Kissing Bearded Men, Knowing How to Cook like a lady

Spending time in Bible Class, Not becoming a zookeeper, Buying a Yacht

Being on Australia's Stamps, Not giving Les Patterson enough stage time

Johnny Vegas talks about his desperation to become a professional breakdancer which haunted him throughout his teenage years. He gives a television exclusive by dancing for cash - from body popping to a swallow dive through to the show stopper; a back flip, with a little help from Dara. And not many shows would have a star confessing to having produced a fluorescent poo as a guilty child!

The comedienne recalls her ambitions to be a classical actress, and the criticism she received in her previous career from Ian McKellen and Judi Dench

His time in a Private School in Ipswich, A Gig he did at the Royal Albert Hall, Not being in a Rock band, becoming fat