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Avid Merrion and his wife Sacha welcome you to a stay at The Merrion Hotel, the weirdest celebrity hotel in Hollywood. Other resident guests include Craig David, Chris Martin and Michael Jackson.

Simon Cowell checks his floppy breasts into Avid and Sacha's Hollywood hotel. Across town, Mel B gets an offer she can't refuse from Richard Gere. Against all the odds, Avid impresses celebrity guest Justin Timberlake.

Star of Beverly Hills 90210 Shannen Doherty is about to meet her biggest ever fan. Just to confirm - that's Avid Merrion, who pops round to her Malibu mansion to introduce himself. Still with an eye for the ladies, the Bear chats with Victoria Silvstedt.

Romance is in the air - Avid's wife has fallen for Ralph the Mexican wolf-boy after noticing his uncanny resemblance to Steve Guttenberg. To take the edge off his pain, Avid spends some time with Shannon Elizabeth from American Pie. Chris Martin goes shopping for doughnuts.

As it's her birthday, Avid arranges a treat for his wife Sacha. She gets to meet Dean Cain, the star of Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. As a special treat for celebrity guest Richard Blackwood, he is bestowed with the honour of wearing a hideous rubber mask.

In this final episode from the US-of-A, Mr and Mrs Merrion reflect on the their time together in Hollywood. Craig David and Holly Valance reach the climax of their holiday romance, and there's an update on Pete Doherty's addictive personality from Krishnan Guru-Murthy.