Two and a Half Men

  • Score 8.4
  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,1k
  • Rank #67
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 9


You need to be logged in to mark episodes as watched. Log in or sign up.

Season 10 Discuss
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Air date
Sep 27, 2012
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
A Big Bag of Dog
Air date
Oct 04, 2012
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Air date
Oct 11, 2012
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Air date
Oct 18, 2012
A friend's visiting daughter makes Walden feel his age.
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Air date
Oct 25, 2012
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose.
Ferrets, Attack
Air date
Nov 01, 2012
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Air date
Nov 08, 2012
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
Something My Gynecologist Said
Air date
Nov 15, 2012
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
I Scream When I Pee
Air date
Nov 29, 2012
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
One Nut Johnson
Air date
Dec 06, 2012
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Air date
Dec 13, 2012
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Welcome to Alancrest
Air date
Jan 03, 2013
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Air date
Jan 10, 2013
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Air date
Jan 31, 2013
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Air date
Feb 07, 2013
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Air date
Feb 14, 2013
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Air date
Feb 21, 2013
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
The 9:04 from Pemberton
Air date
Mar 07, 2013
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Air date
Mar 14, 2013
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Air date
Apr 04, 2013
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
Another Night with Neil Diamond
Air date
Apr 25, 2013
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
My Bodacious Vidalia
Air date
May 02, 2013
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
10x23 Season finale
Cows, Prepare to be Tipped
Air date
May 09, 2013
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

If there are missing episodes or banners (and they exist on TheTVDB) you can request an automatic full show update:

Request show update

If you like this show, you may also enjoy: