Harry Hill is a man. A man looking at women and love and romance. Also, what happens when Eros's arrow strikes, the dance of love and how marriage - and babies - ripen. With his international team of experts including Dr Robert Winston and Darren Day, Harry Hill prises open the safety deposit box of love and looks at how the heart will go on and on.

Will the assistance of curmudgeon Bert and overbearing mother Mary help Rafi plan the perfect date? Or will the only Match of the Day be the football on TV?