What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Zack Snyder's Watchmen? Watch Garyx's analysis about Demi Moore and the Blurred Lines (not the song) of Superhero-dom.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Disney's Aladdin? Garyx explains Aladdin, the cave of Oneders, and Jafar's Capitalist Philosophy.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon David Yates' Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2? Garyx re-examines Harry Potter and how it hates fascists.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Disney's Beauty and the Beast? Does this movie value physical beauty over everything else?

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Scott Derrickson's Doctor Strange? Strange studies super hard and reads a whole bunch of library books, almost as if he’s never heard of Thug Notes.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Terry Gilliam's Brazil?

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Denis Villeneuve's Arrival? Starring thirty-eight time Oscar nominee and zero time Oscar winner Amy Adams, long may she reign.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon M. Night Shyamalan's Split? The director himself is “split” into two different people: a competent director and one of the shittiest directors of all time.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Ridley Scott's Prometheus?

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Alex Garland's Ex Machina?

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Jordan Peele's Get Out? Garyx tries to make sense of these earthlings.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon James Mangold's Logan?

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Amy Heckerling's Clueless? Watch Garyx get slapped around when trapped in Cher-speak while discussing the superficial meaning behind this movie.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away? Poor Garyx had to watch this artifact uncensored, but he made it though to provide you with the critical messages in the movie.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon James Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained?

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon William Friedkin's The Exorcist?

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Christopher Nolan's The Prestige?

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Pete Docter's UP? This movie reminds earthlings to enjoy the simple things in life.

What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Mary Harron's American Psycho?