This Is Not Happening

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Marc Maron - The Legend of Frankie Bastille
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Marc Maron describes a fellow comedian from his early stand-up days who taught him the true meaning of professionalism.
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Duncan Trussell - Dying on Acid
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After almost choking to death on a piece of string at a Grateful Dead concert, Duncan Trussell comes to a life-altering realization.
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Keegan-michael Key - Picking Up a Crackhead
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Keegan-Michael Key gets more than he bargained for when he decides to give a stranger a ride.
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Bobby Lee deals with addiction and withdrawal while trying to perform on national television.
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Bobby Lee - Sketch Comedy on Vicodin
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Bobby Lee deals with addiction and withdrawal while trying to perform on national television.
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Ari Shaffir - Smuggling Weed
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When Ari Shaffir tries to covertly carry pot gummy bears through customs in Australia, he runs into some trouble.
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Will Weldon - The Worst Second Date Ever
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Will Weldon slowly discovers that he is on a date with a frighteningly unstable person.
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Paul Scheer - Dog-Shitting Operation
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Paul Scheer and his wife conduct a covert investigation to catch the person responsible for ruining their lawn.
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Bert Kreischer - Fighting a Bear
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Bert Kreischer gets into serious trouble when he tries to wrestle a bear for his television show.
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Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot
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Ali Siddiq finds himself in a tough spot when he realizes that he's completely unprepared for an impending prison riot.
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Starlee Kine - A Mysterious Fear of Dancing
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Starlee Kine tries to pinpoint the moment in her life when her intense fear of dancing took hold.
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Ralphie May - Gay Wedding
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Ralphie May and his son learn valuable life lessons while attending the wedding of two men.
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Rob Corddry - Hot Rod Fence
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When Rob Corddry's neighbor rats him out for having an illegal fence, his wife accidentally gets even with her.
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Tom Papa - Zen Father
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Tom Papa knows he has to protect his daughters from teenage boys because he used to be one himself.
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Marc Maron - Brain Cancer
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Marc Maron goes to a neurologist to find out if the brain cancer he made up is actually real.
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Kevin Christy - Turning Down Sex
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While traveling for an acting job, Kevin Christy gets propositioned by the hottest woman he's ever seen.
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Ari Shaffir - Butt Stuff
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Ari Shaffir tries something different in bed, but it goes very, very poorly.
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Big Jay Oakerson - Luis & The Dog
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After Big Jay Oakerson gets a late-night invitation from his neighbor, he witnesses something that he never thought he'd see.
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Barry Rothbart - Going to Atlantic City with Papa
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While in Atlantic City for his eighteenth birthday, Barry Rothbart obeys his father's wishes and hires a prostitute.
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Iliza Shlesinger - Lying Brian
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Iliza Shlesinger has a momentary lapse in judgment and gets involved with a man she met on an airplane.
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Big Jay Oakerson - Truth Or Dare
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After a risque game of truth or dare, Big Jay Oakerson finds himself in the middle of a confusing orgy.
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Ms. Pat - Meeting Jimmy Carter
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When Ms. Pat was working the register at McDonald's, a customer came in whom she was almost certain she recognized.
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Giulia Rozzi - Poop Hand
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Giulia Rozzi finds out firsthand that New York City is a disgusting place to live.
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Ms. Pat - Life-saving Titties
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Back in Ms. Pat's drug-dealing days, she found out the importance of having big breasts.
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D.L. Hughley - Neighborhood Stories
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D.L. Hughley explains how growing up in Los Angeles shaped the way he sees the world.
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Steve Rannazzisi - Rock'n'Roll Ralphs
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While on a mission for a late-night snack, a very drunk Steve Rannazzisi gets into a heated argument in a Ralphs parking lot.
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Sean O'Connor - Messing with Bojay
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Sean O'Connor sees something truly unforgettable during his freshman year biology class.
