mysteries. And apparently Cher doesn't want you to have any reggae unless you go to her YouTube channel. Patreon subscribers can get some reggae LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Some are saying that men are no longer celebrated. Well, the LPN staff banded together to accidentally pay tribute. Patreon subscribers can experience subway feasts LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Carolina takes the wheel for a rare guest mandate as the remnants of Henry & Marcus' jetlagged souls hang on for dear life. SEE YOU AFTER OUR SUMMER BREAK - NEXT EPISODE WILL HIT YOUTUBE ON 9/12 Patreon subscribers can experience full surgical presentations LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT