2 Bears, 1 Cave

What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking Spanish on podcasts! Is it all a rouse? What's the ACTUAL reason? Bert has some ideas! Bert then tells us about his spiritual healer. They also discuss their love of 50 Cent and how incredibly funny he is. Bert then starts to make some interesting observations: he thinks Christina P is the mastermind behind all the Bert-shaming that's been going on for years! is it true? Let us know in the comments!

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss things they learned from their fathers, their feelings about over emotional people, and their new weight loss challenge. Tom also shares a cool story about about a guy who was not nice to his mom. What did YOU learn from your dad? Who do YOU think will win this weight loss challenge? Let us know in the comment section down below!

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave! First we must discuss, what could be breaking news: Bert had a heart attack last night?! TMZ is trying to confirm! Then, Tom and Bert discuss the Ari Shaffir tweet about Kobe Bryant. Then we get on to the Super Bowl half time show! Jennifer Lopez and Shakira look absolutely incredible! Which one would you rather fill up?? LeeAnn got a text about Caronavirus from Christina that she forwarded to half her phone book and kids. Always check the link before forwarding to other people! Bert celebrates Chinese New Year and we get more impressions from Bert. Tom and Bert then debate the pros and cons of early morning drinking before flights.

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society.

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura surprises Bert Kreischer by having the Stanley Cup brought into the studio and they learn about its history together! The two of them also revisit the idea of becoming dandies. The question "what is the youngest age you would date" is also explored. What's the youngest you would go?

The two bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, reunite in the cave today to celebrate Bert's new Stand-Up Netflix special "Hey Big Boy" that becomes available to watch on Netflix March 17, 2020 on St. Patrick's Day! We first get into seeing exactly how much worse Bert looks now from when he taped his special (3-ish months apart). It's WILD. We get into both tom and Bert doing press for their upcoming specials (Tom's "Ball Hog" comes out March 24, 2020). They discuss writing material, how great Andrew Schulz's way of making content is, Rocco Siffredi, Ian Bagg stories, and a cool video where some guy found a baby CRAWLING ON THE HIGHWAY.

It's wild times, but the bears are back together in the cave! This time to celebrate Tom Segura's new Netflix special "Ball Hog!" With the current state of the world, Tom had to cancel all of the press he was going to do to promote it, so his best friend/bear Bert Kreischer steps in to try and recreate all the different interviews he would have had to do! What would Stephen Colbert have asked? What about Jimmy Fallon? Bert also gets into a fun story or two about beefing with black twitter over a hashtag, and how Desus and Mero were involved.

The bears start off with sharing a drinking game someone made on Bert's podcast habits called "Bertus Interruptus." Can you survive it? Then Tom shares his story behind his new "Wash Your Hands" merch and the story of contacting the widow of the famed "Wood" who most of you have seen via text messages. Bert talks about his recent trip to the dentist and how much of an emergency his root canal was. He was sleeping with RAW ONIONS in his mouth! All new teeth for Berty Boy? Then Tom and Bert trade stories about getting fired (which makes Bert LOSE CONTROL) , sleeping around in their early days, and how good Bert is at listening/acting.

The 2 Bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and it's a real special one. It starts off with Bert showing off his latest homage to Wood on social media. Is he good enough at photoshop to keep people from reversing what he put up? We then get into Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, alleged slander on Sean William Scott, smearing brown on your significant other's nose, and some amazing raps written by Bert and performed by Tom. Wow.

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below!

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom then calls Dr. Drew and asks about Bert's health. Tom and Bert wrap up by sharing what they learned about each other this episode. When was the last time YOU browned in your pants? Let us know in the comment section below!

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss vulgar tweets, how their parents differ, and music they hate. They also take a look at Bert's surprise birthday video for Tom. What's the best present YOU'VE ever been given? Let us know in the comment section below!

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's sobriety, the period of time in which people became attractive, and what the two of them are going to do after the quarantine is over. The two of them talk to Ryan Sickler, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and Joey Diaz on the phone. Tom also shares Norman Summerton's poutine video with Bert. What do YOU like on YOUR poutine? Let us know in the comment section below!

