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God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.

You wanted to meet the bull, Mike? Well, ya get the horns, son.

Corrections are a messy, messy business.

I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.

I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.

I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.

Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you're open to possibilities.

Keep the initiative today, lf you can move faster than the competition, that's all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.

If you're in a debate, don't back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You'll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it's needed to control the situation.

Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you're determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don't get too excited, Lieutenant, because it's time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people's help to get them done.