Musical Hell

There's a troll. He's in Central Park. A whole lot of nothing ensues.

Love, George Lucas-style!

The Swan Princess franchise introduces the next generation in CGI creepy!

The one time Christopher Walken's presence didn't improve a movie.

Diva delves into the world of fan-based content, and she has assistance--whether she likes it or not.

Basically, Disney threw a bunch of its better movies in a blender and hit the mix button.

It's Robin Williams in his first not-so-great film role!

Try to remember what has made this musical so endearing--because the movie isn't going to give you a clue.

It's too late for Diva; get out while you still can.

It's de-boring, it's de-tedious, it's de-*snore* ....

Spend your holidays with a beloved Disney classic--getting dragged through the dirt by this crappy direct-to-video midquel.