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Adele's weight loss, Bert's sober days, and college pranks. Tom shares the infamous "1 Man, 1 Jar " video with Bert. They also call Dr. Drew to discuss the possibility of nicotine fighting Coronavirus. The two of them wrap up by eating the world hottest pork rind. What's the spiciest thing YOU'VE eaten? Let us know in the comment section below!

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Michael Jordan and "The Last Dance" documentary, dipping, and seeing Nirvana in concert. Bert issues an apology to people struggling with addiction, and the two of them debate the greatest all-time college football teams. Who's in YOUR top five? Let us know in the comment section below!

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back in the cave once again. Bert has a new perspective on Karl Malone. Tom and Bert then start going doing lists to see which alt comics don't know them, which leads them to a more fun conversation on which black comedians don't know them. We even call up black expert Neal Brennan to weigh in! We find out Tom’s experience driving a McLaren after he gives the Kreischer girls a ride. We then get into the discussion of fighting and each of the bears have their own technique. Tom is really aching to cause damage to someone. Will anybody volunteer? Plus, reactions to more of your comments and memes!

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the viral "Karen in Central Park" video, Jimmy Fallon's blackface controversy, the best Superbowl teams, and if they would take on Jason Bateman as a lover. The bears also take calls from Ari Shaffir and Whitney Cummings to have them weigh in on these topics.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by to rebrand the infamous hashtag coined by Tom all those years ago. Tom suggests three new options to replace it. They also discuss Bert's most recent discovery: Nadav has red hair! Who knew? Tom shares a story of touring Dr. Dre's old house, which leads Bert to pitch a show in which they would tour celebrity houses and guess whose it is. They talk to Taran from Taran Tactical on the phone about gun laws in various states. The Bears also discuss Lance Armstrong, Bert's upcoming drive-in movie theater tour, and sign language interpreters.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite commercial. They also discuss losing their virginity, decaf coffee, men's wigs, 85 South, and UTIs. Also, the 2 Bears baseball caps are available sooner than you think!

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Wild 'n Out and 85 South, two of Bert's favorite new discoveries. They discuss lame agents, managers, and execs; how Cowhead survived coronavirus; lifestyle comedians; Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy; Denzel Washington, Lil Wayne, and Morgan Freeman's comments on racism, and the pronunciation of "nightmare." Spoiler alert: Bert's been saying it wrong. They also talk about some of the top news stories such as the new anti-discrimination law passed by the Supreme Court, Nicki Minaj and Tekashi 6ix9ine's music video, the rising number of coronavirus cases, and Howard Stern's recent backlash. They wrap up this episode by answering Bert's would you rather question: Would you rather dunk, play scratch golf, run an ultra marathon or be able to hit a home run off a major league pitcher?

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing why they would make a good couple, and Bert pitches a new show idea. They give Nikki Glaser a call to run the idea by her. Bert also reveals how much Kool-Aid he consumes in a day. The bears also taste test various sodas, talk about their favorite sneakers, and explore new religions.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by eating Krispy Kreme donuts. They give Russell Peters a call to discuss Hinduism, which Bert is interested in possibly joining. They also discuss how often they brush their teeth, celebrities with fake teeth and fake hair, planking, Trinidad James, and Bert's daily caloric intake. Bert and Nadav also talk out their differences.

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot of ice cream. Tom and Bert then look at a Amazon review for Kool-Aid written by a fan, and Tom reveals new Kool-Aid inspired merch!

