The Jasper Carrott Trial

Prosecution: Confessions of indecency at football matches and mistreatment of religious groups are all piling up against Jasper in this episode.

Prosecution: The last day, and things are looking very grim with confessions of impersonating a police officer and other illegal acts, finishing with a reminder of his VERY criminal record.

Defence: Acts of charity and aid seem to work in Mr Carrott's favour, and he finalizes Day 4 by recalling his devoted work towards saving the world from Armageddon.

Defence: Playing for pity, Jasper recalls his long years of suffering as a comedian, and remembers his shock at realizing that he is, in fact, dying...

The Final day of the Jasper Carrot Trial, and it seems that all Jasper has to do to save himself is prove that he is funny. Can he do it?

Prosecution: Slander against the elderly and confessions of unfortunately cruel acts of animal husbandry regarding gorillas and moles.