You Take the Kids

Nell and Michael's plans for a romantic getaway are complicated by Nate's new job—delivering stolen audio equipment.

The Christmas tree and presents are stolen by a homeless family.

Lorette's folks misunderstand when she teams with a cute boy in a school parenting project to care for eggs.

Lorette asks out Raymond's cool—and sexually active—friend spunk; Nate has plans to assassinate an unwanted goldfish.

Peter steals the family car in hopes of finally getting his parents' attention.