T1J

My take on the "Shit ___ Say" phenomenon. Parody of "Shit Girls Say." Facebook: http://facebook.com/the1janitor CLICK "SHARE" :)

I talk about voice mailbox recordings. And pokemon. FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

I talk about Groundhog Day. FACEBOOK ME: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

I talk about vlogging, and personal questions, and soulmates. You may also ask me stuff on facebook: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

I tackle the cinnamon challenge and talk about the gym. actually I don't do the first thing, but it's not like anyone reads the description. LIKE MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

I share some helpful advice for teenagers and twenty-somethings, which I don't expect anyone to actually follow. Sorry for the lighting issues, I'm still learning how to use my new webcam. FACEBOOK ME: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

A list of 16 things that are more likely than winning the record breaking 640 million dollars tonight in the Mega Millions drawing in the United States.

I answer some of the more personal questions you guys have asked me. FACEBOOK ME: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

I talk about Trayvon Martin SHRUG How do you like the end-screen? :) FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

I tell a story about a man named Bebe and say the word "like" a lot. This is why I normally use scripts lol. TWITTER: http://twitter.com/the1janitor FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

I give some advice to old people who are not too familiar with the Internet.

I talk about YouTube new "Partner Program". YouTube and Google are not usually this unashamedly dishonest; I hope that there's something I missing.

I made a parody of Epic Meal Time. Vlog Style. Share it with your vlogger friends :) Tweet this at the EMT crew! @epicmealtime @musclesglasses @harleyplays :))) FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER: http://twitter.com/the1janitor It actually only took about 45 minutes to render and upload. I'm sure you're already subbed to EMT. But if not (wtf are you doing with your life) here you go: http://youtube.com/epicmealtime

I give the fellers some advice about how to text their lady crushes. Consider Donating! http://bit.ly/YUbHuE FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor LAME LANCE: site is defunct TREYMOE: http://youtube.com/treymoeshow2

I rip off the vlogbrothers once again, except this time I respond to the most-Googled questions starting with the phrase "Why do black people..." Consider Donating! http://tinyurl.com/cqtolda FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com

I make a special Mother's Day Vlog for my Ma. FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor

I talk about how to be friends with people, even if you 'like' them. FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor

I add upon, correct, and clarify an old video I made where I talked about introverts and extroverts. Watch that video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaeeXGQHV2k Watch Charlie's video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCgj2Gor25g FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWITTER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor

I answer many of the most common questions that religious people and agnostics ask atheists. I'm asking for trouble basically. FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor

I talk about YouTube ads and online advertising in general. (and how it's not nearly as big a deal as people make it out to be) FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor

I analyze the lyrics of "Call Me Maybe" for the lulz. FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com REDDIT MEH: http://reddit.com/r/the1janitor Buy T-Shirts!! http://the1janitor.spreadshirt.com Consider Donating! http://bit.ly/YUbHuE Say hi to me! hello@the1janitor.com Business inquiries: business@the1janitor.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I left my computer logged into facebook at my friends house one night. When I woke up, this was posted (as me) on my page. Too good not to share.

I talk about gay marriage in America. FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor

I talk about three types of people you'll find on the internet. It's all in fun, RELAX. CLICK SHARE!! FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor

I'm talking about this again, I guess. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor Consider Donating! http://tinyurl.com/cqtolda FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I respond to one of Dan Brown's (http://youtube.com/pogobat) videos in which he discusses art. FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor I want to try to reach 1000 subs by the end of August! Help me out! Click the "share" button :)

I translate a popular topic of the blogosphere into vlog format. Harry Potter came out 15 not 25 years ago! My B. SUBSCRIBE! CLICK SHARE! FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor

