The New Statesman (1987)

A new MP threatens Alan's status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

Alan tries to help the Labour party win the next election so he can blame them for the impending oil shortage.

Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.

Alan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.

At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.