CCTV (Cow Chop TV)

CCTV makes its alt-podcast debut on the shining waters of Echo Park Lake as Cow Chop climbs into three paddle boats and tries to have a conversation. They succeed at least some of the time, then mailed this VHS straight to RT just for YOU, oh faithful viewer.

CCTV follows up its wet & wild debut with a trip to a hot & greasy junkyard, as Steven Suptic guest stars on episode two! There's buzzing flies, there's simulated bullying, there's gooch sweat; plus the kind of finale that tumblr normally only dreams about.

CCTV continues its tour of our nation with a trip to the home of mountain lions, swarms of bugs and raging brush fires - that's right the boys are in the dang woods. Also back in the heat, but it's the heat of nature, not an industrial misery. Joe joins the show this week and hot dogs are grilled and consumed.

This episode is a real mess, y'all. But it's CCTV so is anyone surprised? On this hot new grease fire of an edition, CCTV travels on the LA Metro, riding the rails beneath the mighty metropolis above. Then the gang moves upward, on a winding dysfunctional quest to learn to live again in the light of day. Join us and may we all learn something about ourselves.

After last week's fiasco we thought maybe we'd have a relatively chill conversation in the heart of Chinatown. However, the Emperor's guards are everywhere and his eyes fell upon us, forcing a hasty exile into the borderlands of his territory. Come and join us on our exodus and a conversation about comfort zones and buying restaurant franchises.

OH BABY, IT'S HOT. One hundred and SIXTEEN degrees out in the deserts that surround Los Angeles but CCTV is all about adventure so we trekked into the searing heat and risked crew, cameras, and the ability to hold a coherent conversation for this one. Get yourself a nice cold drink and tangle with that hot hot heat of the Palm Springs desert alongside your pals at Cow Chop.

BORK BORK yes it's time for the long awaited return of two of Cow Chop's most precious members: Ein & Mishka. Today CCTV brings us to a nice shady picnic spot in Hermon Park for a doggy picnic with our canine pals. The boys talk pets, prenups and other alliterative topics.

It's time to BEAT that SUMMER HEAT with a trip to the pool! But not just any pool, no it's time for some low key B&E with a trip to Steven Suptic's house while he's at work. It's okay though, we've got our special guest CIB to keep us company and a giant pool floatie to replace James who's gone missing. SPLISH SPLASH let's dump some peas in the bath and talk BUSINESS, boys.

During RTX we made time for a little quality 3 on 1 with RoosterTeeth co-founder Geoff Ramsey. He answers some important questions like "What is Let's Play?", "When will you retire?" and "Are we gonna go bankrupt?" CCTV - it's weird, it's wild, it's a mystery we experience together.

DO I LOOK LIKE A GOONY GOBLIN?

Ayyyyy, today on CCTV we bring on fan request Asher to share some fresh new stories about life at Cow Chop. Also we talk pickup lines, bad horror movies, and what it's like to get too blazed on the slopes of a ski resort.

You know that feeling, bro. You haven't had a good pump sess lately and your gains are lookin' hella limp, hella flabby. You just need one good set of reps to feed those bad boys and they'll be back to their normal swole size. That's what this episode is like but for your mind. Special Guest James Willems talks fitness and Funhaus and we all learn a little something about our bodies and our brains.

The year? 2010. The company? Machinima. The story? The journey of a lifetime. Today's CCTV guest is Funhaus and Sourcefed veteran Joel Rubin and he's gonna tell some stories about his battles as a youtube veteran. Also there's a cute dog hidden somewhere in this episode.

We have ourselves quite a familiar but yet special guest today, with an appearance made every once in awhile, we finally have the spotlight focused on Anna. We take her to the den of Steven Suptics own office building to ask her about the general life at Cow Chop. We venture into how being hired seemed like a scam at first and how dangerous it is riding with James. We hope you appreciate this insight from one of the only normal people working at Cow Chop.

Well, it's been a long and wild ride but CCTV is finally here at the end of a crazy summer season. We came, we saw, we got kicked out sometimes. Today we're wrapping things up in style with ARIN from GAME GRUMPS. He and the boys talk life, youtube, and the celestial heavens above. Hope you enjoy and we'll see you when we see you.