Have you heard, Loyal Theorists? McDonald’s is giving away FREE food for LIFE! All you have to do is enter their “Gold Card” contest! Unlimited Big Macs, Chicken McNuggets, and McRibs? That’s the dream! Well, maybe not. . . You see, there’s something DISTURBING that McDonald’s doesn’t want you to know. Today I’m revealing McDonald’s dirty little Gold Card secret!

If MrBeast offered you a FREE trip to Paris, would you take it, Loyal Theorists? The only contingency is that you must bring him back one baguette. One lucky student took the offer, and Jimmy Beast filmed the whole thing! But, there was one issue... it was totally ILLEGAL! Let me break it down...

The Waffle House has found its new host! That’s right, Loyal Theorists, you’ve seen the meme going around YouTube. . . but I ACTUALLY found the new host. I sorted through every character I could imagine so we could find the perfect new Waffle House host. Watch to see who I’d hire!

What if I told you that Panera is deceiving you, Loyal Theorists? No, not because of their tasty bread bowls or mac & cheese. But because of their CHARGED Lemonades! This started as a theory, but it turned into something MUCH more serious. It certainly made me revved up and ready to warn you about the dangers of caffeine...

Have you heard about the Carolina Reaper, Loyal Theorist? It’s been known as the HOTTEST pepper in the world for the past ten years! But a new competitor has just entered the arena, and it puts the Reaper to SHAME! With these spicy peppers on my mind, I had to wonder if any hot pepper could actually kill you? Answer: it may shock you!

“Now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs” woah, woah, woah! Hold up there, Gaston. FIVE DOZEN eggs?! Now I don’t know about you, Loyal Theorists, but that seems a bit excessive. Not only do I think Gaston CAN’T eat all those eggs, but I also wonder what his consumption is doing to the local town in Beauty and the Beast, especially with the current egg crisis. To find the answers, you’ll just have to watch.

We’ve all heard the old wives tale that “an apple a day keeps the doctor away.” But is this REALLY true? Can a good, ole red delicious actually keep your body in tip-top shape? Well after doing my research, Loyal Theorists, I found that apples ARE actually doing something to our bodies, just not what you’d expect…

Inflation is getting out of hand! With rising gas prices, egg shortages, and interest rates, most of us are looking to save a buck where we can. And a great way to do that is buy buying BULK! Or is it actually the way to go? We’re breaking down the biggest myth when it comes to Costco and the best hacks for saving money at your local retailer.

Have you ever eaten something and thought “wow, this tastes like CHICKEN”? If so, you’re not alone. Whether it’s eating gator or another piece of exotic meat, there’s actually a reason for you’re tasting chicken in everything you eat. Watch to find out why.

Logan Paul and KSI’s new business endeavor, Prime, is taking the world by STORM as the official sports hydration drink of the UFC and Arsenal fútbol club. People of all ages are loving the flavorful taste. But there’s something off about the whole thing. Is it actually healthy? And can this REALLY be better than Gatorade? Let’s break down everything you need to know about Prime!

Welp, just like the good ole’ Tide Pods Challenge from 2018, another bizarre trend is taking over the youth of America: BORGs. College students across the country are drinking “Black Out Rage Gallons.” But, what are they? And is there ANY benefit to them? Grab your straw and let’s find out!

Has't thee ever been to Medieval Times? It’s a dinner experience hath built for a king! Enter the castle, gaze upon the jousting tournament, and enjoyeth a dinner with a giant turkey leggeth, mead, and all! But is any of this actually authentic? Let’s findeth out…

Adding spices to your food is not abnormal. In fact, many of us CRAVE them! Of course they’re tasty on chicken, steak, corn, and everything in between, but there is a MUCH deeper reason to why we use spices. Watch to find out what it is…

Ew, have you seen Pepsi’s brand NEW logo? It’s… well, not the most appealing. And while the internet is ABLAZE with hatred over this change, we’re here to show you why Pepsi actually just made a genius move.