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Jay Larson - Gorilla in the Morning Contest
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Jay Larson does whatever it takes to win a morning radio contest on the side of the road.
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Ari Shaffir - Tattletale
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When an old classmate asks Ari Shaffir for a favor, he thinks back to how she treated him in high school before answering.
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Cy Amundson - Bus People
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Cy Amundson ends up in the middle of a good old-fashioned Southern parking lot fight during a long bus trip to Texas.
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Cristela Alonzo - Flying with a Jewish Boyfriend
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Before they can go on a romantic getaway, Cristela Alonzo and her boyfriend have to make it through airport security.
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Joe Rogan - Hotel Fire
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Joe Rogan discovers exactly how dangerous sleeping pills can be when he gets evacuated from his hotel room in the middle of the night.
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Tom Segura - Meeting Bruce Bruce
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Tom Segura runs into fellow comic Bruce Bruce on a flight and finds out that he has a very particular taste in comedy.
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Bobby Lee - Farting in a Coworker's Mouth
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After Bobby Lee follows his instincts at "MADtv," he ends up in a bit of legal trouble.
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Pete Carboni - Mushrooms On a Monday
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Pete Carboni explains how taking drugs with Ari Shaffir led to him reconciling with his horrible ex-girlfriend.
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Joey Diaz - True Friendship At A Memorial Service
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Joey Diaz details his relationship with his mother's best friend and how it shaped his definition of friendship.
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Ari Shaffir & Pete Carboni - First Mushroom Trip
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During a camping trip, Mat Edgar and Ari Shaffir did a bunch of drugs, tried to find the set of "M*A*S*H" and ran into some suspicious police officers.
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Andrew Santino - A String Cheese Incident
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After Andrew Santino went to a jam band concert on shrooms, he made an ill-advised trade with a woman selling lemonade.
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Ari Shaffir & Mat Edgar - Camping on Mushrooms
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During a camping trip, Mat Edgar and Ari Shaffir did a bunch of drugs, tried to find the set of "M*A*S*H" and ran into some suspicious police officers.
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Dan Cummins - An Acid Trip To Vegas
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Dan Cummins ofrecalls the time when he did a bunch of LSD in Las Vegas and completely lost touch with reality.
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Henry Rollins - Punk Rock Hyenas
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Punk icon Henry Rollins tells a story about a woman taking him on a terrifying journey while they were both tripping on acid in the 80s.
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Ben Roy - A Masturbation Accident
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When Ben Roy couldn't find any porn on his hotel television, he started masturbating to what he thought was the sound of his neighbors having sex -- but he was wrong.
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Ari Shaffir - A Peculiar Dog
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When Ari Shaffir stayed at a friend's apartment for a few months, he tried to train a dog with very strange tastes.
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Jim Breuer - Bombing in Sears
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When Jim Breuer prank called the Sears he worked at as former Libyan Prime Minister Muammar al-Gaddafi, his coworker took him much more seriously than he expected.
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Kurt Metzger - Jehovah's Witness Drama
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Kurt Metzger tells a story about being raised as a Jehovah's Witness and working at a video game store with a friendly crack dealer.
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Mark Normand - Desperate for a Shower
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Mark Normand reveals what happened when he didn't have hot water for a week and had to ask a teacher if he could shower at her apartment.
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Kate Willett - Burning Man Plan C
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When Kate Willett went to Burning Man, she decided to have some fun in the orgy tent -- but things didn't go as planned.
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Kyle Kinane - Drinking with Teachers
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Before Kyle Kinane moved to L.A., he went to a bar to meet up with a friend who taught disabled kids and hit it off with another teacher.
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Nick Swardson - The Worst Plus One
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After Nick Swardson reprimanded his friend for being a mess at a Las Vegas party, he ended up participating in some very bad behavior himself.
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Joey Diaz - Box of Soul
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When Joey Diaz was growing up in 1970s New York City, he became friends with an older man and entrusted him with an important possession.
