Big Field

The enjoyment of the great British countryside is interrupted by battling weather forecasters, a zombie version of "The Great British Bake Off" and a rural "Take Me Out" complete with exploding spanners. Badgers, badgers, badgers.

"Antiques Roadshow" and "Countdown" are transported to the field, will the panel of judges be impressed by the pan-pipe rendition of "Angels"? We meet Sue the Pig. Bacon, boats and toast also feature.