Foot the Bill

Jigsaw. John Kramer. Could he really afford to lock two bros in a bathroom with naught but a hifi, a poppop, and a career in camgirling? Let's find out if Jigsaw could Foot the Bill for Saw (2004).

Jigsaw's back and he's more conscious than ever. Riding high on his successful bathroom remodel, John Kramer sets his sights even higher: home renovation! He's invited a cast of cantankerous ex-convicts and featuring the son of his friend Eric Matthews, to spend the night! How much did Jigsaw spend on his home makeover? Let's find out if he can Foot the Bill!

Happy Holidays! Kevin McCallister inspired us all with a "Come and Get Me" attitude. But at what cost? I imagine if his father found out what he'd been up to, he'd take a very specific and meticulous accounting of everything Kevin bought, used, damaged or consumed in his quest to turn his house into a proto-Jigsaw trap house of horrors. How much did Home Alone cost Kevin? Tune in and find out!

Jigsaw's final dance, the hospital bed waltz, a true grim fandango of a caper! Don't ask me what I'm talking about because you already know: it's Foot the Bill - Saw III! Jigsaw spent BIG in the last film, can he possibly afford to keep up with that? He's got an entire meat-packing plant at his disposal, but with his cancer clock ticking can this final gambit save his life and his life's work? Is Amanda capable of picking up the slack? WHO IS DETECTIVE HOFFMAN? Let's find out!

Can a now deceased Jigsaw afford the traps in Saw 4? What was John Kramer's salary? Who is Detective Hoffman? Will Rigg fix his marriage? WHO ARE THE FBI?

How much did four street magician's steal across a wild weekend tour? Can the Four Horsemen afford to be thieves as well as wizards? What's the bill on this infamous film? How much did the cast of Now You See Me spend and steal while evading the FBI? Let's find out!

How much did Mark Hoffman spend to make Jigsaw's posthumous dreams come true? How will Hoffman avoid the FBI once they're on his tail? Is Jigsaw able to afford to built traps from the afterlife? Is the Saw franchise actually a ghost story where John Kramer is haunting Hoffman's wallet?

How does William Afton afford Freddy Fazbear Pizza? How much does it cost to own a Freddy Fazbear Pizza, anyway? Is it the same as a Chuck E Cheese? How much do FNAF animatronics cost? Anyone remember when those were still good? Also, how much do Fazbear animatronics cost to buy? Find out all this and more!

APRIL FOOLS for obvious reasons, I'd never actually do a video in British Pound Sterling! HAHAHAHA

MARK HOFFMAN. DETECTIVE JUNK IN THE TRUNK. How does the Hoffinator stand up to the Cruel Zoo-tentions Gang of Umbrella Health Cronies? Pretty well tbh. Yeah, this is the healthcare ceo movie. How much does it cost to teach a health insurance boss a less? Look upon these bills and weep!

It's time to overanalyze this trainwreck of a film: Saw 7 / Saw 3D / Saw The Final Chapter. Truly, a culmination of too many decisions and not enough time to execute them. But also, the most meme-y Saw film to date. Can Jigsaw's ghost still afford any of this? Who is Bobby? Is Hoffman still alive?

Can a ghost be billed? What about a Ghostface? Through deep research in crime scene cleanup and a close analysis of technology from the 1990s, we aim to find out! Join us for Foot the Bill - Scream (1996)!

JOHN KRAMER. Is still a ghost. But somehow he keeps playing these games with our hearts. How does John fare 13 years after the original Saw film? Can he keep up? How far does his budget go? Let's find out in this latest installment of Foot the Bill: Jigsaw (2017)

JOHN KRAMER is not in this movie. BUT SOMEONE IS, AND THEY SPENT MONEY! LET'S FIND OUT HOW MUCH!

JOHN COLLECTOR. COLLECTOR. Can this cousin of John Kramer turn a hobby into a house of horrors on a strict budget? Is anyone excited that they're making a third one of these movies? Let's find out!

JOHN KRAMER. JIGSAW. FINALLY NOT DEAD ANYMORE. When last we left John he was a corpse missing from a coffin, but now he's in Mexico extracting revenge on the shady back-alley doctors he entrusted with his cancer. Can he afford to construct poetic justice in the heart of Mexico? Or does he pass the peso on to his victims instead? Let's find out!

JOHN COLLECT-ATHON. Alright, he didn't do too well in the first movie, but how stable are his finances for this much-beloved sequel? Is the Collector John Kramer's secret nephew? Is he Spider-Man? LET'S FIND OUT. Also, for the longest time I thought this was the first Collector movie but nope. It's the second one. Who knew.

JOHN DOE. Another John, really? Well, this is probably the most requested movie for us to cover (other than Saw), so here it is! Can Doe afford his own games? Let's find out!