Giant Bomb Mailbag

I guess what goes around... puns around.

Passionfruit, orange, guava, Scorpion.

Not even bootleg Arnold Schwarzenegger can prevent Dan from creating a nation paradox.

The time has come to open the box. All the boxes. Well, most of the boxes.

The only thing better than a four-pound tub of licorice...

Break out the floppy drives, it's time for Capri Booze, forehead stamps, and METAL.

Sick pins, inadvisable clothing purchases, and tons of things Dan can't eat at 25 frames per second.

Do not try this at home. Unless you have a vector monitor.

Anybody have a PAL VCR?

Holy cannoli! These are the most amazing random packages I may have ever opened. Ever. Thank you.

Things get a little somber after the expired rations.

You've sent it in, and now we're going to open and cherish every single item. Thanks everyone!