Funhaus Comments

In case you think you should be all clever and make a "funny" comment in the hopes that we'll see it and say your name or something...don't. Please. Just don't.

This week, we respond to your criticisms by telling you why all your comments about us are wrong. Did you expect us to agree with you? Did you think that you know our opinions better than we do? Just who the hell do you think you are, mister? Where do you get off? Who's running this channel, you or me? Let me tell YOU, something pal - why don't you get off your high horse and come down to our office and say this shit to our face. YOU MADE JAMES CRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? GET OVER HERE, BIG MAN. DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU!!

Ohhhhh boy did we get some great comments this week. Ranging from "YOU GUYS ARE WRONG ABOUT THE INTERNET" to "YOU GUYS ARE DUMB", your sweet, sweet comments gave us lots of creative, constructive criticism. And you know what? We're going to take your advice. From now on, we'll be more open minded. We'll try to include the opinions of every single person with an internet connection. We're going to take into account the full range of ideas, and we're only going to tell you guys what you want to hear from now on. All we want to do is confirm your personal beliefs. That's what we're going to do! Or we could just tell you you're a bunch of knobs. Except you. You're still our #1.

Dear Audience: Let us make something clear: we never intend to offend anyone. Sometimes, in the course of commenting on the really crappy games we play, we veer into subjects that might serve as sensitive flashpoints for different people. That's kind of the nature of the stream-of-consciousness commentary we do - anything goes in the context of the gameplay. After we're done recording, our editors cherry pick what we think are the most entertaining or interesting moments. Sometimes those moments are as innocuous as Bruce farting, and sometimes they're a little more edgy. And that's ok - we work on the internet, right? No matter what we do, someone is probably going to be offended by something we say, in almost every video we upload. And, unfortunately, we can't excise every single joke at the expense of triggering someone. Down that path leads milquetoast, boring, bland content that - let's be honest here - no one would want to watch. So please trust us when we say that no joke we make is ever in malice. In fact, most of them are at our own expense: mocking our stupidity, our ignorance, or our lack of professionalism. We love ALL of our fans, and we consider it an honor that you'd spend even a little time with you guys every day. Also: butts are always funny. Love, Funhaus

The Comments show is our opportunity to dig deep into the conversations our videos started over the last week and find the most interesting, thought-provoking responses you guys and gals had to our videos. We get to address those comments in a rational, interesting way. This show allows us to have an ongoing back and forth with you, the viewer, about issues you think are interesting or relevant to our videos. In the past, our dialogue has ranged from discussing our perceived bias for certain games or consoles, our insensitivity, and our video production quality. It's a great forum to let you know what we're thinking, and how we view our most valuable asset: you guys! We spend all week curating our individual choices for comments, cherry-picking what we think represents the best of the best from the last week. And then there's Spoole, who does zero work, comes in late, and chooses random shitty jokes. Thanks for undermining the show concept, Spoole.

Gosh, that's a lot of places to source questions from. Do you realize how much work we all do to find the best, most interesting questions for these videos (about Bruce's farts)? We go to three TOTALLY DIFFERENT URLs so that we can have an engaging conversation (about Bruce's farts). All week long we watch your responses to our videos. Each day we sift through thousands of comments (about Bruce's farts) and, over the course of the week, log the best ones (about Bruce's farts) into a document. Once in the document, we'll each take 2-3 things you guys said (about Bruce's farts). Sometimes one of us won't have time to find a question (about Bruce's farts), so we're able to easily reassign one or two leftover comments (about Bruce's farts) to that person. Then, once the entire document (about Bruce's farts) is compiled, we're ready to shoot! Each shoot takes about 15-20 minutes - we usually do them on Monday mornings, but this week we had Monday off, so we had to talk (about Bruce's farts) on Tuesday morning. The footage is then edited - sometimes the show runs a little long, so we have to remove a question (about Bruce's farts) occasionally. Anyway, not sure why I'm telling you guys all this - just wanted to give an insight into how the show works, I guess. Go ahead and subscribe if you liked this, give a like, and maybe leave a comment (about Bruce's farts).

Comment show, oh comment show We only choose the best Comment show, oh comment show We hope you are impressed We take your dumb dumb ramblings And then make fun of you But don't get butthurt, don't get sad We know we're stupid too Comment show, oh comment show A Youtube work of art Comment show, oh comment show Here's one on Bruce's fart