I sing a song about walls of text. SHARE THIS! If this gets enough love, I'll make a longer version. FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor Lyrics: I'm sure you made an excellent point in that wall of text And I'm sure you probably waiting for to respond to what I'm gonna say and I'm sure your online debate skillz gets you lots of sex, but look that shit was just Too long; didn't read. Too long; didn't read it Too long; didn't read. Too long; didn't read it Ay bro, you gotta move on, cause nobody wants to see all the shit that you're posting and I know, your making a point, why so serious, can't you see that I'm trolling? I know you consider yourself an intellectual and you wanna stay true to that but ay bro, I ain't on the internet to argue, I came here to see boobs and cats, come on I see you wanna look smart, while you're in front of a crowd and I see that you really feel that you know what you're talking about I see you can form a sentence man, I bet your mom is real proud. but look that shit is Too long; didn't read. Too long; didn't read it Too long; didn't read. Too long; didn't read it Too long; didn't read. Too long; didn't read it Too long; didn't read. Too long; didn't read it

I talk about being friends with an ex you still have feelings for. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor *new* TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com/ http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I talk about some qualities of my perfect woman. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I give some tips for staying positive. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I beseech religious moderates to avoid emboldening religious extremists. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

Malia aka auparis takes over my channel for a day and answers some of your questions related to relationships. Subscribe to auparis! http://youtube.com/auparis Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I elaborate on a previous video in which I discussed the notion that "Black People Don't Tip." Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor Consider Donating! http://tinyurl.com/cqtolda FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I answer nerimon's 2012 YouTube survey. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com Why are you called 'the1janitor'? http://bit.ly/SkerY2 PEOPLE TAGGED http://youtube.com/afriendlyarab http://youtube.com/auparis http://youtube.com/nicciweasley http://youtube.com/jaxandcoke http://youtube.com/robinswifty http://youtube.com/freakypeachez http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I talk about why I don't fear rejection in romantic pursuits. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor Consider Donating! http://tinyurl.com/cqtolda FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I watch "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" for the first time. Spoiler: It's not even that bad. Stick to Jersey Shore if you truly want to be outraged. Don't be surprised if this gets taken down, even thought it's obviously fair use. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor Consider Donating! http://tinyurl.com/cqtolda FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

Do nice guys finish last? Is the friend zone real? I talk about "nice guy syndrome" and why so called 'nice guys' probably aren't as nice as they claim. Note: Some people have objected to the use of "pussy" and "bitch" in this video as inflammatory terms. In general I don't believe in dogmatic rules of language, and I don't think it's fair to ignore the message of a video due to one or two words you don't like. That being said, I do not intend to offend anyone and apologize if I have. This video was originally made several years ago, and I've evolved to use more inclusive language in my more recent work. FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com REDDIT MEH: http://reddit.com/r/the1janitor Buy T-Shirts!! http://the1janitor.com/store Consider Donating! http://bit.ly/YUbHuE Say hi to me! hello@the1janitor.com Business inquiries: business@the1janitor.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I make a video response to Charlie McDonnell's video "I'm Scared." Late to the party as always. Creators of any kind may find value in this video. Charlie's video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_56nx3eHK4c Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I talk about expecting other people to 'complete you.' Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I share 3 depressing/liberating things that I believe to be true. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I talk about the recent debacle between RWJ vs Maker Studios. Everything in this video is based on a statement Ray released on New Media Rockstars. I do not claim to have any insider information or proven facts about the situation. Ray's Statement: http://newmediarockstars.com/2012/12/why-i-left-maker-studios/ Athene's video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGLEm2RHDEI freddiew's blog: http://www.rocketjump.com/blog/youtube-networks-7-things-you-need-to-know Onision's Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qs_LbAG_0M Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I perform a corny magic trick using Sopio cards. sopio: http://sopiocards.com/ alex day: http://youtube.com/nerimon danny hooper: http://youtube.com/danmann44 Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com Music by MusicByPedro: http://www.youtube.com/user/MusicByPedro Song: Who's Out There http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I talk about how to be attractive. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I talk about the legalisation of marijuana. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com my blog about marijuana: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com/post/35611896260/marijuana http://youtube.com/the1janitor