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Bret Ernst - Babysitter Brawl
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When Bret Ernst's babysitter took disciplinary measures too far, he and his brother fought back (a little too hard).
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Hannah Friedman - Monkey Sister
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Hannah Friedman tells a story about her mean, competitive sister (who happened to be a monkey) interrupting an intimate moment with her high school boyfriend.
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Moshe Kasher - Pure Adrenaline Gangsters
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After Moshe Kasher's parents went out of town when he was a kid, he and his friends decided to do a ton of drugs and then steal a car.
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Christina Pazsitzky - Middle School Girl Fight
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It was hard for Christina Pazsitzky to be a goth girl in the San Fernando Valley in the early 90s after her middle school was integrated.
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Felipe Esparza - A Violent Journey To Comedy
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Felipe Esparza explains how his downward spiral into gangs and drugs eventually led him to become a comedian.
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Al Madrigal - Becoming a Latino Comic
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Al Madrigal explains how his failed attempts at trying to act like a Mexican-American comedian actually helped him learn to be himself onstage.
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Joe Derosa - My Mother's Son
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Joe DeRosa talks about growing up in an argumentative Italian-American household and reveals how a bout of road rage led to a blow-up fight with his mother.
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Nicole Byer - Adventures in Drinking
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Nicole Byer shares her love of drinking and recalls some of the strangest experiences she's had while drunk.
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Ari Shaffir & Al Madrigal - Stage Slap
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Once Ari Shaffir made the mistake of drunkenly hitting Al Madrigal, and Al immediately began to plot his revenge.
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Ari Sahffir - The Chinese Situation
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When Ari Shaffir went to China, he had some digestive issues but found it hard to relieve himself because of China's difficult bathroom situation.
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Mike Lawrence - A Strange Arrangement
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Mike Lawrence looks back on the infrequent (and bizarre) sexual experiences he had with his first girlfriend.
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Ron White - Rescuing a Tooth
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While Ron White was on tour, he lost a tooth and went to extremely messy lengths to recover it.
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Annie Lederman - Camp Crush
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After Annie Lederman left the camp she went to as a preteen, she thought she'd never see her crush again -- but she was wrong.
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Randall Park - Middle School Nightmare
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Randall Park attended a talent show at the middle school where he was bullied, and it turned out even worse (and messier) than he ever imagined.
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Artie Lange - A Pig on Cocaine
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When Artie Lange first moved to Los Angeles, he had a cocaine habit so bad that he once went to buy drugs while dressed as a particularly strange character.
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Steve Simeone - The Voice Of God
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When Steve Simeone finally found his voice as a comic, he performed for a group of menacing men who had a very strong reaction.
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Solomon Georgio - Mom Versus Bully
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Solomon Georgio hatched a very stupid plot to get revenge on his bully when he was a kid -- and when it backfired, an unlikely ally defended him.
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Ari Shaffir - Run the Jewels
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Run the Jewels provides the soundtrack to Ari Shaffir's adventures in This Is Not Happening Season 2.
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Ari Shaffir - The Holy Spirit
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Ari Shaffir explains why he ended up pretending to be the attorney for a guy who thought he was the Holy Spirit (and how it backfired).
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Joey Diaz - A Santeria Prediction
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When Joey Diaz was growing up, his mother had an arrangement with undercover cops -- until one took advantage of her and had to face karmic retribution.
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Sean Patton - Cumin
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When Sean Patton moved in with his first roommate, he took a joke way too far and got some karmic retribution.
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Artie Lange - Porn Pool Party
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Artie Lange describes what happened when he went to a pool party in the Hollywood Hills and ended up in the middle of a sexual encounter he never anticipated.
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Joe List - Spaghetti for Thanksgiving
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One Thanksgiving, Joe List and his friend decided to celebrate with a lot of alcohol and a bunch of strippers, and things ended up getting a little out of hand.
