Dungeon Soup

It's not that he can't bed m'lady, it's just that doing so goes against his oath.

It may be a good idea to wear headphones and lock your bedroom door before playing the spiciest D&D game of the decade.

How do you kill that which has no life? You'll come to learn it's kind of a trick question.

A man finds something he can't pass up while browsing his local magic shop. Featuring a very special guest... The one and only ‪@Joel-Haver‬!

The most renowned vampire in D&D discovers not all men are just a miserable pile of secrets.

An adventurer becomes best friends with an adorable squirrel! What could go wrong?

WHAT'S THE FIRST RULE OF WIZARD KING'S COURT? Shoot I actually forget... I must be getting Wizard Dementia.

Wait, you're telling me the king's advisor might actually be evil??? Inconceivable!

Huh? I can't wish for infinite wishes? Ok no problem.

You must be this pure to ride the Pegasus ☝️

Relax dude... Medusa's gaze can't kill you. You just experience your final seconds of consciousness till time eternal.

"Double, double, toil and trouble." said the Barbarian.

He's not a bad guy, he just doesn't g'know any better.

Well, you know what they say about big blades... ... Big monologues.

That's one salty ghost.

Legends speak of a Wizard who learned spells so horrible they were never to be spoken, in fear they might fall into the wrong hands. The bad news is he spoke them... The good news is no one could understand what he was saying.

Barbarian meets a new friend and decides to embark on a side quest to teach him the meaning of life.

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Featuring ‪@Joel-Haver‬ as Dinglemire!

...That's a lot of nuts!

Man I don't know, that apple does look most juicy.

Just two best friends havin' fun on the beach!

Oh Snaketongue... What is he cooking up now??

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