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It begins! A new arc, one that will probably release weekly... Boba fett! and his uhhh, empire, it's uhh, he's crime lord man now and he's gonna shoot his gun and blast his bombs and fly around the Sarlacc Pit or somethin. Join the Fappers!!! as they venture forth into this new show, hoping for something resembling writing.

And already we have episode 2! THE GUN TRAIN! The epic episode in which the dreaded Gun Train crosses paths with Boba Fett, will Fett be able to defeat this wild creature? Will he discover the gold within? Will he earn the raiders trust? discover the answers to these mysteries in this episode that finally answers the question of... Who wins in a fight? Boba Fett... or The Gun Train.

Uhh, yeah, it's no secret that we thought this show was ass already but this episode wanted to make more than just us take issue with it. Boba and his team of Cyberpunk rejects will take on a Wookie Bounty Hunter and The Twins, only for us to see what is quite possibly the biggest aesthetic clash in Star Wars history.

It would seem the flashbacks have now led us to the arrival of Fennec Shand in Bob's life as well as a return to the Sarlacc to... collect his armour..? Wait, wuh. Also he has a new quest, to retrieve the fire- SLAVE 1

Welcome everyone to Mandalorian Season 3! The EFAP crew have begun a new adventure into a brand new tv show, or, wait wuh... No it's a- he's wait is Boba Fett even in this!?

With the penultimate episode on the way, Lucasfilm treat us all to a wonderful Mandalorian cameo! ...and with only one episode to come, we are gifted with an Ashoka Tano cameo! ...and with just a single chapter on the way, they give us a cool Cobb Vanth cameo! ...and with the last show coming, they give us a fabulous Luke Skywalker cameo! ...and with the final instalment approaching, they give us a Grogu cameo! ...and with the only feature remaining before the finale, they give us a pretty dang swiggle swaggle bing bang awesome Cad Bane cameo! I think there was a story in there?

Here we are... ladies and gentlemen... The final episode of The Book of Boba Fett, a show that has brought countless people together through entertaining drama and comedic beats proving that Star Wars has truly been rescued by the combined might of Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni. Though in the world of EFAP, it would seem these souless husks of men have found some things to nitpick, it seems they can simply never have satisfaction. Not even when a Rancor is mounted by Boba Fett. I hope you enjoy this conclusion to a long ride through a very terrible and disjointed series of strange events in the world of Star Wars, myself and Fringy worked through many nights to get it done right and quick.