Sex Fails

Hanna Dickinson on how a classmate really missed the target in bed.

Things got messy when Sydnee Washington (TW: @Justsydnyc, IG: @justsydbw) hooked up with some shape-shifting Victoria’s Secret models. Just your average night of hot lesbian heaven and hell at the Funkbox.

When sex on the beach becomes sex WITH the beach, the beach can really f**k you. Catherine Cohen (TW/IG: @catccohen) explains.

On his honeymoon, Mike Lawrence (TW: @TheMikeLawrence, IG: @mikelawrencecomedy) had a hard dick and a soft stool.

It’s not TV. It’s Casey James Salengo (TW/IG: @caseyjsalengo) getting oral to the Game of Thrones theme song.

Lots of people have sex. Ryan Beck got pretty close.

Natasha Vaynblat had the world's worst foursome.

There's dry humping, and then there's dry humping on molly in a dilapidated shed.

Benito Skinner (TW/IG: @bennydrama7) ate one last snatch before coming out forever.

In the long war between retainers and blowjobs, Greta Titelman lost a big battle.

Congrats, small dicks, you have a friend in Taylor Ortega.

This story has everything: an anus full of cherries, live on-stage blowjobs, a repressed British Person named Tom Cowell, and a happy ending that isn’t a hand job.

Vagina grooming is best left to the professionals. Katie Hannigan explains.

Marie Faustin had sex in a roach-infested apartment -- and that wasn't even the worst part.

What happens in Vegas is Timothy DeLaGhetto doesn't get laid.

Natalie Walker (TW/IG: @nwalks) made a mistake so bad that she came. #SexFails

Mary Beth Barone (TW/IG: @marybethbarone) gave a foreigner the gift of head in a bathroom stall, but she didn’t find out why he looked so confused until the next day.

Casual sex isn’t for everyone. It’s definitely not for Lane Moore.

Christi Chiello's SexFails is the horny High School Musical reboot you didn't know you needed.

Mark Normand hit rock bottom -- and he was rock hard.

Four interruptions and one lost virginity: Relive Doug Smith's first time.

Kim Congdon was so horny, she made a guy's nose bleed.