SAVE THE DATE: 9/9/09!

...or why I hate Nickelback.

Regular blankets are confusing. The WTF Blanket will cripple your social life!

Jesus Christ, that's one unnecessarily absorbent sponge.

Dude, it's not weird if you say "no homo" at the end. Seriously.

Many will enter...EVERYONE will win!

For those who're wondering, that's my enV Touch alongside the iPhone. And before you all call me an Apple-hater and such, let it be known that I edited this video on my Macbook and own a first-gen iTouch. I just think these constant "updates" for the iPhone are overpriced and ridiculous. So now your argument is invalid. Preemptive defense for the win!

What if Michael Bay directed the classic children's book "The Very Hungry Caterpillar?" It'd be awesome, that's what.

The best backwards robe JUST GOT BETTER!

Your dog will PAW his TAIL at these DOGGONE awful puns.

SAVE THE DATE: 9/9/09!

Here it is, the video you've been waiting for. Well, some of you, anyway. It's the Backstreet Boys and N'SYNC members versus 155 random fans...and everyone's clueless

WHAT A TWIST!

Parody of the travesty that is "New Moon".

Had our dog put down today. She was quiet, adorable, and hated being picked up/cuddled. But she was also lazy and wouldn't really protest being cuddled (aside from groaning). We had her put down because she lost nearly all her sight and hearing, had stopped eating, and couldn't move around very much at all. She starred in such viral hits as "New Moon in a Minute" and "WTF Blanket 3," and I've had her since I was 6. She will be missed.

I was supposed to see "Avatar" today but was conveniently snowed in (wonder if ticket sales will be affected by this blizzard?). So I shot this instead.

Finally, an educated review of James Cameron's 3D masterpiece. DELTA SIGMA DELTA!