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How This Is Not Happening Happened
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Comedy Central chats with Ari Shaffir about his favorite stories from This Is Not Happening and how it evolved from a live show to a web series to a television show.
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Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism
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When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
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The Time Ari Used A Condom
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After Ari Shaffir had sex with a stranger he didn't trust, he ended up going to extreme lengths to avoid disposing of a condom in her home.
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Pete Johansson - Pain Management
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Pete Johansson remembers leafing through a pornographic magazine with his mother and explains how he coped differently with the passing of his mom and dad.
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Greg Behrendt - Dog Pills
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Greg Behrendt tries to treat his depression with his dog's medication, does a stint in rehab and then ends up finding out he has cancer while in Australia.
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Doug Stanhope - Love Triangle At the Coach & Horses
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After a bad breakup, Doug Stanhope's rebound relationship with a beautiful woman runs into an unexpected obstacle.
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Lavell Crawford - White-girl Day Camp
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When Lavell Crawford was a kid, he went to camp, fell in love with a white girl and almost drowned because of a negligent counselor.
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Andrew W.K. - Cafe Wha ?
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When Andrew W.K. was a teenager, he moved to New York City to become a fashion designer, but instead, he ended up participating in a terrifying audition for a band.
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Al Jackson - Guest Speaker
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Al Jackson accidentally says yes to a gig that turns out to be an early morning speech about note-taking and organization.
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Maria Bamford - Psych Ward
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When Maria Bamford checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, it was only the beginning of a spiral into mental illness that prevented her from doing comedy for two years.
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Ryan Sickler - Cocaine Alligator
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When Ryan Sickler was in community college, he attended a party that got out of hand when the host did too much cocaine and took out his pet alligator.
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Brian Regan - Boo Sailboat
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While on the campaign trail with a famous dog, Brian Regan is forced to give a confusing speech to amped-up hockey fans.
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Rory Scovel - Shart Attack
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Young Rory Scovel was on his way to a pool party when an unexpected gastrointestinal event changed his life forever.
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Ari Shaffir - The Christmas Spirit
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The first time Ari Shaffir stayed in New York for Christmas, he was moved to do something kind for a stranger and got in a little over his head.
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Dave Ross - Acid Reflux
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A dicey situation gets worse when Dave Ross invokes the ire of a gas station attendant while tripping on acid.
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Liza Treyger - Always Getting Arrested
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Liza Treyger's miserable college experience sends her spiraling into alcoholism and into the path of law enforcement.
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Bonnie Mcfarlane - Burning Down the House
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Bonnie McFarlane doesn't realize that her house is on fire because she's too focused on tarot cards.
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Louie Anderson - My Brother the Safecracker
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Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.
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Aaron Berg - Hot Chocolate
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While Aaron Berg was working as a stripper, a man offered him money to engage in an intimate act -- and it was an eye-opening experience.
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Bobby Lee - Five-way At the Riviera
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A misstep during a late-night five-way in Las Vegas ends with Bobby Lee driving his friend to the hospital at 6am.
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Julian Mccullough - One-sided Love Story/
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In college, Julian McCullough fell madly in love with a classmate and went to an embarrassing extreme to prove how much he cared about her.
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Big Jay Oakerson - Virgin Holocaust
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When Big Jay Oakerson was 17, he lost his virginity to an older woman who had mastered sex moves he just wasn't ready for.
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Ari Shaffir - Ari Dies Again And Again (and Again)
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Ari Shaffir dies in 10 different creative and glorious ways to the tune of a Run the Jewels song.
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Russell Peters - Adventures in Saudi Arabia
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While working in Saudi Arabia, Russell Peters was asked to do a private show for a prince who introduced him to a very surprising fan.
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Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos
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When Bert Kreischer was in his twenties, he backpacked through Europe and had an educational experience at a live sex show in Amsterdam.
