Eyeslicer

Your personalized Digital Video Jockey brings you the hottest, wettest viral content the web has to offer.

Dedicated to the memory of Blockbuster Video, 1985-2013. Plus! Tamagotchis in the singularity, weaponized Big Macs, Facebook prostitution, a live webstream of your own birth, and nude jet packing.

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We're throwing this episode a birthday party and hey guess what you're the guest of honor.

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In the action-packed season finale, the cast and crew of The Eyeslicer receive some shocking news.