The Roast

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Episode 1
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Queensland gets new government, Queen makes new friends and Cheney gets new heart.

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Roast News Update 27th March, 2012
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Woods wins tournament, pirate party wins election and oil rich Kenya is just winning.

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Roast News Update 28th March, 2012
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Wall Street bankers don't like themselves, nobody like Kyle Sandilands and DSK likes women even when they don't like him back.

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Roast News Update 29th March, 2012
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Bridezilla kicked off flight, early man walked upright and La Niña declared dead with 0% chance of mourning.

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Roast News Update 30th March, 2012
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Russia seeks best worker, Chinese workers seek rights and Lindsey Lohan seeks nearest bar.

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Episode 6
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Working from home more productive, Suu Kyi allowed out of home to work and royal bodyguards find themselves out of work.

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Roast News Update 03rd April, 2012
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Bin Ladens charged in War on Terror, drugs surrender in war on themselves and privacy invaded in war on us.

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Roast News Update 04th April, 2012
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City of Churches named "best planned", church porn scandal not going to plan and fake church weddings a perfectly-planned scam.

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Episode 9
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Herpes-infected coral red-faced, stingray reveals Jesus' face and world's quietest room laughs in the face of noise.

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Episode 10
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Baldwin stalked, Kardashian balked at affair rumours and Instagram chalked a billion.

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Episode 11
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Santorum loses face, Heroin found in the wrong place, and North Koreans finally going to space.

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Episode 12
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The NRL finds a female referee, Snoop Dogg finds a new way to smoke weed and the FBI finds it's out of leads.

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Roast News Update April 12th, 2012
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The NRL finds a female referee, Snoop Dogg finds a new way to smoke weed and the FBI finds it's out of leads.

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Roast News Update April 13th, 2012
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Gay Star Wars Characters Hired, Pregnant Christian Teacher Fired, and Rick Santorum's Presidential campaign tired.

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Roast News Update April 16th, 2012
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Grenades at a Cock Fight, Secret Service with ladies of the Night and TV Week Logies 'Night of Shite'.

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Roast News Update April 17th, 2012
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Guns blazed in Sydney Streets, Police tased crime records and El Salvador fazed by deathless day.

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Roast News Update April 18th, 2012
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TVs for Ikea, hacking a console a bad idea, and parliamentary strike more tragic than Medea

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Roast News Update April 19th, 2012
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Doctors withdraw blood from teenagers, Australia withdraws troops from Afghanistan and America withdraws food from North Korea

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