Business in Russian

The Father in his laboratory creates new commercial product by crossing watermelons with cockroaches, but the new genetic creatures capture the World.

Everybody in Russia know that Russian land is very rich by minerals, gas etc. So the father creates a company which sells to USA the Russian land in flower pots. Unfortunately he doesn't know anything yet about Russian bureaucracy.

Tourist trade is in crisis, but for traveling and recreation one shouldn't go to Egypt or Turkey. Now the campers can rest in any place on the Earth, due to great number of decorations and special "actors" in the father's basement.

The father finds out that city administration is trying to hide auction sales from citizens. By chance he detects one of such auctions and wins. But it turns out that he won servicing the pipeline that carries not a natural gas but sewage.

The Father creates artificial intelligence based on secret soviet technologies hidden inside of an old washing machine. The constructed robot-communist tries to take power over the whole world.

The Father invents super-trampoline to get rid of traffic jams in Moscow and gives people a real opportunity to fly. Unfortunately this invention provokes the world crisis.