Bizarre ER

a cyclist who is injured by his own bicycle; a soldier who takes a spill while in a bouncy castle; a man who has a run-in with a lawnmower; a patient who is nearly killed by a pigeon.

A man who changes the blade of his angle grinder with the motor running; a lady who harbors a creature in her ear canal; a man who cheats death not once but four times.

A lady who hooks a keyring through her finger; an aspiring sailor who loses a chunk from one of her appendages; a woman who runs her car into a fencepost.

A Coast Guard who rescues a young couple at the end of their first date; a DIY dad who nearly loses his foot; a person who has an industrial accident and is squeezed through a five-inch gap.

A young lady who pays the price for a discount piercing; a person who has an intimate shaving accident involving a blunt blade; a victim who survives a gruesome car crash.

An injured rope maker who gets tied up in knots; a squeamish patient who has a piercing that's gone wrong; a man who survives a car crash but wakes up convinced he is a Hollywood superstar.

A man who hurts himself helping his wife give CPR to a goldfish; a groom who has an injury that may mean he can't tie the knot; a kite surfer who falls from a great height and into a brick wall.

A carpenter who nails his hand to a plank of wood; a woman who crushes her thumb in her boyfriend's car door; a fisherman who is submerged in freezing water for over eight minutes and survives.

A patient who slashes his scalp on a toilet paper holder; a young man who overdoses on holiday sun; a man who has an incredible near-death experience when he is almost decapitated by a passing bus.

A man who falls off a ladder and lands on his dad; a woman who can't walk after slipping on a potato chip bag; a driver who nearly dies when she is run over by her own car.