Movie Nights

5x1
Bloodthirst: Legend of the Chupacabras
Episode overview

A cast of ten thousand people goes looking for the legendary Chupacabras. The Film Renegado joins me!

5x2
A Talking Cat!?
Episode overview

Only the Nostalgia Critic can help me take on something so amazingly underwhelming!?!

5x3
Miami Connection
Episode overview

A band of rock and roll orphans fight motorcycle riding ninjas.

5x4
Vampire Dog: Part 1
Episode overview

In which two villains want to make an anti-wrinkle cream using vampire dog DNA and said vampire dog is Norm MacDonald.

5x5
Vampire Dog: Part 2
Episode overview

In which two villains want to make an anti-wrinkle cream using vampire dog DNA and said vampire dog is Norm MacDonald.

5x6
Teen Wolf/Teen Wolf Too
Episode overview

Which one is REALLY better?

5x7
Creepshow 3: Part 1
Episode overview

A sequel that’s not only two decades after the last one, but the worst anthology I’ve ever seen? Oh boy!

5x8
Creepshow 3: Part 2
Episode overview

A sequel that’s not only two decades after the last one, but the worst anthology I’ve ever seen? Oh boy!

5x9
Ratboy
Episode overview

He’s got personality!

5x10
Moon of the Wolf
Episode overview

A werewolf is killing people and the world’s worst sheriff is on the case.

5x11
The Legend of Billie Jean
Episode overview

Helen Slater makes some sort of point as a good-hearted fugitive with a great soundtrack.

5x12
Yes Madam!
Episode overview

Cynthia Rothrock and Michelle Yeoh team up in the fight against terrible comedy.

5x13
Goosebumps: Werewolf Skin and Attack of the Jack O'Lanterns
Episode overview

Happy Halloween! A jaded child rolls his eyes at werewolves and pumpkin-headed goons chase some kids.

5x14
Barney's Night Before Christmas
Episode overview

Who’s more dangerous, Barney or Santa?

5x15
Santa's Summer House
Episode overview

The director of A Talking Cat!?! made a Christmas movie with martial artists who don’t do martial arts. Also Cynthia Rothrock is Mrs. Claus!

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