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's drinking the night before, during which he sent text messages to Tom and Nadav about the 1972 Miami Dolphins. This prompts a conversation about the best NFL teams of all time. They then discuss Shaq and Charles Barkley's bench press contest, Charles Haley, Nick Cannon's recent controversy, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk, the celebrity "Responsibility" video, and what celebrities Bert is more famous than.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by calling NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp. Warren suggests that the Bears and him start a podcast. Tom and Bert then discuss their excitement over the idea and what guests they would like to have on. Bert tells stories about Christian Okoye and Big Jay Oakerson, and then the two of them analyze Tracy Morgan ESPN video game commercials. They also discuss building home gyms, and Tom shares a story about Jennifer Aniston which leads to the hardest laughter ever on the show.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert's perfected day drinking. They discuss their current favorite reality shows, and Tom shares a cool video of an Ed Asner look-a-like with Bert. They give an update about their podcast with Warren Sapp, discuss the Ellen DeGeneres controversy, as well as their favorite Snoop Dogg hairstyles. They also play a game in which they decide which of the world's richest women they'd date.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's want for a British hype man. Tom then plays a clip of LeeAnn finding out about Bert's barehanded wiping for him, before discussing that their friends, including Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, are moving. The bears brainstorm where they would like to move. Bert also talks about his best parlor tricks and gambling with Daniel Tosh. They then look at an article on the best rappers over 40 which leads them into discussing the Cam'Ron and Faizon Love beef. They wrap the show up with a three-way call between the bears, Russell Peters, and Faizon Love to discuss the beef.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's love of wine, and how he drinks it on the treadmill. This leads them into discussing which Olympic events Bert thinks he can beat Warren Sapp in. They discuss different brands of peanut butter, and experiment mixing two together. They then try to see how many U.S. presidents they can name, and call Kevin Christy for confirmation. Talking to a smart person leads them to discuss their favorite books, and Bert explains why dumb people shouldn't read. They also discuss Bert's sleep apnea, and give Dr. Drew a call to see if he can get Bert a sleep apnea mask.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how coronavirus has changed people. They move on to talking about Bert's gross habits, and call Ari Shaffir to find out the point in the day at which he brushes his teeth. Tom and Bert also discuss who they would invite on a celebrity guys trip. Potential candidates include Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington, Shia Labeouf, Bill Clinton, Charles Barkley, and Mike Tyson. This leads them into talking about how weird Joe Pesci looks now. They wrap up by discussing Post Malone's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Tom getting drunk over the weekend. Bert then shares what his weekend was like, and why he got kicked out of someone's house. They discuss their want to hire a private investigator to be on retainer, their old nicknames, and guys that wear cologne. Tom wraps up the show by sharing a video of him singing to his son.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing boy-girl videos. Bert recalls talking to his daughters about them, and his experience with a dom. The Bears also discuss Ellen Degeneres, Hawaii surfer kids, Ron Jeremy, Israeli names, and tennis. Bert reflects on a jetski accident he had with his daughter, and they wrap up by discussing cool Japanese "stop time" movies.

Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but his wife, LeeAnn, joins Tom Segura in his place! LeeAnn weighs in on many of Bert's most outrageous 2 Bears moments. She reacts to his barehanded wiping, lends her opinion on his food intake, analyzes some of his many "Bertisms," responds to Bert's comments about their sex life, and more! She also reveals information from Bert's youth that is new to Tom and the 2 Bears audience.

Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Bobby Lee joins Tom Segura in his place. They discuss Bobby's time working construction, their favorite Korean movies, Bobby's experiences with racism, his Gucci sunglasses, and more!

Bert Kreischer is back with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They start off by discussing Bert's experience filming the upcoming game show "Go-Big Show." Bert shares stories about working with Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Cody Rhodes, and Jennifer Nettles, as well as his experience meeting Senator Cory Booker. Bert reacts to his wife LeeAnn's appearance on 2 Bears, and they discuss the hottest accents and the cheapest NFL teams. The Bears also review the black and British hype man submissions.

The 2 bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and are super super excited about the live show! They look up some fun toys to get for it and hope to question their sexuality by the end of the XXL event! We then check out the remaining hype men submissions for Tom and Bert. We then try to figure out who the most fun rich guys are, what Tom and Bert will waste their money on when they're fun rich guys, a little bit of smack talking about tennis, meggings, and more!

