If You See God, Tell Him

Sixty year-old Godfrey Spry receives a blow to the head which leaves him with a 30 second attention span - the exact length of the average TV commercial. Crippled and with zero purchasing power, such seductive small screen hard-sell leads him to seek a one million pound loan from his bank manager, alarming his nephew and wife.

To be complete, Spry feels a need to have a wife and two children.

Godfrey Spry partakes in a Yuletide shopping spree.

Godfrey Spry decides to take part in the Government's Job Initiative Scheme while his nephew is away on holiday with his wife.