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Part 1 of 'Team Rocket Meets a Real Gang' Team Rocket may be a "gang" in the world of Pokemon, but compared to ACTUAL gangs - cartels, biker clubs, the mafia, etc., their uniforms, lack of real weaponry, and passive behavior make them seem, uh, more like a softball team. But that's all going to change when Gary and Craig meet some REAL gang members.

Part 2 of 'Team Rocket Meets a Real Gang'

The finale of 'Team Rocket Meets a Real Gang'

They don't pay enough Pokedollars for this shit.

Honestly, it's about time the Mushroom Kingdom had an actual election - Peach has been the unquestioned autocratic monarch for way too long, and if Mario truly stands for freedom, democracy is the only answer. Note: any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental.

Sonic runs around at incredible speeds, but maybe he needs to slow down and consider the consequences of his actions.

After years of doing hard time, Rusty is finally back! And, uh, still serving time in prison for his various crimes against humanity and Pokemon alike. But will he stay in jail forever? HAVE YOU READ THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO YET? Rusty's final journey is about to begin...

Rusty's out of jail and on the move - with Peanut Butter (his Perfect Bidoof) by his side! And, uh, destroying everything in his wake. Yep, Rusty has (essentially) a god under his control, so this should end well.

Rusty's made it...surprisingly far! He's escaped prison, defeated the Elite Four, and has a Perfect Bidoof doing his bidding. All that's left is to catch all the legendary Pokemon! There's no way Rusty will screw this up! No way at all!

Well, it's here: THE BIDOCALYPSE. Rusty has screwed up before - creating the world's most hate-filled Beedrill, burning down forests and Battlehauses, abandoning his naked dad, etc., but nothing really compares to unleashing a demi-god Bidoof who enslaved the world. And now there's only ONE person who can save the planet from Peanut Butter's reign of terror...Rusty. So, yeah, they're all doomed.

Rusty's entire journey - from the fateful day he delivered a panini to Professor Tree to accidentally unleashing a god-level Bidoof on the world - has led to this: the Anti-Bidoof Resistance Force must face off against Peanut Butter, and their fate depends entirely on Rusty.

They don't pay enough Pokedollars for this shit.

Welcome to FRESH JAMS ZONE (Act 1).

Bowser could use a little help.

Pokemon evolutions are fun for the player, but not always so great for the Pokemon - who are suddenly going through an instantaneous puberty that leaves them physically changed in new bizarre ways. And, a lot of the time, in kinda crappy ways.

Magneto's a little too OP even in the X-Men films - the only consistent counter to him (other than his own moral compass) is a mutant who can CONTROL EVERYONE'S BRAINS. And in the MCU, there's really NO ONE who could stop him...so let's hope Fox and Marvel Studios never work out a deal.

Humble Bundles are great - they're affordable, you get a ton of games that you might otherwise have never played, and you get to give money to worthy charities! But ever wonder how the games feel about all this?

Meet Ralphie - a former bug catcher who's returned to settle the score with his old rival...Red.

Ralphie - the greatest Pokemon rival to ever live - has not given up on his quest to take on Red. The only problem is that Red doesn't remember him, he's unemployed, and his only Pokemon is a near-death Metapod. Other than that, Ralphie's on the path to glory!

Ralphie's back! And he's got Red's son, Todd (who's still alive, by the way). Now all he needs is to catch up on the past 20 years of Pokemon, figure out how to catch and train new Pokemon, and actually put together a team to defeat Red. That's it!

Part 4

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