Baywatching

Hobie is in a plane accident and ends up underwater. Meanwhile, Summer’s mom purchases a restaurant.

Hobie Wan Kenobi falls in love with a dying girl.

Cort is back and going blind. Meanwhile, Giant Gonzales stops by to carve some wooden pelicans.

Jimmy Slade returns to look constipated, and Summer develops an eating disorder.

Jimmy Slade’s swan song includes a giant octopus, a hostage situation, A&W cream soda, and a new main character.

Mitch feels guilty about some drowning kid.

Mitch celebrates how awesome he is while he trains for the Ironman Competition.

A dreamy new lifeguard has ties to a gang. Meanwhile, CJ meets a beach magician.

Baywatch hosts the Special Olympics and I try not to be a colossal dick.

Hobie dreams of being in a band and I guess Eyebrows’s old motorcycle girlfriend is back.

Lifeguard Old Man’s buddies show up for a reunion and old man fights ensue.

Summer is possessed by a ghost! Meanwhile, CJ goes to Seaworld.

Carrie-Anne Moss stops by as a pair of crazy twins vying for Mitch. Meanwhile, sharks equal relationships I guess.

Mitch becomes a murder suspect and fights a rogue government agent. Meanwhile, Eyebrows and Summer move into a houseboat.

Baywatch has its own TV show and Garner has a lookalike named Sly Hutchinson.

Baywatch goes country in this star-studded episode!

The lifeguards of Baywatch are suffering so many budget cuts they gotta resort to a clip show!

Stephanie and a Coast Guard guy switch places for the day, causing Stephanie to just now realize she’s afraid of helicopters.

Eyebrows is caught up in a diamond smuggling plot and Summer is jealous!