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing the recent presidential debate and getting hyped for their tennis match. Bert pitches a sci-fi comedy that he wants to make and discusses Dax Shepard's episode of "Armchair Expert" on sobriety. The Bears also look at comments YMH fans have left on the trailer for Bert's new show "The Cabin," discuss Bert's new Off-White sneakers, as well as how he was recently robbed. The robbery story prompts a conversation about ice. Which comedian do YOU think has the best ice?

Tom Segura and Bert Kresicher start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by recapping their recent tennis match, as seen on 2 Bears Live. They call Tom's tennis coach, Michael, to get his opinion on the match. The Bears also discuss Bert's other athletic abilities including archery, baseball, and basketball. Bert also pitches the idea that he should run for mayor of Los Angeles.

Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Ryan Sickler joins Tom Segura in his place. Ryan and Tom start out this episode by discussing Jeffrey Toobin's recent scandal and take a look at OJ Simpson's video response on the matter. They share stories from being on jury duty, and read an email from a super cool mom. This prompts Ryan and Tom to share some of their craziest sex stories, as well as stories about strippers, Woody Harrelson, and Ryan's old roommate.

Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Tim Dillon joins Tom Segura in his place. They discuss plus-sixed clothes, Tim's experience as a mortgage broker, Tom's time selling Cutco knives, the upcoming election, Tim's upbringing, the California fires, and more!

Bert Kreischer is back in the cave with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Tom start off this episode by reflecting on the guest hosts they had while Bert was away: Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, and Ryan Sickler. They also recap their live show and the unaired arm wrestling matches that took place at Studio Jeans after the show. They take a look at fan art that has been made for their film "Fat Astronauts," before calling journalist Michael Stahl to discuss cool new lanes of boy-girl films such as PLASTT, which is a big hit with the bears. This leads to a conversation about comedian and boy-girl expert Yoshi Obayashi. Todd and Bart move on to discuss their future athletic challenges. On the topic of basketball, they call Whitney Cummings who happens to be a great player. The bears wrap up by discussing who would be on their 5 on 5 teams and great red-headed players.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by revisiting their new favorite thing on the internet: PLASTT. They also discuss Dr. Drew's new reputation, the birthday present Tom got Bert, peptides, times Bert has gotten hurt, their experience at 2 Bears, 1 Bowl, and what their next challenge will be.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how many wars America has won and lost, Tom's newest podcast "Tom Talks," and Bert's new health drink. They also cover Kevin Hart new special, Bert and LeeAnn's dinner with Tom and Christina P, and handsome Mexican actors. They react to listener-submitted "gay gift" emails, toss around ideas for a 2 Bears calendar, and watch Bert's drunkest moment from 2 Bears Live.

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's new love of canned water and Tom's recent colonoscopy. They talk about Diego Maradona's passing and the resemblance he bore to Bert, how to get chloroform, Ari Shaffir's experience with salvia, and Bert's new tomahawks. The Bears take a look at abscess draining, fat deposit popping, and salivary stone removal videos, and wrap up by discussing their favorite life hacks.

Christina P joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura's place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They start off by recapping Tom's basketball accident. They then discuss the joys of drinking alone, how Bert ruptured his testicle, their new favorite podcast "The Dictators," Eliot Page's recent transition, and their favorite reality show stars. Christina also reveals how she broke her tooth, and they have a FaceTime call with comedian Whitney Cummings.

Whitney Cummings joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura's place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Tom Cruise's on-set rant, the cars they've owned throughout their life, Reese Witherspoon, whether or not they would join the SNL cast, Elliot Page's transition, getting in trouble for cultural appropriation, and much more!

Dr. Drew Pinsky fills in for Tom Segura and hangs out with Bert Kreischer as guest-bear on 2 Bears 1 Cave this week! They give Tom a call to check in on how he's doing, Bert confesses to lying to his therapist, and they give a call to a guy that texted Bert as a wrong number... Brandon seems pretty cool! Bert then reveals he had a full blood panel done and comes up with a game for Dr. Drew: guess how healthy I am? Before hearing the results, do you think Bert falls into the "healthy" or "unhealthy" category?