Logan Paul is BACK at it again with Prime. But this time he’s promoting Prime Energy! It’s supposed to be the BEST new energy drink that knocks out the rest of the competition. Monster? Red Bull? Ghost? No WAY do they stand up. Or do they? Is Logan Paul just lying to us again? Let’s find out…

Are you a fan of the Blue Raspberry flavor, Theorist? Sour Patch Kids, ICEE Pops, Prime… it all tastes SO delicious. But have you ever stopped to wonder: what is blue raspberry? It’s not like blue raspberries grow in the wild. So what gives? Let’s dive into the world of BLUE!

Loyal Theorist, what would you do if you cloned a 10,000 year old Woolly Mammoth? Would you ride on its back? Keep it as a pet? Or create a GIANT meatball out of it? Well, if you’re the scientists at Forged by Vow, then that’s exactly what you’re doing, creating a mammoth meatball, that is. But why would they do this and is it going to affect us? Because as we all know, life finds a way…

What is the BEST way to stop the heat of a spicy hot wing? We’ve tested some zany solutions in the past, but this episode it’s about to get weirder. Hang with us as we complete the Hot Ones Challenge and try not to die from the heat overload. Plus stick around to the end for a challenge 10x worse than ANY of the Last Dab hot sauce. Get ready, Loyal Theorist, because we’re about to turn up the HEAT to a whole new level!

Peanut Butter is now a liquid. Yes, you read that correctly, Loyal Theorist. That smooth, gooey, creamy peanut-y goodness is now classified as a liquid by the TSA. And that means you can NO longer fly with it on an airplane (unless it’s under 3oz, of course). But why? Why would the TSA do this? And will you never be able to eat peanuts, peanut butter cookies, or a Butterfinger on an airplane again? Let’s find out!

Let’s get one thing straight, Loyal Theorist: McDonald’s Sprite straight up SLAPS! There is no Sprite more fizzy and satisfying than the one from your local Mickey D’s. But why? WHY is this the case? Is there more carbonation? More syrup? Does the STRAW somehow play an effect? Or are the machines just built differently? There’s a reason your McDonald’s Sprite tastes spicy, and we’re here to share the REAL answer behind this fizzy phenomenon!

Have you seen the Domino’s Pizza mascot, Loyal Theorist? The “Noid,” as they call him, is Domino’s arch nemesis who attempts to thwart every pizza delivery that he can. And let us tell you, this guy is straight up NIGHTMARE fuel! From his wacked out eyes to his goody ears, you must find a way to AVOID the Noid. Sure, he’s the craziest-looking fast food pizza mascot and is scarier than anything Pizza Hut or Papa John’s have ever produced. But there is something Dominos isn’t telling you… and the DARK secret about the Noid may haunt your dreams for years to come!

When is the last time you went to Starbucks, Loyal Theorist? Was it all the way back in September for a pumpkin spice latte? Or are you a regular Starbucks coffee drinker who prefers the iced caramel macchiato? Either way, you’re in for a REAL treat on your next Starbucks run because the company is putting OLIVE OIL in your coffee. Sure, it sounds gross; but it gets way worse…

You’ve heard it said before: I’m so hungry I could eat a horse. Of course, it’s just an exaggeration. But you KNOW we couldn’t just leave it at that. Where does the phrase come from? And could you ACTUALLY eat a whole horse? Let’s find out!

Coca-Cola… you know it, you love it. But you better cherish it while you can. Why? Well, the end of Coke is right around the corner! That’s right, Loyal Theorists, it’s time to start hoarding a fridge full of Coca-Cola because in a few short years it may become a relic of the past. So crack open a cold can and let us explain…

McDonald’s released the Grimace Shake to honor Grimace’s 52nd birthday. But ever since then, murders and strange events have been popping up EVERYWHERE. Uh oh! What is actually happening here? Is Grimace to blame? Or does Ronald McDonald hold a part in this giant mess? The Grimace Shake may be discontinued, but that doesn’t stop us from theorizing about all the MYSTERIES surrounding the viral TikTok trend. Let’s figure this out!

Goldfish Crackers are the snack that smiles back! But why did NO ONE stop to question why these crackers smile?! Are they really happy or is it actually a sinister smile? Well, Loyal Theorists, we dove into the Goldfish Crackers LORE to discover everything you need to know about the crackers, and you’re not going to like what we found out!