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Sean Flannery - Story Of Love
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When Sean Flannery snuck into a Huey Lewis and the News show with his friend, he got so drunk that he accidentally walked off a roof.
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Ari Shaffir - Hunt For the Edible
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While high at a UFC fight, Ari Shaffir had a genius idea about setting up a scavenger hunt for his fans, which he continued to do until he ran into trouble with the cops.
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Nick Thune - Saved By a Fart
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When Nick Thune did a variety of drugs after performing in Las Vegas, he got into big trouble, but his friend saved him at a crucial moment.
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Dan St. Germain - Bad Vibes
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Despite being way too drunk and high, Dan St. Germain managed to make a bunch of new friends at the Gathering of the Vibes music festival.
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Gastor Almonte - Brooklyn Batman
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Gastor Almonte's cousins freak him out with their Joker mask, so he takes matters into his own hands.
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Steve Simeone - Brother Wars
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When Steve Simeone was growing up, he got stuck in the middle of a fight between his two brothers, which only ended after one of them told a cruel lie.
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Tom Papa - The Deer Hunter
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In the middle of a family wedding, young Tom Papa and his cousin ended up going on an unforgettable adventure involving marijuana, a deer and their fun Uncle Al.
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Sofiya Alexandra - The Dick Whisperer
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When Sofiya Alexandra arrived at the hospital to see her beloved grandfather, she found out he needed surgery on a very sensitive part of his body.
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Greg Fitzsimmons - Comedy Hell
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While performing in Boston, Greg Fitzsimmons gets into an argument with an expert heckler, which turns into a fight he wasn't prepared for.
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Ali Siddiq - Mitchell
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After a prison guard humiliates Ali Siddiq during a strip search, he immediately starts plotting his revenge.
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Joey Diaz - Sister Hyacinth
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Joey Diaz learned judo in the streets and then brought those fighting skills to the nuns at his Catholic school.
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Scruncho - DRE!
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Krystyna Hutchinson - Never Try to One-Up a Porn Star
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Krystyna Hutchinson talks about overcoming her own insecurities when confronting her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, who happened to be a wildly popular porn star.
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Tommy Pope - The Washy Wash
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Tommy Pope remembers one crazy night when his brother kidnapped him from a house party and drove him to brothel in Philadelphia.
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Brooks Wheelan - Love, Drugs and Scabies
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Brooks Wheelan and a trust-fund hippie engage in a brief but intense relationship, which was fueled by Ecstasy and snorkeling.
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Pat Dixon - Laura
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Pat Dixon's tumultuous affair with a woman starts as a godsend but turns into an increasingly violent psychosexual melodrama.
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Ryan O'Neill - The Falconer
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Ryan O'Neill's father learns the hard way that there's a reason you need training to become a falconer.
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Brandt Tobler - The Time I Tried To Kill My Dad
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After reconnecting with his crime-prone father, Brandt Tobler thinks he's finally found a workable father-son relationship --until everything falls apart.
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Dave Landau - Wolf Master
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As a teenager, Dave Landau winds up in a mental hospital after his sixth arrest, where he finds out that his roommate identifies as a werewolf.
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Jessa Reed - Meth Pee
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After reading an article about how meth metabolizes in the body, Jessa Reed becomes addicted to drinking her own urine to get high.
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Doug Smith - Stabbed in the Face
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In the process of fending off a rapist in a subway station, Doug Smith gets knifed in the face.
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Chris Garcia - The Beatdown
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Chris Garcia competes in his boxing class's "fight night" to impress his girlfriend and tries out some unorthodox strategies to psych out his opponent.
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Rob Christensen - Drug Smuggling
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Rob Christensen gets caught trying to smuggle ketamine over the U.S.-Mexico border during one last drug-fueled hoorah with an old friend.
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Kelsey Cook - Homemade Dildo
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When Kelsey Cook tried masturbating with her mom's manicure tool when she was a teenager, the only thing worse than the physical pain was having to tell her mom about it.

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